Fanboys
The Intoxalock fanboys are a very strange phenomenon, I can’t quite wrap my head around it
The Intoxalock fanboys are a very strange phenomenon, I can’t quite wrap my head around it
I looked at my call logs, I have literally had to call Intoxalock at least 72 times since July 2025. No exaggeration, no joke no funny business, I mean literally 72 outgoing calls to Intoxalock in my call logs. Does that sound normal to you? Does that sound like their service is working? Now Intoxalock customer advocacy is contacting me due to my negative reviews, you’re telling me not one single person noticed that I’ve called 72 times and that maybe something really is going on until I made some bad reviews?
I am not usually the type of guy to write complaints online. I would normally kinda roll over and take it so I could get through the process, which is how I was at the beginning of this process but after a few too many recurring issues I started to realize how serious the situation is. Intoxalock has radicalized me now and I will continue to advocate against them for the rest of my duration with the device in my car and I will continue after the device is removed from my car as well. This is unacceptable and we need to change this system.
Talked to DMV, PA DUI association and my garage and they all say it should work. Yeah it SHOULD fucking work but it doesn’t. I genuinely don’t know what else to do no one will listen to me when I try to explain what’s going on
I just knew something would happen, it appears that Intoxalock has fried another battery. I really can’t do 6 more months of this shit.
I believe I understand what happened last night but now I have more questions.
So when I first started with the IID July 2025 my insurance lapsed right before I received my picture card. The garage installed the device and did not check or ask if I had the restricted license. I got insurance and tried to provide proof of insurance online but of course that didn’t work so I’m lazy and I put it off and didn’t actually get the license in hand until January 2026 but I was driving and paying for the intoxalock that whole time.
The original lease was 6/30/2025-7/30/2026 but the mechanic told me it is based off when the license was issued. Can I expect to be done around the end of July or do I have to do this until January? I can’t do this for another 6 months. I guess at this point I’m just waiting to see if I get the paperwork in the mail soonish or if I’m expected to do this until January 2027
Sudden notification that I “successfully signed my lease” so I’m like wtf does that mean. I check the app and they added a year long extension with no warning
I don’t usually dream about benzos anymore but I expect to hear that classic intoxalock beep in my nightmares for the rest of my life