From r/oddlyterrifying
First for me. Now you might be saying yeah its a first for a lot of people... well im not a lot of people, sit down.
I have watched all of Planet Earth. I have seen all of the discovery channel back when it was good. I had all the library books on birds. I have seen all of National geographic. I have watched thousands of hours of animal planet shows.
Never have I ever seen a bird that has a built in bong. Never in my life. I am thrown. I haven't seen a new animal in years. YEARS I TELL YOU. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION!!!!
Edit: 20 hours. 20 hours of pain. You think this is a joke! I am the person that goes " OH you haven't heard of the Greater Sage Grouse, yeah it's popping its titties... the dudes do that to attract mates." I am losing my mind. How have I been usurped by some random reddit post. Life is meaningless. My braaaand. How dare you mock me with an award.
Edit of edit: My wife read my post behind my back and is making fun of me. She says I am making a huge deal out of nothing. BLASTED SIMPLETONS DON'T UNDERSTAND MY MISERY!