Hey everyone!
I received a message from Smuffi’s mom, u/One_Advantage793 :

“Hey Ginger, can you do me a fave? I had to go to the hospital. Can you let everyone know I’m okay but can’t play right now!” And added “It will probably be a couple more days til they let me go home”

Let’s do what we do best here, uplift & rally around and support our wonderful friend!
Go gather the kitties and get those magical healing purrs a-revving up! Call up our dog frens, our horse frens, the hamsters, the bunnies, the squirrels….look! Even GARY is jumping in! GARY! Smuffi won’t believe his eyes! Alert the pirates, the purrfessors and students of the SSoR!

We will keep you updated as we can, and this is coming from me:
I feel it is of utmost importance to remember to respect all our friends’ right to decide what they want to or are able to share, without being pressured and badgered. For any of these situations, for any of our members.

I will NEVER push someone for further information or discussion, I am steadfast in that, nor should anyone else, and I know you guys understand and agree, and remain respectful of people’s wishes and privacy, allowing them to get the rest they need, focus on recovery and getting on the mend. 😊

What IS important is well wishes and support, bringing good cheer, a smile and hopefully some laughs.
And possibly the industrial size 55 gallon poly drum of Acme Holy water, should Smuffi require it.

Thank you all again for making this place the amazing safe space that it is, you’re all heroes in my book, hugs to each and every one of you! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

Dis me sey feel bettur!

Lov, Frank

I do a edit - if you want to add yor closeup or not closeup to Mai cart, pleez do!

Henlo! Iz Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Mine dad is STILL MISSING! I have been doin a SCREAM at all da hoomans here and dad is NOT here! I iz been told dat “kollege” will last for an entire furever (4 weeks for a short assessment thing)! I must free mine dad!

Juss me, Toffee da Gud Gurl Doggo, heer to remine ebbrywun to take da timez to take a brake frum youse walkies a smell da flowahs. An mebbe fine da numnums sumwun troo away!

Lub, youse fren Toffee GGD

(I got this adorable photo of Toffee…right before she jumped up to dig at this planter 😆)

Is I, Healin Saint DooeyH. Ise here to bless good fings, an bad. Feels sickie? I bless. Iz happies? I bless. Iz mad at neighbor? I send angles to do poop crimez. Come one's an all!

Dear frens

Iz Tupperware. Ais still pwetty shooket! Last night ai did nice nap on blankie an Meowmy bathrobe. And then... then... a monster grabbed mai head!!!!!!!!!

So scarry! Then Meowmy came to check an ai no feel a save no more

[Tupperware usually sleeps the first part of the night in her room. Yes, she has her own bedroom. But tonight I was cold and decided to pick up the blanket at the end of my bed. Unfortunately I grabbed Tupperware's head and scarred us both. I ended up with going to her room for an extra blanket for me. Redt of the night Tupperware decided the monsterhand was scarry and that she wanted to crawl inside me.]

Hush lady! Ai iz telling MAI frens!

An da outraaaggggeeee continues... my Meowmy is going to da hooman pokey place toodai furr a procedure and no allowed to eats... Iz ai forced to do a starbe too??? Iz there that weird lady coming gain? Am aiz still allowed on Meowmy room after??? Last forever when she was a night in da pokey place ai was denied furr many nights!!!!

Here is ai doin a peaceful nap till da monster grabbed mai head

Frenz, as yu kan see ay hab berry bog ays a can see eggstra gud!
So ay open new bizznizz:

Nalu Pawtective Services

Iz yu lukin fo sumtin? Mebbe yu hooman got stole by hooman airlime? Mebbe yu kant fine yu pikkil? Mebbe yu wunna fine where yu dumdum hooman hide da churus?
Hire Nalu Pawtective Services! Ay fine EBBRYTING!

Let me no wit yu iz lukin fo, an ay go fine it!

Wes was imspired by are Meowmy's feber dream when we come up wif character for dis show. Herms dream was scary dis much better. For our theme song, Wes not borrow dis from any hooman show 😹.

Fishies baking in de kitchem,

Toe beans don't burn on de ground.

Took a whole lotta Meowmy tryin'

Just to get us up on de porch.

Now we're up in the big leagues

Gettin' our turn at de air bocks.

As long as we live, it's yu and me baby

Dere ain't nothin wrong wif dat.

Well we're movin' on in

To de east side

Ob a deluxe apartment insiiiiiiiiiidddddde.

On dis episoda ob De Mashables wes meet de members of de fambly. Magine if dem all exist in same deck ade.

ALF Shadow: Yus getting eepy. Yus no longer a cat, yus a...

JJ Silver: I is a wat?

ALF Shadow: Yus a hooman

JJ Silver: Dyn-o-mite!! I say Dyn-o-mite not Dyn-o-saur.

Goldie Sinclair: I de baby, gotta luv me!

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Eggsactamundo!

Lil Bit Samantha: All I want is de norman life ob a norman house cat.

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Norman house cat? Yus in de rong show chick!

Olivia AKA Livers and Onions AKA Baby Trash Panda is a thief, a terrorist and a gang leader. Seen here with purloined chicken tendies and fellow hooligan, Toast E. Cat. Please roast this reprobate.

