r/RoastMyCat

He ate my muffin while I was doing laundry. He has no remorse. His name is Art and he will do it again.

Il a fait pipi sur le fauteuil car il n'y avait pas la quantité de grain de litière suffisant pour Monsieur et il a aperçu le fond du bac.

Bonnie is smart. As a pregnant teen mother on the street, she walked up to someone's house to tell them they were gonna bring her in and help her deliver her kittens. Well, one thing led to another, and now she's here at our place.

Her hobbies include smacking her (adoptive) sister, running in her wheel, making sure you're WATCHING her run in her wheel, pouting when her (adoptive) father commits the sin of leaving the apartment, refusing to be picked up, sitting on you to make sure you don't get out of bed, and meowing her DEMANDS while not specifying what she needs.

And she will CONTINUE to meow. Until. She GETS. What she WANTS. FATHER. ...or until her ADHD kicks in and it's not important to her anymore.