u/2aron

I'm trying to find the podcast I listened to a few years ago that had some pretty memorable narration. He used wild similes and ridiculous descriptions that came out of left field. I thought for sure it was Nightmare Next Door but I've been revisiting it and can't find any episodes that match what I remember. Each episode was a one off crime with a male narrator. I'm wondering if they've been re-edited since then or if I'm crazy. Any ideas?