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Tea Party Rick Santelli Supports US Government Intervening In The Bond Market To Buyback Our Own Long End Bonds
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Tea Party Rick Santelli Supports US Government Intervening In The Bond Market To Buyback Our Own Long End Bonds

Today on CNBC The Exchange with Kelly Evan’s Rick Santelli interrupted the scheduled guest to rant against the language being used. Rick said that using words like manipulation, entitlements, socialism, and support to describe today’s announcement of the government buying back its own long ends bonds Is shameful.

This is a major turn of face for someone like Rick Santelli. The Tea Party doesn’t generally believe in big government so today is a new day for it. Rick told Kelly Evan’s that what Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is doing isn’t what he would do. But when Kelly asked Rick what it is he would do, Rick changed his mind and said he would do exactly what the secretary is doing!

Rick only lasted a few minutes before starting to spiral out. These are dark days for the phony, fake, weak, pathetic, greedy, sad, and deceptive Americans our forefathers warned us of.

Rick is a text book example of the behavior a person exhibits when they sell out their principles for personal politics.

Another perfect way to think of this is a company buying its own product off the shelves with one hand but continuing to produce them with the other! ruh roh, daddy oh!

u/36characters — 1 day ago
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America Is BUYING BACK It’s Own Bonds Because The Bond Market Won’t Buy Them

The Bond Market signaled that it wasn’t buying the long end until rates went up. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent thinks it’s a great idea for the entity whom issues the treasuries to start buying them back.

History says that this is never a good idea. Free market principles also say that this is never, ever, ever a good idea.

But CNBC host and female Boomer Becky loves the idea! Becky tells her co-host Andrew to go sit on a stick if he’s so critical of it. Becky actually rushed to commercial break to cut Andrew off.

Great to see boomers of all ages, of all genders, flail around to try anything to not be remembered as the most greedy and selfish generation of Americans ever.

u/36characters — 1 day ago
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Embarrassed Republican Kevin McCarthy Blames All of America For Its Own Debt

Kevin McCarthy says the American entitlement programs are the reason why the country is in such big debt. Kevin blames the Obamacare and the Social Security as the first things the next Republican president will have to cut.

Unfortunately the people of the United States of America do not agree with him. President Trump has increased the debt beyond a number most Americans can pronounce. if Kevin McCarthy has any hopes of being right he’ll need to first admit the inequality issue that’s driving the rise of democratic-socialism.

But it’s more than likely that Kevin is just to dumb to make a good decisions.

u/36characters — 2 days ago
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Japan Treasury Yields Hit 30 Year Highs After U.S Currency Intervention

President Trump directed his administration to support the Japanese Yen with heavy dollar intervention. Its benefits so far haven’t yet been seen and there is always risk of someone like a Soros trying to spoil the party.

with the midterms close President Trump is in a very difficult position. Operation Epstein Fury, 90 Deals in 90 Days, starting another endless war, President Trump needs to find a win somewhere, someway, before it’s all over.

u/36characters — 3 days ago
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July Retail Sales Light And No Good Explanations Exist

Roh roh on the retail sales numbers. No one is sure why the World Cup generated such low retail sales.

u/36characters — 6 days ago
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U.S Economy Lost Over 20,000 Jobs in July 2026

what the heck has happened!?

u/36characters — 13 days ago
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Sec. Scott Bessent tells CNBC he watches how the US economy is doing

Scott keeps his eyes closed but he promises everything is doing great! Scott Bessent says that intervening in the Asian currencies is more important than stabilizing the American economy. Scott claims the federal reserve of the 1970s and 1980s is coming back! it’s time for all you laughingstock business people and operators to start doing your own work.

Scort is saying that the one man startup companies are going to revolutionize the American business industry. He says there enough evidence to show that every single American is going to start an AI company and that those AI companies are going to be so valuable it will definitely boom the economy.

Scott tells Joe Karen that chair Warsh isn’t going to raise rates. It’s almost like they are planning something together.

u/36characters — 16 days ago
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CNBC Tells America Not To Worry

CNBC is starting the month of August with some major updates and alignment trainings! The new American enemy is socialism. Forget about anyone on fixed income or unable to work, according to Kevin Hassett those people will all be dead soon because they’re socialists. Joe Kernen and Kevin Hassett believe that the lower costs are coming from the downward pressure President Trump is putting on blue states.

Kevin Hassett says that the housing price burst in California is only because people are realizing that California is the worse place in the country to live, all thanks to President Trump.

i guess time will tell who is right but for the time being we can all thank CNBC for being genuine and truthful. What a wonderful group of professionals we watch every day.

Just keep your eyes closed like CNBC and nothing can see you because you can’t see it!

u/36characters — 17 days ago
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CNBC is delusional to inflation and hallucinating yield curves

While the Trump administration is squeezing the nipples of everyone at NBC they continually post delusional headlines to influence alignment training.

