r/RoastMyCat

From the stairs to the wall to the bannister and eventually the table

He's terrified of loud noises but so good at avoiding medication after we hide it in the same thing a few times.

This is Fishburne Wilifurd. He’s a freak. He has a past of liking when people where white socks around him. He’s sent 3 people to the hospital. He’s a good boy

Her name is Jobu. Her eye was clawed by one of my other cats (Kiki, last slide). We spent ~$4500 CAD for a surgery that was meant to make her eye normal again but this is what we got. Her depth perception is messed up so she runs into things occasionally but has no other negative side effects (except for the bullying she endures from family and occasionally the internet). No regrets.

Edit: I mean ugly and stupid as compliments. I love her more than anything and she's the cutest thing I've ever seen! Insulting cats is my family's way of showing our love. If you are actually offended I called my cat stupid and ugly on Reddit... get a grip. She doesn't use Reddit. She's a cat.

Edit 2: this wasn't meant to be rage bait and I apologize that it seemed that way. I genuinely had no idea calling my cat ugly and stupid as a joke would be so controversial.

Roast Xena for being a bully. Or roast Abu for allowing himself to be bullied by the smol one.

Meet Georgie. She just recently upgraded to Tripaw'd status and decided to celebrate her recovery by stealing my cheese tots, as evidenced by the cheese still on her little felonious nose. Roast away.

Roast my fat chud of a cat. Her name is Scrunkly though i usually call her Scrink or miss thiccums. She loves to eat tape and hunt for feet. Also loves catnip and biting.