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Let's see who can cook more dishes than me:

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Shahi paneer, mushroom sabzi, butter mushroom, butter paneer, mushroom paneer, paneer burji, egg salad, fish fry, roti, poori, parathe, pakore, chai, coffee, idli, pulse, chicken fry, cake, maggie, poha, naan, baked cookies, burger, aloo ka paratha, samose, gulab jamun, gujiya, chole, aloo ki sabzi, mango milkshake, lassi, kesar badam milkshake, french fries, beginners style pizza, noodles, chilli paneer, corn soup, and more..

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u/10Alternative — 2 days ago
▲ 4 r/Real_teenindia+1 crossposts

Gooood morning.. Aaj dekha jayega ki baadh kaha se aati hai.. Hype se yaa producers ke peeche se.. 🤭

u/10Alternative — 2 days ago

Genuine doubt for everyone..

How many kisses do you had, guys? And at what age

I had 2, both forced, by two different girls..

First at age of 9 and second at 17

First one was on lips

Second one was tongue...🥲 she was like gym girl, caught me... And kissed, and left me bitten on lower lip....

Both were like my one of bsf... 😭

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u/10Alternative — 2 days ago

Genuine doubt for everyone..

How many kisses do you had, guys? And at what age I had 2, both forced, by two different girls..

First at age of 9 and second at 17

First one was on lips

Second one was tongue...🥲 she was like gym girl, caught me... And kissed, and left me bitten on lower lip.....

They both were like my one of bsf

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u/10Alternative — 2 days ago

Genuine doubt.

How many kisses do you had, guys? And at what age

I had 2, both forced, by two different girls.. First at age of 9 and second at 17

First one was on lips

Second one was tongue...🥲

They both were like my one of bsf

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u/10Alternative — 3 days ago

Suggest title of this poem.. 🥲

This was the first poem we wrote

Bro me and my best friend made this poem

Tum kise dikha loge

Tum kise sikha loge

Sab baithen hi yahan fike hokar ke hai

Jyada kahoge to chikhe to inke muh main hi hai

Haan Paar jana kaha tha

mar jaana yaha tha

reh gaya mai musafir dharmo ka sama tha

jisme parwana fana tha

Teri hasti ka tughe khyal nhi

Khusboo main tu filhaal hai

Hasti Teri Masti ki thi

Aur prakriti usse kehti sasti ki thi

Jisme jang bas hasti ki thi

Jismein pisti ye mitti si thi

Pratikriti ka Sagirth bas ek dikhawa hai aur kuch na seekha to jiwan ek chalawa hai

Jise tune dikawa kaha aur jise tune sikha na ko kaha

Dost vo dono hi khamosh hai kyunki

Sab to tha mitti ka aur jayega bhi mitti ko

Ham kyun kahe ki khafaa hua hai mujhse sab kuch

Sab kuch tha hi nhi Mera sachmuch

Jisme bas jiwan ek sahaara hai jo mera nahi tumhara hai

Tumne diya ye jeevan jo apno ko wo jiwan to tumhara tha

Aur kiya jo tumne wo chahana tumhara tha jaise jiwan ek jal ki dhara hai

Ghar iska ek kinara hai

Jeevan ek jal ki dhara hai phir bhi jal ko tarse ye parwana(bechara) hai

Jal ki mang yhi aayi moti buddi se

Harkate saari choti hai

Kyunki ahankar ye mata nhi ki vo kabhi na band hone vale nal ki toti hai

Jab janlena ye sabkuch to

Naaraz hokar ke kena kya sab Jaan liya sachmuch.

Ek line dalunga,

Ek vichari salakho mein sadta

Ek vyavchari sadko pe phirta

Ji samaj hai girta girta

Ji samaj hai girta girta

Bas nazaron mein tirta tirta

Haaye ye jiwan gir raha hai

Agyani nazaron mein phir raha hai

Haal kya hai jaau kaise

Aaj phir mar jaau kaise

Dekhta is duniya ko mar raha hu

Aaj phir kuch kar raha hu

Kuch kehna tha hi nhi kuch Jana tha hi nhi jab kahe ya kare usme kyun ham fase jab gira hu uthta hai tab konsa vo Kalyan karta hai jina uska vyarth hai kyunki usne kabhi na jana jivan ka tathya hai

Jo samaj jisne dekha na savera

Aaj kheeche mera chehra

Ye jivan hai mera

Mai jo isko azamalu mai jo isko bikhradu mai hi mera mai hi mai hu mai ab Mujhse yahi keh du

