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On Saturday, you drove around campus all by yourself in your newer model red Corvette. While generally reserved for older men going through a midlife crisis, you were of college age.

You drove back-and-forth along the street in front of the stadium, continually revving your engine at people standing in line waiting for Fry bread. It was so, so cool.

You then drove around the perimeter of campus revving your engine down stretches of road before having to slam on your brakes at the red light. I understand getting a thrill here or there but is this the best you can do with your free time and extra money? It was a Stark reminder that money cannot buy happiness, or a decent personality. Do better, bro. Everyone was laughing at you.

On Saturday, you were some sad dude riding around in his Corvette all by himself, with a trailblazer’s license plate numbered similar to “kqw3”— I felt a true sadness as I observed you a few times. You drove back-and-forth in front of the stadium, revving your engine at people waiting in line for fry bread. You then drove back to repeat this same action and then drove the perimeter of campus revving your engine. Like… What is the benefit or purpose of any of this?

I understand getting a thrill but… Is this the best you can do with your money and your free time?

The title says it all. Melissa Bird is fresh energy who is ready to fight, while Val Hoyle takes money from Palantir and other bullshit special interests. Ditch this corporate hack. Put your ballot in the ballot box directly, probably too late for the mail since the election is near. May 19th.