The time I took Kevin Durant's Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's
First off, he started it!
I went to college at UT. Had the privilege of being there for Vince Young, Colt McCoy, and the goat of NBA, Kevin Motherfucking Durant (that's his legal name).
There were two major Wendy's on UT campus. The Union had a guy who would take your order so fast they made a documentary about him. Jester was where the other Wendy's was - and was also one of the best Wendy's in the entire country. Probably the universe.
He was behind me in line at Jester around 3am or some late ass hour. I ordered my Spicy Chicken, because it was the absolute best thing on earth (probably the universe) before they changed it.
At this Wendy's they just called out the meal. Didn't take names. So they called out "Spicy Chicken" and KD got up to get it. That was mine. He took MY sandwich! Considering he was KD (and 6ft10), I let it slide.
Next, they call another Spicy Chicken. Since he was behind me, I figured we got the same thing and went to grab this one. But oh no. This was the Asiago Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It had cheese.. and BACON. Something I never tried before.
This was life changing. It was amazing. I couldn't believe the Spicy Chicken could get so good. The bacon was perfect with it. I still think about that sandwich, and thank Kevin Durant for taking the wrong one.
I can only imagine his disappointment when the one he was eating didn't have the bacon/cheese, but it was also so damn good that I was happy to be eating it and cared little about anything else.
I still wonder if KD gets the Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's.
I used to get it all the time, but now, I can't. I tried. Things aren't the same. I feel like they took the spicy nuggets and just made it into a giant nugget and added pickles and said it's New and Improved.
It's neither. It saddens me that I'll never taste that again. Like the last time you have your moms best meal, I miss this sandwich. If I become President of USA, that's the first thing I'm changing.
KD, if this reaches you, I'm sorry you took my sandwich without bacon/cheese, but thank you for enlightening me to the spicy asiago. Godspeed.