CNBC doesn’t realize no one is listening lol, a billion dollar media company and no one is watching!

u/36characters — 20 days ago
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Matt Peterson Finds The Information That Kevin Warsh Said Is Not Longer Available

CNBC contributor Matt Peterson writes that he’s found the forward guidance that Federal Chairman Kevin Warsh publicly said he wasn’t giving by using some special technique of word parsing that only genius CNBC contributor Matt Peterson knows.

if anyone is interested in reading the article that Matt Peterson used AI to write it’s available here for the posterity of stupidity: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/31/kevin-warsh-fed-inflation-rate-hike-markets.html

u/36characters — 20 days ago
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Kevin Warsh Promised Transparency But Forces CNBC To Write New Article Diagnosing Missing Transparency

CNBC Contributor Matt “Bull Tits” Peterson wrote an angsty article blasting Bond investors for missing the clearly hawkish tone in Kevin Warsh’s presser. Matt believes the information Kevin Warsh publicly said he wouldn’t provided is still hidden somewhere in something in someplace by someone!

Matt uses AI to write that:

Looking closely at what he said, Warsh may not be as dovish as widely believed. If inflation continues to come in above target, then Warsh — judging by his own words — may feel compelled to act soon to restrain the economy. Investors who act on what they thought they heard risk being blindsided if a rate increase is around the corner.

Oh yes Matt, it’s the bond market that needs to be worried! And if they misread the chairman they’re in for a world of hurt.

Its the people like Matt that real know what’s going on.

source for posterity of stupidity: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/31/kevin-warsh-fed-inflation-rate-hike-markets.html

u/36characters — 20 days ago
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CNBC Headlines Late To Acknowledge New 52 Week High In Ten Year Treasury

Jim “The Bum” Cramer forgetting to update the headlines as a massive spike in treasuries is confirmed.

the actual yield at the time of this headline is 4.73% and its continuing to rise fast!

u/36characters — 20 days ago
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Enormous yield spikes in the long end to end the month of July 2026

Frustration about inflation continues to grow among the bond markets and the financial community. The spike in long term yields to end the month of July 2026 is a clear signal to many industries that the pain train is full of steam and on the way.

as Kevin Hassett recently said the days of the $20 cheeseburger are not going away. It’s just that everyone now is so much wealthier a $20 cheeseburger is now a $2 cheese. Ignoring veterans, senior citizens, and the most vulnerable Americans who are stuck on fixed incomes.

Rick “Lizard Skin” Santellis is indeed frustrated.

u/36characters — 20 days ago
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Rick Santelli says home prices need to fall because 7% mortgages aren’t the problem

New Chairman Kevin Warsh refused to take control of the narrative yesterday so now everyone is chirping. The bond market is running around naked waving the spanking paddle.

While defending Kevin and his decision Rick blasted the critics saying this new 7% mortgage rate world isn’t the problem, the problem is that the prices of houses got inflated from a decade of record rates and they will need to fall.

Not sure anyone who bought a home in the past 15 years agrees with you Tea Party Rick “Lizard Skin” Santelli

u/36characters — 21 days ago
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Has any market ever seen softer hands!?

Rick Santelli we need those soft hands to hold down the treasury yields from climbing! I’ll never pay off my 7% mortgage Rickie.

u/36characters — 22 days ago
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National Economic Council Advisor Kevin Hassett says that job creation is strong and the economy is on fire!

Kevin Hassett has dismissed any negative views of the economy as Trump Derangement Syndrome! Kevin Hassett says because his relatives can find jobs that the economy is cooking. Kevin Hassett claims the capital spending boom in AI increased real wages by over $300,000 and the bottom line is that inflation is dropping because of policy and AI is helping the real wages grow.

Kevin Hassett says it doesn’t matter if a bag of chips costs $5 more because real wages are outpacing the price increase. It’s hard to ignore the fact that not everyone is a pension worker benefiting from real wage increases so the increase in prices is never really offset

Thank you to Kevin Hassett and the economic council for their service to our country. /s

u/36characters — 22 days ago
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WOOO! Stronger than expected treasury auctions for the 2’s and 5’s with the 7’s tomorrow!

The 7 year treasury was reintroduced back in 2009 and is under pressure to be discontinued again by Present Trump! Tomorrow's auction might affect the curve more than the 2 and 5 but we’ll see! The stock market is watching its future with bated breath!

u/36characters — 23 days ago
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Happy second week above 4.6% ten year yields

Today is the second week of ten year yield staying above 4.6%

everyone here better say thank you for their 7% mortgage rates. As the President himself said the country is a casino now!

u/36characters — 23 days ago
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Oh Joey

I thought the pause in attacks on Iran was going to keep it below $80 a barrel!? Ruh roh!

u/36characters — 24 days ago