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We were so focused on Storm's skin that we didn't address that her fish is only Epic, this is unacceptable.

Why Zhiyong, why must you be so fucking ass at your job. "We added 2,000 different CC abilities this patch, and gave every predscan hero higher damage, so we're gonna take away your hp" I can't engage at all this patch because I get hit by the 200 different CC abilities in the game.

Luna's brainless cc's, The drooling thing player running to earthbound me, Hela's buffed stun, Gambits stupid ass bubble, and my God that Elsa trap, whoever designed that I will find them mark my goddamn words. Aside from hulks bubble none of them have any CC mitigation, they shadow nerfed tenacity so I never get it but even then supports and dps do so much damage I get atomized before it could ever proc.

Like hell even when I can engage I do nothing because the meta tanks shut me down so badly, every dps does percentage damage, every support has 200 immortality abilities, before I could engage, actually force the enemy team to look at me, now I just get vaporized back to the spawn room where I gotta get my ass on some boring ass main tank like my god I don't wanna sit main all game its a superhero game it should be a dynamic 4 dimensional game yet the meta they keep giving us is just sit main, shoot gun, triple slop.

Only saving grace has been Hood because I can flank and not worry about getting chain cc'd by the mentally delayed luna or thing player spamming their ccs, I can mitigate damage and CC, and I can actually not do complete tickle damage. If Gorr isn't a super fun dive/brawl tank next season I'll probably just take a toaster bath because playing tank was already like wiping my ass with sandpaper and this season they glued needles to the sandpaper.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who loathes Luna

When this game came out, the main reason everybody even gave it a chance was because of Marvel, Like I was so hype to have a game where I could play as the classic characters that we all adore, and hell I was surprised by some more niche characters they added like Lin Lie or Sai because as somebody who doesn't read a lot of comics, most my knowledge comes from movies, shows, and the few comics I did decide to read, it was fun being shown more of what Marvel has to offer, then theres Luna...

Look, if you enjoy this character, that's completely fine. Theres plenty of things to enjoy about her, and I understand that if you're a luna main, you've probably bonded with the character and you enjoy her character, I personally disagree however you're completely entitled to your own opinion, but I am so SO sick of seeing people defend the catering she gets.

The reason she's even in the game, is because the executive producer of marvel games, Danny Koo (Top left) created her, and since then he's just shoved his OC down our throats since then, 200 skins every season, constantly buffed up the wazoo, she's in Fortnite, its her 8th birthday guys time to celebrate, listen to her song on Spotify, buy her $300 hot toys that comes with a new skin, speaking of new skins, here's a new luna skin, sorry guys Danny looked at the roadmap and saw there was no Luna skin, so he had to fix that, like do we see the problem here?

I see people defending this like "Oh its his character, let him show her love" "Oh every character is an OC" But the issue is that we aren't here for her, we do not want her, and we are tired of her. The "every character is an oc" argument is dumb because yeah, Spider-Man's an OC, but he also has decades worth of history, is a relatable and cool character, has unique powers, has a more interesting and fleshed out character, I'll go on.

Like yeah she hasn't been around that long, so she needs more opportunities to be in more media, but like first of all, she's not interesting enough for anybody to even want her, there are more interesting characters with ice powers and more interesting musician characters.

When I log onto my MARVEL game, I'm here for the actual superheroes I grew up with, I am so tired of Danny's lame oc constantly get more attention and love than the ones who deserve it like Storm or Fantastic. Danny Koo has just gotten way over his head, and is just abusing his power so he can get his OCs into the spotlight, in a recent interview this guy said he wanted to add Crescent and Lo, two more of his OCs into the game, like just make it stop.

Since her release Rogue was just a very mediocre character that you had to put in 100x more effort in to get the same if not less value as some other characters, literally shackled to gambit as a team up merchant, finally in 8.5 she felt great, she was tanky and had good lethality, and then for some reason they decided to hard nerf her this season.

Her punch and block got hit so hard, and worst of all she lost almost 100 fucking HP, like dude are we serious, what did we get to compensate? Gambit team up nerfed again, and her shitty ass mag team up that literally just gives her a worse version of her base kit from last season. Thanks, everybody gets to enjoy all their fun new toys and buffs meanwhile we're stuck with this bullshit.

Every support and DPS got way more survivability and lethality so anytime I try and engage I do no damage, need to commit so many of cooldowns which are all on way too long of a cooldown, to usually get zero value, I get shredded so fast because I have so little HP.