Hewo frens! Iz Ben a wilez sinse ai ben on heer buut ai duu a fink afurr ai du mai free aye em criems.

An ai iz tiem furr mei tuu start skool an hab mai beree owen cat-reer! Az yuuz awl noe mai birfdai wuz in June an ai am noew tuu manee furreber oled! Ai fink Daz oweld enuff furr a job? Anee wai frenz ai duno wut ai wana duu. Yuu awl haz sucsh kuul jobs ai ken noe deside! Help mei pik a job frens! An den sumbodi tel mei hoew tu enrol in da skool!

Okai frens awf tuu do a nado round tha hous! Go criemz!

Psspsspss diz mei duu a rip open bag an eet da treets criem

Smudge da Nado

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai moobie, Da Cattams Family!

If yoo not seed da introduxory vidyo, go tek a luk before yoo watch da moobie.

Dis moobie had a hooj cast of very talinted acktors hoo werk sooper hard. I tenk all a dem elebenty billion times!

Tenks to mai hubbant, Jax (u/magicalmanta), fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin), fren Olaf (u/no_sense3670) hoo dezine and mek him own perfek owtfit, mai lil sisfer Wednesday (u/lady_sybilvex), fren Mr. Cat (u/not_so_visible) hoo did more wiff won paw dan mose acktors kin do wiff dere hole body, fren Bubba (u/full-friendship-7581) hoo somhow mekked him own crezzee Cozzin It soot and mai too brofers, Frankie and Drew.

I hope yoo enjoy!

❤️Tali

(So the vet said I'm doing a good job keeping her ear clean and keeping the rocks (dried blood) out.

Recheck in 2 weeks. The tumor hasn't broken through. Thank goddess! So we're maintaining. We'll keep doing what we're doing. So good news for today!)

Dis piktur ob mi an Meomy atz da pokey pwace! Iz bery calm gurl. Dr Heather iz bery nic tu. Shez wikes tu gib mi rubz an hold mi.

Nu pokez, jus cwean mi eer! Yay!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Hi frens, iz Théo the Mighty Bitey. Mine Mama waz gone ALL DAY at da hooman pokey place, soz Ai have had to do a worry about herz so Ai not haf a moobie fur today. Ai shud soo. (Mama: I was at the dentist, I’m fine. I was gone maybe 4 hours. Someone is dramatic.)

AHEM! Ai wanted to do sumfing. So dis iz kinda MASH-y. Der iz me, Hawkeye (You are HotLips Houlihan if you’re anybody, pal) and fren Brutus gibes “Radar vibes” according to Mama. Also here iz Lil Blue, who we not fur sure is doggo or bunny but iz Mama’s stuffy dat she sleeps wif. Ai tink dat makes HER haf Radar vibes, but she not be in my pikshure. Dere iz also signpost.

Az fur what iz PAWS, Ai couldn’t tink ob a clever phrase to match da acronym yooz imajanayshun iz da limit!

Happy Moobie Toosday, frens! 🎬

Dis week theme iz Famous Families, so me an Mr. Unicorn used my Churu earnings from Astra’s Blockbusters to make our bery own indie moobie: THE PLUSH FATHER! 🦄💼

Ples come to da premiere on my soft blanket! I share my Churus!

Lub,

Nia 🖤🤍

Hello frens, the human has once again made me do this "Trail" thing again. Says something about "exercise" and "conditioning". So I do a "stop crime" in the shade. I do not want to do this "exercise" thing, I want to eat grain and sniff at the barn kitty. Legal frens can help?- George

Ai Mordecai wiff nrofur are reddy fir da moobie!! Owr eyes open!

Frens,

for dis week's Moobie Toosday, Ai recrooted some ob mine faborite frens (u/GingerSnapped242 an u/mostlylurking07) an we made a classic!

Please bap yoor paws along:

🎶 Dey're eepy and dey're fluffy... 🎶

Da Addams Furmily!

Bap da picshures to see dem in all deir glory!

– Astra da Bard

Hai,! Meow name Mordecai! Ai maiself is on mai noo furebbrr home wiff my daddy! Ai is suppose ta go ta skool an be cabin boi?

Da first pic me do a asplor, da second pic me do a seep criemz on meow Dadt!! Cheers hees!!

Iz Bits hab tu gu tu da pokey pwace tumorow. Meomy gotz da mergancie poinmen. Su iz doin a sadz. Gwad wez putz up rz moobie awedi!
Minz eer iz getin worsar an worsar. An iz nu eetin bery muc, iz doin awot ob hork crimez an Meomy hab leekie eeys.

(Meomy here. Bits is taking a downhill turn. The tumor behind her ear drum is making her bleed more, so I’m taking out the blood rocks every other day now. I can smell the infection in the ear. I give nausea meds every day and it helps a little, but she’s not eating well. I will keep you all posted after the Dr tomorrow.)

Atz weast Bubba nu piking onie mi wight kno! Himz jus pace awound mi awot. Iz wealy lub alz ob yu! Iz cud use som healin purrz a cuddle puddles!

Lub Bubba an Bits