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u/ARNAUD92

r/guineapigs r/joueurdugrenier r/MurderGPigs r/Nostalgiefrance r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits
▲ 49 r/guineapigs

Joey spent almost two minutes yelling while I was brushing my teeth and as soon as I'm back in the bedroom he acts like a shy noodle ...

u/ARNAUD92 — 10 hours ago
▲ 46 r/guineapigs

Boulette hates Monday. What, today is Tuesday ? That's fine. Boulette also hates Tuesday.

u/ARNAUD92 — 16 days ago
▲ 35 r/MurderGPigs

I broke the other half and I genuiely thought putting the survivor half back in the cage (while the other is glue drying) was better than nothing ...

u/ARNAUD92 — 22 days ago
▲ 80 r/guineapigs

"Hey you. Yes, you ! Enough scroll for today, put that phone down, now !!!"

u/ARNAUD92 — 26 days ago
▲ 136 r/guineapigs

I brought the wrong shower gel and now Boulette thinks I'm a giant papaya ...

u/ARNAUD92 — 27 days ago
▲ 165 r/MurderGPigs

"I don't care they told you they'll fix this mixed delivery problem ! Right now, far far away from here, there is a bloody cat sniffing the pellets I planned to eat for Thursday while watching Return of the living dead !!!"

u/ARNAUD92 — 1 month ago
▲ 123 r/MurderGPigs

Boulette saw football on the TV and she is revolted. Imagine ... humans violently kicking a ball as a crowd of humans are encouraging it.

u/ARNAUD92 — 2 months ago
▲ 142 r/Nostalgiefrance

Je sais pas à quel point c'était la norme ailleurs mais dans mon école y avait pas mal de collectionneurs

u/ARNAUD92 — 2 months ago
▲ 46 r/guineapigs

"How to avoid the critical care beard ? Easy ! Just barf on Dad's arm while he is feeding you."

u/ARNAUD92 — 2 months ago