Her absorption ability is also bar none the most dog shit ability in the game, you can't ever use it in a brawl because it animation takes 4,000 years and you end up CCing yourself. It doesn't help she has probably the slowest fucking walk speed in the game, like why is she actually so slow, the amount of times I've been cucked out of a kill because I can't close the gap on somebody because ig her dump truck ass is slowing her down is immeasurable.

Also despite the "visual clutter adjustments" 90% of the time I can't see fucking anything, so when I'm in a brawl it looks like the Teletubbies are having an orgy on my screen.

I think maybe I'm just dog shit, but then I swap to a character like Cap or Angela and I do infinitely better because those heroes didn't get their entire kits gutted and actually got useful tools. I don't wanna hear any arguments that "Oh she would've been too OP" as if these fucks care about something being OP in the same season THEY GIGA BUFFED GAMBIT AND ELSA. Just revert the goddamn rogue nerfs, and get rid of her team up with gambit.

Can't fucking stand this hero, I'm so mentally exhausted from dealing with a gambit every game that I'm actually on ranked so I can perma ban this fuck and never have to deal with him because qp is infested with champ gambits

Man I love playing well, maintaining tempo and space against this team, would be a shame if they had a button that instantly gave them all of that for free

Oh what? You're not running the hero? GG ig, oh what you actually do have a a gambit? Well they have Loki so now they have two gambits to your one, gg.

Just counter the ult bruh, just kill the gambit who has two push abilities, can teleport across the map, has 200 self heals, and now a movement speed boost. Like not everyone is in low elo to where their gambit is gonna Leroy Jenkins into the enemy team 1v6 and die.

I even hear some people say "Just stand your ground against it" like dawg the enemy team is all juiced up, and if they combo with a dps or tank ult it doesn't matter if we use a support ult, especially if (very rarely) the gambit remembers he has other cooldowns besides the ult and anti heals within the support ult

Oh and my favorite "Dude not everybody can actually make use of the ult, its actually hard to use, its only pro players who get value off of it" like I understand your mother had a case of bud light for her entire gestation period with you but lets not act like you need a PHD to get value off of gambit ult, all he needs to do is look in his teams general direction, press the button, and his team can just walk forward, steamroll everything, and get their ults faster.

I actually loathe Luna and her entire existence, what a lame ass character, like genuinely. She has no character, no personality, generic powers, she's just a nothing burger. All her interactions are just these corny "H-Have you listened to my shit music? G-Guys I can play music, I have no actual heroic feats or interesting character beats, but I'm a cute popstar". Her sole reason for being in this game is because the head director of this game, Danny Koo, wanted to stuff his oc into the game. Like was there not a single second thought to be had? You have your deviant art oc in this game with MARVEL characters, she was literally made for their shitty mobile game because their publisher wanted a cute girl with ice powers.

As if there aren't several more interesting characters that have the music or ice theme, I mean Dazzler is right fucking there but no, let me add my oc in the game and force her down everyones throat, 20000 buffs every update, she's always involved in the lore for no reason, hey guys its her 8th birthday, guys please be excited. It doesn't help that playing against this hero, especially now, is on par with getting fisted by a cactus, she has two of the most cancer ass CC's in the game, does way too much damage, and is just a self heal merchant, all of her fucking abilities heal her, and they insist of buffing her every patch. God and her voice lines, no actual hate to her VA, but every time I hear "Do I throw like a girl" before I get two tapped, I add a new hole into my wall.

Danny, if by some miracle you ever see this, nobody likes your lame ass oc, she is nowhere near important nor cool enough to be having her own events or running into battle alongside Captain America. If she wasn't just shoved up my ass every season I wouldn't care, but I'm so exhausted of seeing her stupid ass face, keep her dog shit or just replace her with a different, more interesting character.

Fucking insufferable ass heroes, man I love getting my health bar deleted from across the map. We love poke slop yummy yummy Big Guang we need more. We need more talentless hitscan heroes that take no brain power, just hold down your primary fire, get fisted by your supports, and win games so skilled so fun. Oh? You wanna target these long ranged heroes and punish them for their loser ass play style? Oh sorry we at Netease hate proper game design and your joy so we built in the most cancer abilities into these heroes kits, With all sorts of hyper mobility, I-frames, and Cc because we need you to know that if you play any melee hero you're sub-human to us. I also loathe both of these two characters player bases like congrats little Timmy you can aim, almost like that's a bare minimum skill you should have in a hero shooter but I digress. Not like you need any crazy aim, Scott has enough auto aim bullshit to make a Wanda player cream their adult diaper and Jean as a stun fatter than your mother that she can hit you with and hold you nice and still as she one taps you, did I mention they both shoot log sized projectiles you need to have arthritis to consistently miss and they have two of the best ultimates in the game? Like why wouldn't they? Why design heroes with weaknesses? That'd make too much sense, anyways who's ready for another unnecessary phoenix buff next patch? Oh joy 6 seasons straight of her being a top 3 dps. Oh and cyclops is too strong? we hear you, we'll make him 250, despite him getting overhealth for doing air and having mobility that'd make prime Elsa insecure. Kill both these heroes already.

