r/MurderGPigs

Molly graciously allowed Simon on her back TWICE the other day and he slid off like an oaf both times. She looks so dissatisfied.

I fear Simon lacks the tools and experience to give his wives what they want.

Linguini transformed to an alien and swallowed my brother whole…this was my brother’s last image before he got devoured sadly

Honey Bee is old and crotchety and it’s the first thing she’ll let you know if you come calling without an offering of pea flakes. She has no time for whippersnappers or empty handed admirers.