u/kittehkouncel

Dat Sammy hab nufin but bad luck, himz shud soo oar sumfink . . .

No toona, jus raw pikel, but dat ting skawwy . . .

Hawwy Pawter stile . . .

Dat luk suspishusly leik Niko . . .

Dis da kitteh kouncelz faborit serrie-al neow . . .

Hawwy an Won go back tew Meowgwarts . . .

Pssss, iz abot da nip . . .

Anober IG abowt da NYC Alley Cats dat went tew jayl . . .

Dis kitteh gotz nip pwobwem . . .

Da birfdey pawty dint go az pland . . .

Meowmy yous tew dans tew dis, dat wun kinda luk liek fren Niko . . .

I Frankie, kween ob da kitteh kouncel wuz pwayin wif lite bocks an foun is on InstaCat . . .

Ronnie din't dew it, iz himz brudder Lonnie!

Mebee da ICBGC nead tew getz fren Hoku tew fli dem owt tew halp . . .

Iz hopez she gets payd gud, she needz it fur da new bebes . . .

I'm just gonna leave this here . . .

Iz owr meowmy's birf-dey, Shez gonna cook us sum gud chimken! An 1der Doug saves da dey! He maeks hur smile. . .

Dey shudda axe Hoku fur a ride . . .

Da kitteh kouncel an meowmy wan tew go tew ozland . . .

I'm going to be 63 in a couple weeks, and have been in IT support over 30 years and have a BS in CIS. I lost a good job last year when the company's contract didn't get renewed. It took over 6 months for me to get another job at 2/3 the pay and the job description was deceptive. That job lasted only 4 months. I apply for jobs everyday, sometimes several times a day and also get contacted by recruiters. I had a phone interview scheduled for today, but then got a notification that they weren't going forward and cancelled. I'm an excellent employee, always on time, never slacking on the job or scrolling on my phone.

If I apply for early retirement now, it will only be 1209 a month! I believe when employers/recruiters see I've got over 30 years experience, I feel like my resume is immediately discarded.

Had anyone else had this experience and what did you go?