If I forgot one uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gm 2 lobby, double G hand picked his 5 strongest warriors to send and ruin my day, 2 terrible supports, 2 god fucking awful dps, and a clueless second tank, carried the first round on cap but after that we just got steam rolled, they just kept dying, and dying, and dying every team fight, I'd have half their team on my dick and yet they could never take space or kill anything and they never ever used their ults properly, now its 99-99 overtime, I kill half their fucking team by myself all the while I'm getting fucked in the ass by these awful servers, I'm about to kill the rest and cap point for our team, and then our useless fucking strange TPs me off point and makes me c9 to lose the game, like god fucking damn the people who play this game are so so so braindead, like actual fetal alcohol victims, right as I'm about to finally clutch the win for us this monkey just goes and fucks that up. Fuck this game, I hope it rots in hell, I'm gonna go queue again

I've been learning support pool these past few days and each day I question why I bother. I gotta position, manage by cooldowns, stay alive, apply constant pressure to get exp for upgrades,make sure to use my ult at the opportune time, and make sure I don't eat turbo shit and die before I can get jackpot only for my teammates to stare at my ass while I push up and die because everybody forgets how to walk when I ult, and I'll do all that and it won't matter a lot of the time because this hero doesn't have the same utility that other supports provide like rocket and CND.

Rocket has far better survivability, range, utility, healing, and a better ult than heal pool, and has to do like 1/10th of the work. I'm not trying to dog on rocket players btw, I'm upset about the balance philosophy of this game. You should be rewarded for playing difficult characters, and yet its just insanely demotivating putting in so much time and effort to try and master a hero when I could just swap to a way easier one and get 10x the value. Its not even just this example, Spiderman players gotta memorize an entire library of combos to just get one pick, meanwhile all Namor needs to do is flank with both squids and he can wipe out entire backlines in seconds.

I just wish that you'd actually get rewarded for playing a hard hero.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this Lyla? Miguel's AI assistant? We've already seen some glimpses of Miguel and he's heavily tied to Alchemax, so maybe we'll get him soon? Please double G?

This asshole has been the best hero in the game since his release and its because these stupid ass devs don't realize that you can nerf the ult as many times as you want, ULT CHARGE ACCELERATION IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING THING TO HAVE IN THIS GAME, 30%, 20%, fuck even if its a mere 1%, its a terrible thing to include in this game, ults are way too overpowered and it fucks up the flow of the game and makes the game way less about your skill or neutral and just about how quickly you've farmed your insta win button. The universal ult charge increase was one of the single best things they've done for the game, and yet they completely refuse to nerf the one hero that fucks all that up, Cap also has it and needs it removed but its less egregious since he gets his ult slower than gambit, and its not a team wide nano boost that hits everybody across the map. It just sucks because this is like the most fun strategist designed and yet it's gonna be his 8th month not being allowed in any of my damn games. Just completely remove the ult charge acceleration, that's all we need Zhiyong.

Actually most dogshit useless fucking thing that they've ever added, it does genuinely nothing, I'll get chain cc'd for 20 years on tank and never once get a tenacity proc, only when I'm trying to kill somebody does it decide to proc, I love it when I'm playing Rogue or Hulk and have to roll the dice on whether or not my abilities are actually gonna work on my target, but oh no, lets not actually have tenacity affect the problematic abilities like Devil's grab, Invis pull, or white fox charm, go fuck yourself. God Luna especially, I think shoving broken glass down my urethra would be better than dealing with Luna and White fox backline, just getting charmed every 5 seconds, and luna having her stupid ass hit scan freeze that you can barley react to. They didn't even address how fucking bad this was in the dev vision, just scrape it under the rug ig. Lets not do the smart thing like what Overwatch did and actually start removing some of the ridiculous cc in this game, and instead lets add this convoluted shitass system that doesn't actually work. Or at least increase the cooldowns on these abilities.