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Hai mine frens, Amber hier wif a webber updayte

Summer hab finallee come to de hi country hier at 8000 ft im de Rockees. It be a toasty 82 degrees F taday. Dat be hot, frens. Ai no can hab mai ushual sunbaff acuz it be tuu hot im de sunspots Ai laik de best. Ai bin nappin im de shade, under Meowma's sowing table. De webber burro mans sez moar ob de same fur moast ob de week.
It be nyse owtside, flowers awl ober de place, birbs flyin round 'n singin dere songs, liddl chipmunks scootin round awl ober de rocks. Ai lubs summer! 🌞🌷🌹🌺🌸💐🌞❤️

Amber 🐾🐾😺💕

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Hello Frens iz in need ob adbise.

Furs on all, meowmy is goin to do abamdun acuz she go on bacatiun! So hab to soo fur dat!

Den meowmy sez i is goein on bacatiun wit mai step sisfur to da werk ob hermz. Wai we gotta goes to da werk ob meowmy? Iz no wamt dat, iz wanna stay home! She sez is nice playce were kitties goes to hab bacatiun, but iz don know. Meowmy does awways smell ob strange kitties Wen she come homes frum werk. Weird🧐.

So does ai soo fur da secund wone?

Picture is ob me doin a big tink.

Bailey da queen ob hork

(Meowmy here, I work in a cat hotel, so every time I get home I smell like strange cats. Luckily Bailey is okay with it. I'm going on vacation for a week so I'm bringing the cats to my work place to be looked after. But I don't think she'll like it very much 😅)

Hey everyone!
I received a message from Smuffi’s mom, u/One_Advantage793 :

“Hey Ginger, can you do me a fave? I had to go to the hospital. Can you let everyone know I’m okay but can’t play right now!” And added “It will probably be a couple more days til they let me go home”

Let’s do what we do best here, uplift & rally around and support our wonderful friend!
Go gather the kitties and get those magical healing purrs a-revving up! Call up our dog frens, our horse frens, the hamsters, the bunnies, the squirrels….look! Even GARY is jumping in! GARY! Smuffi won’t believe his eyes! Alert the pirates, the purrfessors and students of the SSoR!

We will keep you updated as we can, and this is coming from me:
I feel it is of utmost importance to remember to respect all our friends’ right to decide what they want to or are able to share, without being pressured and badgered. For any of these situations, for any of our members.

I will NEVER push someone for further information or discussion, I am steadfast in that, nor should anyone else, and I know you guys understand and agree, and remain respectful of people’s wishes and privacy, allowing them to get the rest they need, focus on recovery and getting on the mend. 😊

What IS important is well wishes and support, bringing good cheer, a smile and hopefully some laughs.
And possibly the industrial size 55 gallon poly drum of Acme Holy water, should Smuffi require it.

Thank you all again for making this place the amazing safe space that it is, you’re all heroes in my book, hugs to each and every one of you! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

Come one, come all! Da bridg is open alls dae so frens can bisit and pway togedder!

I added da map ob da bridg fur frens who neber be heer before. And ders majik OTRB - when Boo opened hers bakery, da map did a move to fit her in, so som ob da pwaces are in diffrent spots neow!

Heers da rules: DER IZ NO RULES!!

Hab fun wif frens!!

(While here, feel free to update your user flair - there’s a golden pikkel flair for our visitors! And for OTRB friends, if you haven’t introduced yourself on the OTRB Introductions pinned post, please do! That way all new friends can meet everyone, and us Mods can set up some fun things in the future!)

My hooman said "MA'AM!"

What do I do? Pleez help

Helo. I hab gurl (very good, gib brishies and snuggles) BUT too dark ago gurl leave in hooman go-place-box with big stuff-bag and NOT COME BACK. Sustitute hoomans say she go on “Nited Air Limes” to “Jah-pane.” How I soo Nited Air Limes to get gurl back?

-Sweet babie Smudgie

Henlo Frenz. Iz AI, Da SOAK! Dis morning wen hewdad came home frum werk, AI climbed on hiz shoulder. Den AI climbed frum hiz shoulder to da top uv da icey bocks. AI wuz eben taller dan hewdad! He gib me patz an AI gib him da purrz. Wen AI wuz dun bein tall, AI climbed back onto hewdad an he let me jump onto da sleepy square.

Anyway, hab a gud furebers today.

Luv,

Da SOAK

hemlo bootiful frens

none soo today acoz look what me an bubba thor gotted! noo climey fing specially fur us! now we can clime teh walls! i so egg sited i neber coming down!

lub form loki god ob crimz an climing

xoxo

He was not pleased

Meow Shadow founded dis big box wif lotz on smelly furs dat de humans put onz and takes off. I dink "I need new bed acuz it gonna get de coldz soon and my odder bed is fors warmz time." So meow climb in and get comfy. Den meowmy came and put mur furs on meow. Den herz say "Shadow you not laundry" and "that's how kitties end up dead in the washer". Den herz picked me ups(which is a gud ting lots of timez) and put meow on the floor. Den herz takes my big box away.

Dis not legal vicshun. Dey can no jus kick you out to de floor. Dey need de notice and to ask meow if it okay to put meow on de floor. I soo for only gud uppies and extra lubs. Maybe sum extra treatz but lotz ob atenshun acuz I needz all de lub.

So, um, random question... Are hoomans allowed to bapbap? I was playing with my long fur hooman earlier, and she started moving her paws in circles saying "put em up, put em up!" Then the sphinx hooman said something that sounded like "marquis of Queensberry rules" and they both started laughing... What are they talking about? Do I need to do something here?

-Penny (on my emotional support cardboard)

Craig❤️

Frens, we see Smuffi hooman no feel so gud and suntaymes odda hoomans no feel so gud we us hamsum sunnavagun brofurs Hoku and Nalu is gunna be make dem a feel bettah!

If anybody hab hooman no feel gud, let us no an we go do a heel upon dem!

PSPSPSPS: we can’t heel da dumdum, nobbuddy can

Frens, Ai Mordecai look so sad n so Kyoto wiff mai squeaky voice day afadfy lemme haz mom's pf hom Voorhees from his han! Off da boorher!! Bagheers no fo it rite away

Hi frens. It's been a while since I needed to soo.

Every day Meowmy come home from work an da first fing she do is feed me.

Today she come home an use da human litterbox first.

What is my damages? One churu per minute I waited?