Frens I've been stuffed in this box, abducted along with a little white thing calling himself Elladan I've never seen before but says he owns da Meowmies too. I have to go to da pokey place send help. Meowmy says only for pokies and chips, i say this is kitnapping illegal smol Caspian
Hey guys Caspian here, 11 weeks illegal smol. Just got myself hoomans and 2 big kitty siblings. This afternoon I see the most fun toy ever, so I do big big pounce. Big bro hisses and runs, says tails are NOT toys. I just wanted to play and besides Arwen says that he did it to her all the time. Was I the cloaca?
Ratty Elladan, pawyer in trayning here. Me and my brofurs have been accused of stealing and chooing into da malt paste tube. Clearly we would never do such a thing. We dont even really like malt paste, can i represent myself or should I get someone else?
Frens the worst thing ever just happened to me, there i was, just minding my business waiting for my bedtime lickelixs. Along comes Meowmy and just SCOOPS ME UP. I SCREAM and go zoom away. Oh fluff says Meowmy I thought she was Gus. I have owned them for two years, thought i had them trayned not to pick me up. Legal help needed Void Arwen
Hi frens is us just new account. We need to soo big time, spare Meowmy thought she told Meowmy to feed us, Meowmy thought she fed us and despite our insistance that we were literally starbing to death, we weren't fed until MIDDAY. We got lickelixs, apparently there are new fuzzy balls coming but still 😪 Purrate Apprentice Gus