u/Acceptable-Law9406

So there I was, warm evening, in my boxers, untangling some wires. Frankie, never one to miss an opportunity to be meddlesome, sauntered on over and started brushing up against my leg. Okay, I thought. Typical Frankie behavior. Then, he went in between my legs. "Just a minute, Frankie," I said, with a pleasant tone in my voice, and continued my task. Unfortunately for me, my boxers had slid down a little bit to reveal what is often referred to as plumber's crack. And then... AND THEN... Frankie starts to LICK THE TOP OF MY BUTT CRACK. I don't even know what to say. This is a new low, even for him. Someone please reason with him, because I have truly failed in that endeavor.