A comment made me recall this brilliant idea!

Maybe someone could turn this into a real teapot, if you want to try then go ahead. I would be happy to see the results!

A bunch of random junk to tide you over while I cook some more cursed art and memes.

Oh yeah, and keep an eye out for some new Gunsaw walkthroughs in the near future.

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Bye-bye you sillys! Meow!

What am I saying? remember to delete this part! Or not it's funny that way.

All of the redraws and art I have done lately.

If you have already seen some of these it's because I either took it down to adjust it or it was too cursed on its own.

Hello, please read this, ok?

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Yes, I'm writing this here and not on r/Gunsaw as I want to see more opinions on this.

This is very, very, long.

I ask you to please bear with me!

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So, I've been rather demotivated and don't want to write any more stuff for my novel/fic, I already have the first 3 chapters mostly finished and I don't want to post them due to, well...

Fear- fear of putting too much of myself and my effort into something that I genuinely want to try writing.

I really, I really, have been wanting to write something that has all my heart and soul poured into it, but... I don't think I can handle the what if's-

What if people hate it?

What if I ruin my own novel?

What if I hate it?

And so on...

Yet, I find myself dissapointed, not of the fact I am not writing it, but rather that I won't get to enjoy the writing process if I stop.

I love writing, even if I am not good at it.

It's a love which has been born after years of online reading, and it has made me a little too critical of my own work- not that I view that as a bad thing.

It's just... it, well, pains me that I could make something that I may view as good for once and not the slop I normally read.

So, to stop writing here and miss out on the chance to improve as a writer and satisfy my wish as a reader to read something good, would to put it lightly, be a shame.

That is why I want to ask you- the reader and likely one of the many silly furballs in this sub.

Do you think I should write this?

Hold on!

Don't be so hasty, I still have more to say.

I know you are tired but please power through, I am almost done!

Now, against my better judgement I have decided to release the first chapter of my novel- even if it don't want to, I need to for my love of writing and for my novel.

And no, I am not using this post as a way to boost the popularity of my novel, I really need and want to know what you think!

Ok...

Here is the first- Um, hold on I just want to say one or two more things.

First, this chapter is not finished and there are somethings I want to change about it, so treat it as a trial read or a preview, rather than a finished chapter.

Second, I will be leaving a number of my own criticisms and things I want to change at the end of the novel, so please try not to repeat my own thoughts on my novel, as I need fresh eyes to help me Improve.

Lastly, I just want to say thanks for reading all of my rant.

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P.s: Take a quick break from all the reading and grab some snacks or something.

Now without further ado.

Welcome to the world of Project: Unknown!

A novel based on the games by Orsoniks.

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Ch 1: The Lab

[Author's note: reminder this is a Furry novel so expect a little bit of fluffy nonsense, but don't worry it still holds up without it.]

*Warning: this series contains depictions of violence, self harm, and general misery.*

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<Tick-tick, tick-tick>

'Ugh... what?'

Opening my eyes everything looked so red.

Blood- so much blood gasping for breath I saw something bettween the seats, a hand and that old worn silver bracelet I saw so many times.

I tried to say something but couldn't quite hear what

'*** hey *** wak- u-.'

Looking over to the other seat they were there same as always just with sharp jagged metal straight through their skull

'No, no, no, please not you too.'

As the blood spread farther and farther...

...A hand, rough, old. lingering with the smell of booze. and that same old pen. Black with soft gold trim smooth and comfortable to the touch the crisp 'click-click' echoing in my ears and paper, the edges cutting into my hands and the words all blending together like winding chains.

Winding... winding... suffocating...

*gasp*

"Ha, f-fuck"

Waking up covered in sweat my heart beating violently. taking a few deep breaths to calm myself I looked around-

The same old cell the cold metal door infront of my bed the mirror and sink to my left the toilet not far away clean save for my art on the back wall.

Throwing off the blanket and walking to the mirror I saw it a strange looking rat-dog? Placing my paws on the sink I stared at my body two cat-like ears, a rat shaped head, short black fur and quite muscular. I felt the urge to punch it- the mirror, of course.

Finally calming down enough saying:

"Another one of those damn nightmares if others- no I can't think like that calm down." While taking a few deep breaths.

"Ok, let's get going." looking at the time on the display with todays schedule on it next to the door. 7:45

Grabing the weirdly flexable toothbrush from the clear plastic cabinet and some tooth paste I brushed my somewhat sharp teeth. Wiping my sweat, took my blue gray jumpsuit off the bed and waited.

