I wrote a bio for Jerry
Note: I'm not advertising for his adoption, I am sharing the glory of his chaos. I am also considering foster failing.
Meet Jerry, a beautiful rare mixed breed of Velcro Cat and Goblin King, straight from the streets of Forest Hills.
Need a laugh? His raccoon software comes with chaos and an insatiable appetite for wand toys, churu, and his very last braincells.
Need a cuddle? His Koala DNA means he will be by your side through thick and thin.
Getting up to use the bathroom? Bodyguard.
Getting a glass of water? Fridge inspector.
Eating pizza? He will risk it all testing it for poison.
Are you a little past due for a shower? He will provide you with complimentary sandpaper baths while you doomscroll on Tik Tok.
Cold? He will be your living stole.
Sweaty from that summer heat? He will drape himself over your shoulders like a fluffy white towel.
Have car issues? This baby purrs from here to next Sunday.
Snuggly, sweet, with a brain made of silly string and wet matches, this baby has an undying grudge against dogs resolved only by using his favorite human as an emotional support fainting couch. Prefers cat-only or human-only families.
Literally one of the best, funniest cats of all time. He will crack you up and make you cry when he settles in your arms with a contented sigh.
He is also wanted in several states and the island of Guam for attacking CPAP hoses.