28F/30M Review of Luxuria in Montreal (fairly disappointed)
For context, we’ve made a few visits to Oasis Aqualounge in Toronto as that’s where we’re based out of. That is also our standard holder for comparison as the only club we’ve attended together.
Let’s start with the positives:
- Affordability is great, you can get couple entry for about $65 together including the membership for a single day.
- Music + club vibes. Honestly, even if you don’t get any desired sexual experience or fantasy that night, it feels like a great night out at a club with some hot couples and potential nudity. That can be a negative or a positive depending on who you are, but being a couple who loves to dance — we managed to have a great time on the dance floor at least!
- There was a good mix of age in the crowd, it didn’t feel like the crowd was too old.
- There’s good room options to fulfill some of your kinks, whether it’s equipment, glory holes, group showers.
The negatives:
- Unfortunately what we read beforehand was true, people are mostly there to dance and drink as opposed to actually partake in the action. I’m sure this can vary from night to night by given by the lack of advancements hour by hour, we were confused on why people would attend a sex club over a night club. Not that participation is expected, but we saw one couple just depressingly sit on a chair at a table all night and not partake in even the dancing. The music being loud also makes mingling difficult to some degree, so we just were kind of taken aback here.
- ugh. Single men. Yes, we went on a Friday night, our fault. However being creepily watched and followed even when we were simply just exploring the premises for the first time, it was just so uncomfortable and off putting.
- Lack of respect for the rules — if a curtain is shut, the rule is to not touch it or open it and to respect privacy. Both men and women were attempting to peep upstairs while our curtain was shut and it killed the whole vibe for us during one of our sessions upstairs. At Oasis we’re more open and comfortable with being watched as 1) there weren’t any privacy rules being broken, and 2) people were more participatory which made you comfortable and enjoy the environment more. It’s a lot different when in a way it felt predatory (as much as I don’t like that word).
- Although “privacy” is advertised, the curtains don’t seemingly have enough coverage for privacy in the rooms. Some of the rooms are also just uncomfortable for sexual acts.
- We also didn’t like that there was seemingly no provided lockers, as in they were there, but based on our Oasis experience we thought locks themselves would be provided. Not the biggest detractor but maybe worth noting for those who wish to attend.
Conclusion: if you wish to build your own consensus with a visit, avoid the single male nights. The ones in attendance that day were seriously off-putting and questionable, and I don’t mean in purely looks, I mean in body language and actions, we are not that shallow. Go in with low expectations and be ready to simply enjoy the night with just your partner. If you don’t like loud music or dancing, I don’t think this’ll be a suitable environment for you.
Honest rating: 3/10 — and this is mostly just for the place looking cool and having good music. The club has cool features but it doesn’t matter if people aren’t really actively partaking.