7:50

7:55

8:00

*Ring, Ring, Ring.*

"Alert all subjects are to exit your cells immediately or else force will be used."

"Bit of rude one today, huh?"

Walking out I saw a number of other rat- no other Experiments or Expies for short they didn't have ears like I did just three soft spikes on the back of their heads. lined up and heading out some to the left some to the right.

Heading to the left while staring up at the riot turret with a round base and two arms one for tear gas the other for foam bullets. I accidentally bumped into another Expie on the way out.

"Hey, watch it!"

"Oh, sorry didn't see you there." Seeing how tall I was they fumbled and said

"Oh, um, just... just becareful next time." while rushing off.

"Oh, well." Shaking my head I wondered if I was so scary.

Moving through the cramped cell corridoors and out into the wide hallways. Casually looking back I saw a sign 'Cell Block A: S01' walking to the cafeteria and glancing at the turrets on the way seeing others from 'Cell Block B: S03' who where different from me and other Expies they where quite short more so than normal had rather short snouts fluffy milky-white fur and two short white horns- Milkys.

Passing through the central hallway i finally made it to the cafeteria. while lining up for food and waiting I saw another type of 'subject' one that was tall and imposing with six spikes on their head and number of fins dotted about with rather thin dusky fur wearing muzzels, Dunes.

As the line cleared I went up to one of the many counters with a metal shutter and brought my face close to the scanner *whir* the shutter raised and out popped two large trays full of food licking my lips I moved quickly under the envious gazes of others.

Siting down on the metal bench in the corner looking at my meal thinking 'thank you so much my dear great Doctor Han' feeling like a single tear almost ran down my cheek quickly eating and returning my tray I checked the time on my chip 9:00.

'Great, time for some exercise.' heading back down the same hallway I turned a bit earlier to the right towards a guard outpost next to the hallway. I saw a plain looking scientist and a sharp eyed guard wearing armor, it was like riot gear but sleeker.

They where standing outside the elevators waiting for something walking up to the scientist he said: "P.09851 your early."

Not daring to court death i said: "yes sir, I just finished my meal."

Nodding he spoke: "follow me" he walked into the elevator.

Following I kept silent. after a moment it stopped walking off he brought me to a large room full of exercise equipment and medical exam tools luckly my medical tests where later in the day

"Step on to the treadmill"

'Damn Vo2 Max testing right from the start but I just ate.' getting on the treadmill he put a special mask on me along with a compact heart rate moniter. after a series of endurance tests I felt like I was going to passout but now only the easy stuff was left

Pretending to struggled to lift some of the heavy weights I easy passed with numbers off the... line graph?

"Testing finished you can go now." he said

"Um, ok bye?" He hummed in response to my words.

quickly leaving I went on the other elevator as the one from earlier was in use. after exiting the sharp eyed guard stopped me

"Best not to come so early next time he just had his coffee." he said while looking around for something.

"Thanks." I said sincerely as kindness was hard to come by.

Remaining silent he just looked at the cameras on the roof. Quickly leaving the area lest something unexpected happens.

I slowly walked through the central hallway up past the turrets and guard posts turning to the right and into the showers checking my chip it read 10:15 a bit later than expected.

Inside there were rows of simple open area showers lined up seeing only a few 'subjects' there I grabbed some soap and a basin full of brushes and other things. heading to the nearest shower taking the time to thoroughly clean up and dry off

"Phew, how nice." Tail wagging slightly as I Checked my soft glossy fur in the mirror. I put the basin and my old clothes in the hatch at the side for cleaning.

The pop-up display for my chip showed 11:00

"More testing huh..." leaving the showers i went up to the right, and into the medbay with a standard triage style for a check up squeezing in as others had gotten there at the same time lining up for the tests.

When the blood draw finally came by, I felt sick seeing my blood being drawn away always made me feel uneasy.

Watching the yellowish liquid slowly flow out I closed my eyes the sight brought back memories...

'Ten... what happend.'

'nothing just a little scrape.'

'here let me help.'

'no, I-'

'quiet let me work!'

'...'

opening my eyes seeing the tests were all done, I left... 11:30.

At the cafeteria I grabbed my food went to a corner and ate in silence what else was there to say. finishing the side of dog food with a grimace and cleaning up I went back up to the left of the hallway and into the spacious rec-room.

There were Dunes in the corner by the dog food dispenser. Expies chating or getting art supplies for drawing from the guard post. most of the Milkys were missing likely helping the scientists with some high sounding task that they don't want to do themselves.

