It doesn’t matter how tight I do my belt, I have the opposite of a butt so they just slide down. I’m constantly pulling my pants up like a friggin dork.
On a related note, it gave me the idea of inventing a belt with a prosthetic butt attached and I’d call it the Badonkabelt. I wouldn’t wear it personally, but I could see a market for it.
I know what it is of course, and I do scrub my face and all that, but lately my skin has been kinda itchy. I feel like there’s probably a layer of dead skin over my entire body and it’s grossing me out. I bathe regularly and I don’t smell, my hygiene is fine except for me being dry as shit.
Should I just get some kind of exfoliating cloth and rub the fuck out of my arms, legs, back, and torso? When do I stop, until my skin is red or what?