Suuu fur dah cattos no allowz to do inbestigate 'knock-knock-knock' hooman outsidez?!
Iz Princess Donna and Princess Astrid. Weoews doing a hecking concerms at ours Catto TeeBeee outsidez, butttt them dumb dumb hooman putted stuff to blockeds ourz view!!!
And them makiong 'knock-knock-knock' sounds outsidez and aboove ourz hewads... buttt weoews no allowz to do inbestigate??? Iz ourz hauz!!!!
And them 'roooothers' who comez invbade ourzz haus, no comez and say hiz to dah FELINE OBERLORDS ob dah haus!!! And weoews no allowed out?! Such OUTRAGYE!!!
(Finally, after many weeks of delay, the weather is nice enough for the roofers to come and fix the roof. My feline overlords are not impressed that they confined to the front room... as the 'ginger-in-white-cosplay-Donna' would not hesitate to run out the front door into the traffic. Ask me how I know...)