Grabbing some art supplies, paper and some crayons, sitting along the wall by a trashcan drawing trees, birds, and the sky things I shoudn't know about, but did.

when I finished one I quickly scribbled on it, crumpled it into a ball and chucked it in the trash. Stopping after a while I got up and stretched.

"Now then lets start training for real."

Squats, push-ups, crunches, pull-ups, and more some with the simple equipment in the room but mostly stuck to calisthenics not just for preference but because the equipment sucked being old and cheap

I kept going till my lungs felt like they where on fire, my heart about to burst and my body trembled at the slightest movement

Colapsed on the floor panting while covered in sweat I had to stop.

"Ha, damn I think over did it this time, but at least I'm getting stronger."

Quickly checking my chips display it popped up showing my parameters and a greyed out wireframe of my body.

[Typ:prototype. A:38 H:175cm SN-09851 Version:2.03

Consciousness: Alert

Blood presure: 120/80

Heart rate: 90bpm

Oxygenation: 88%

Core temp: 39c

Blood sugar: 4.8mmol/L

Radiation: 0.0mSv

Preform body scan? Y/N]

Tapping the side of my head twice to confirm the scan.

Feeling the silght vibriation in my body during the scan i thought 'would be nice if it only happend in one spot...' clearing my head I looked at the results.

[Processing: checking trace proteins... checking lactic acid... checking immunoglobulin... checking white blood cell count... activating acoustic scan...

Scan results...

Est skin integrity: 100%

Est muscle integrity: 80%

Est bone integrity: 100%

Est Brain integrity: 100%

Est Organ integrity: 100%

Est Immunity: normal

Est organ function: normal

Est calorie consumption: 2700cals

Est weight: 85kg

... Abnormalities: 1 abnormality found. muscel integrity below normal.

Calculating cause...

physical exertion. recomend action: rest]

The wireframe of my body lit up green moving my eyes over the scan I carefully checked everything

'I'm not that fat am I?' Thinking while glanceing at my weight

'Well not that it matters anyway considering my body shape' thinking about what little fat an Expie had and that all mine went straight to my hips and thighs giving me more of gourd shape than a V-taper.

"About what I expected it's just-"

'-not very manly is it.' Not that I cared after all the past is gone even forgotten but still...

"Tsk, what am I thinking about I need to check the time"

"12:45 almost time for-"

*ring, ring, ring* "Alert due to a schedule change all subjects are to head for training at the end of this message"

"Training..." they cut most of the testing recently for more training, I'm not sure why and they even replaced most of the usual lessons with strange stuff.

"Well, there's no point thinking about it right now."

Struggling to sit up just as I managed to step out into the hallways they seemed to stretch on and on with no end...

(Chapter 1 end.)

Hey, it's me again I hope you liked it.

Now on to some stuff I don't like about it.

One, grammer the most obvious one, it sucks and needs many changes.

Two, some details that need expanding or changing like the medbay or the mild cringe of having my char talk about gender woes- It's not the fact he's talking about gender woes, but rather that it could be done at a better time and place, after all you only just met him!

Anyway, there's a number of other things but I won't get into them, as I want to see if others like or dislike them.

Now, again I really thank you for taking the time to read all of this! Really!

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Edit: If you left a comment I may not reply, but I will certainly read it!

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Thanks to u/Crystaliceforest for this idea!

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Yummers

Scientists are dead.

Pain is fuel.

Caves are full.

Take it and use it wisely!

Not gonna add my name to this cuz I don't wanna.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A room filled with dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room filled with dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room filled with rubber dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A room filled with dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room filled with dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room filled with rubber dunes. And dunes make me crazy.

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If you saw this earlier I forgot to add the copy pasta.

You never saw the one with the weird title and you will be silent! Or else!

I wanted to make some thematic fur that matched the original art style, but I don't know how to draw fur.

So, since most of you are furries and artist's please give me some advice on how to draw fur.

(Btw, that's not a lie it's just true, I have seen the reply's to my post "Average Cas:U Players Feed")

Edit: I'll wait for about 1 hour for replies then I'm going back to drawing. Oh, and I will delete this once I finish the drawing.

Edit2: deleting this arts done.

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As you hear the soft serenades of their mellifluous voices.

Saying words of impeccable beauty as these: "YIPPEE!!!", "Goober :3", "Hello!".

At them, you can feel your soul leave your body and ascend into the Expie plane to join the ever growing hivemind of the Church of Expie, from which you will never return...

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What? I just wanted to write something for fun, ok?

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Oops, just noticed I typoed headache in the image, oh well.

Take a screenshot or copy it I don't care which.

Yes. I no have discord. me dumb. <<<Cave man Expie wrote this.

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