Aaj koi mera nahi hai jeevan bhi tera nahi hai

Mai chahu ya na chahu apno se muh mod na paau

Haay ye kaisi majboor haaye ye kaisi hai kamjori

Kamjori pe kabhi na karna sinajori

Jo zor tum lagaoge khud ko hamesha girta paoge jeena jaana hai hi vyarth iska kya tumne khyal Kiya aur khyal main kya tumhe kabhi kuch filhaal Mila

Mila ye jeevan bhheint hi hai hai

Ye kisi ki den hi hai

Mai jo isko hu gawata

Aaj rah pe chalta jaata

Ye mera jeevan nahi hai

Kisi se apnapan nahi hai

Ye jo ab hai

Kal nahi hai

Ye ko sab hai

Ab man nahi hai

Man kabhi nhi hota dost

Ham kaha the ham laaye gye

Ham gye khan ham dafnaye gye

Yhi to tha hamare hisab

Ki kitaab se nhi milta

Hame kabhi shi ka dwaar

Dwaaron ko bhi darkinar karo

Bas khud se aur mitti se pyaar karo ha pyaar karo

Aaj karmo se khud par upkaar karo

Apna khud ka udhhar karo

Ye jo aaye wo chale gaye

Tumbhi ho jo kal tasveero mein band hoge

Sabse mand hoge

Kon jaane kal kya hoge

Aaj jaano tum kya hoge

Kabhi nhi Jaana ki tum kya hoge

Hona to hai ek majburi hamne kabhi nhi kaha ki ye tha zaroori

Siskiyon se aur ghabarahat se jo jivan Mila kya uska bhi main Karu shukra bhala are jaoji jaoji hame nhi aata miiti pe jina ha yhi hai jivan isse bhi to main apna kyun khoon du bhala

Ye jivan apna samajh kar

Hai kisi ka phir samajh kar

Aaj chaldo ruk na jana

Kal tum khul kar muskura

Naa jane tum kya hoge

Kab kase kaha hoge

Jamane se pare hoge

Magar samay ke asre hoge

Samay tum na gawana tum aaj na Hichkichana

Tum jo aaj ruk na jaao tum jo kal ko geet gaao

Geet gaate gaate ye sur gungunao

Mai mera jevan yahi hai

Hai kisi ka ker yahi hai

Aaj tum gaao ye gana

Jag hasega ruk na jana

Aaj marlo jeene ke liye aaj karlo jeene ke liye

Jeene ke liye Jana hi nhi tha ye kaisa afsana hi nhi tha mudda iska tha ki

Usne kaha main bagair tha kya main bagair tha uss baat ka mughe koi farak nhi ha mughme koi tharak nhi janedo jo tumhe Jana hai vo bhi to Banna ek fasana hai

Fasana se to shuruat thi kya yhi hamari mulakat thi nhi Maine to kaha tha tumse ki kahin yuhin na jaaye Mera jivan ha jaldi karo kuch prabandhan lekin usne meri ek na Sunni kahta kahta haar gya main aakhir kya ye hahakar nhi jeeno ko chyiye ek vichar nhi yhi Janna sab band kardega har sarkar nhi are sarkari logo ko kyun kehte ho vo bhi to tumse aaye the kahan ko jana tha iss pe aakar vo bhi to pareshani main aaye the pareshani ki manmaani unpar bhi to aayi thi lakh smghalo magar kisne bhi unhe kaha ki mat jana vo to hai hi begana begane rasto ko jo apna maane khana thokar hi uska dharam banega ha main nhi gya aur main hi to Satya banega

Satya banega yhi to phir aage jaake

Tathya banega tathya pe phir log vichar karnege

Phir uspe sarakar banegi aur sarkar phir hahakar karegi phir hahakar karegi

Ismein tum ye na bhulana, jeevan hai ek tinke ka dana, pighalao to pighalta jata, todo to tut jaata, hai ye jeevan ek vyakti ki aatmgatha, tha wo isko har samay bachata, samay ke saath chalta jaata magar kahi samay mein chhut jaata, mol na uska koi kar bhi pata, tha magar wo muskurata

Andha samaj aur kaana raja ek tu hi to sabko satya samjhatha satya wahi jo satya hai har kisi ka satya hai jo jeevan ka arth hai

Sabke jeevan nhi alag sabke arth Kahan alag honge agar mitti badalne ko jivan badalna kehte ho to

Chiriya main aur titliyan main aur mujhme kya rhejayega

Aree ham to vhi miiti hai jiss mitti se

Sab aayen hai mitti main Jana tha aur mitti ko pehchana tha itna sa tha to Mera Jeevan aane vale dekhlo apna prabandhan..

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u/10Alternative — 4 days ago

Mom and dad had an argument, because she forgot dad's birthday, and as now I picked dad's phone, I saw mom sent this to him.... And wrote sorry sorry with it 🤭🥲

u/10Alternative — 4 days ago