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Turns out big lasers at the right temperature can create a reaction that creates the fuel chemicals used for FTL travel, these chemicals are about 10,000,000 Kelvins, about 5,700,000 Kelvins less than the centre of the sun, these chemicals form in the area of the Radiative zone somewhat near the core of your average G type Main sequence star (like our sun) as of such its quite rare due to usually being either trapped in stars due to being denser than other solar products, the lasers that emperor Clasre built had a max temperature of 12,000,000 Kelvin, due to the alloy used having a maxium heat resistance of 12,000,000 Kelvin ( having been discovered during the emperor's attempt to create a viable sun tourism industry (turns out even with half the galaxies acedemics wanting to come, its still not enough revenue to fix the treasury)), with the lasers being put at 10,000,000 degrees, the next step was to try and create some different patterns, one of these was to have a special pattern due to impurities being added during the show via spesifically designed materials, when these materials react with the gases present at 10,000,000 Kelvin, you get V'xcsi or FTL engine fuel.

WHY IS THE MILK SNATCHER BEING ADDED, DID SHE GET ISAKIED OR SOMETHING. (For context the new leader shown off in the teaser for the initiative looks suspiously like thatcher)

(Not to be confused with the NCR, consumer of Californian minors)

Also hey look an animation error in the simpsons

During the Lek civil war, the warlord of C'kissiax province was overthrown by an anarchist revolution inspired by the one that happened to the g'rezxli (which are the grey aliens in simplier terms), the new state initally did well until the former god worshiping zealots, now satanist Lek chose to seize the province due to their leader's visions of a portal to hell being their (close, its to the all consuming hivemind trapped in the north western galactix deadzone, between the great void and the great black hole wall (created by the Xjin'fdu, an ancient species that was around at the conception of the hivemind and was responsible for stopping them). The satanists sacrifised the poor anarchists in a brutal fashion, a handful surivied and was the main cause of a GCN (galactic league of nations) expedition, one of three to the Lek lands, it did not go well, like the previous expedition (defeated by the State of Lekcxi (a toltalitarian hell state in the south) (the next expedition succeeds pushing out the Lekixuu Syndicate, a crime syndicate that ruled the i'lsixo sector from the Lekixuu system), the satanists are currentally attempting to breach the blacksite, site z, that holds the wormhole to the Great void, currentally contained in a series of vaults. A final note, thats not censorship, the horns were too big and I couldn't be bothered to shrink them.

Thougu

The Gek (not the ones from no man's sky) are a menace in combat, being invulnerable to small arms fire and plasma weaponary (they treat plasma like its a mild chili) this is due to the other species on their home planet of Gekkiza having evolved to break the laws of physics, for example crabs exist galaxy wide not because of some evolutionary advantage but because the crabs of Gekkiza evolved to be faster than the speed of light just so that they can reproduce without the risk of the roe being consumed by other species. One species evolved to spit plasma, hence why the Gek evolved to consume it, their skin is also resistant to it. The Gek evolved to be 20 feet tall to intimidate predators on their home planet (a bit like elephants) despite this Gek are usually a quite jolly and kind spirited species, unless declared war on, for example the UNE tried to liberate them due to a 'translation error' that translated the Gek for elected leader (G'aadx) to dictator (G'axvc), the UNE got humilated on the ground and the heads of the UNE not approving orbital bombardment due to not wanting to accidentally blow up civilians, combine this with the Gek artillary battallions uncanny ability to hit UNE artillary positons within one barrage from the UNE battery. At the climax of the war at the battle of class'isa the UNE's ground forces where nearly entirely wipped out with their anti tank missles and their tanks being the only parts of the army able to pierce the Gek's hide, even then only at specific areas of the hide. This was learnt earlier during operation 'I shot the Sheriff' where the UNE's top special forces tried to inflitrate the Gek command centre and assassinate general sh'aeri N'vlai, to which the general easily decimated the entire squad sent to kill him, a squad comprising of the UNE's top special forces operatives after luring them into a corridor to prevent their escape. Also to answer the question, why balls, to say it simply this was a miltary innovation to counter the Lek infantey whose skin was resistant to conventional firearms and thus ball launching firearms where created after it was found that balls where effective at killing Lek in combat.

After the mojave chapter

Also its now Manitoba monday becuace I ran out of M.O.B.U.S memes.

Although last I checked miss pauling is not a horned lizard.

The SLC (the Syndiclist Lek Commonwealth) is one of the major Lek Warlord states and are the remants of the old SLC, they are known for their ethnosupremist beliefs and being racist even by Lek standards.

If he were a bad one, he wouldn't be standin their

Lk'ssska Noi lead the Lek clans, who had been isolated on the hardest and roughest planets, exiled their by the Syndicalist Lek Commonwealth (or in Lek: Sakilllic'lossisa'se'Lek (or for short the SLC), to get rid of the risk of their ideas causing a revolution againdt their regime. Whislt many other movements where forced underground, the Lek Clan assembly was able to quite effectivly seize control of the planets that their clans were exiled to and create a powerbase that allowed them to create a political movement for their right to reclaim their old properties on Te (most of said property destroyed during the Auculous's collision with the planet, the rest was destroyed during the Grand Order's collison with the planet), currentally the Clans hold the 'home' system having taken it during a recent boardet war between the Lek democratic republic and the Lek Clan assembly, having successfully taken the planet, securing further terraforming works to refurbish Te. Now, to get onto his legacy, as per the title, it depends on the successor state, the SLC sees him as a traitor to the revolution, the democratic republic and the republic both view him as a dictator, the Klasxsa'Lek (meaning divine Lek in Lek) kingdom seeing him as a hero of the movement and the Lek redemption army sees him as the cause of all misfortune, as they do with everyone whose not on their side. The Free Lek army views him as simply a Lek fighting for their beliefs and the Clan assembly, they view him as a saint.

THIS IS THE SECOUND ABOMINATION THIS GOD DAMN WEEK, what do you mean only one has been released?