u/Charivari8

Dis me sey feel bettur!

Lov, Frank

I do a edit - if you want to add yor closeup or not closeup to Mai cart, pleez do!

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai moobie, Da Cattams Family!

If yoo not seed da introduxory vidyo, go tek a luk before yoo watch da moobie.

Dis moobie had a hooj cast of very talinted acktors hoo werk sooper hard. I tenk all a dem elebenty billion times!

Tenks to mai hubbant, Jax (u/magicalmanta), fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin), fren Olaf (u/no_sense3670) hoo dezine and mek him own perfek owtfit, mai lil sisfer Wednesday (u/lady_sybilvex), fren Mr. Cat (u/not_so_visible) hoo did more wiff won paw dan mose acktors kin do wiff dere hole body, fren Bubba (u/full-friendship-7581) hoo somhow mekked him own crezzee Cozzin It soot and mai too brofers, Frankie and Drew.

I hope yoo enjoy!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, dis Tali wiff da opening credits of mai moobie, Da Cattams Fambily. Yoo haff to wate til tomorrow to see da moobie itself.

HYOOJ TENK YOO to mai hubbant Jax (u/magicalmanta), mai brofers Frankie and Drew and da mose talinted frens - fren Olaf (u/no_sense3670), mai lil sisfer Wednesday (u/lady_sybilvex), fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin), fren Bubba (u/full-friendship-7581) and fren Mr. Cat (u/not_so_visible).

I hope yoo enjoy and I hope I see everwon’s moobies tomorrow!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali. I had a tot dis morning - if yoo miss a nap yoo cudda had, yoo never gonna get a chants to haff dat pasific nap ever agen.

Snooze it or looz it.

Dis wat I say to yoo on a Sunday affernoon.

❤️Tali

Hi frens, dis Drew. Tali and I iz LOK IN DA SUNROOM! I not no wat we did to get sended to jale like dis.

Pleez help!!!

Lov, Drew

Hi frens, dis Frank. Sints I was a littel kittin, wonna mai signacher idiosingrazeez iz dat I got too kinks in mai tale.

I wonnering, doz eneewon elts has a inneresting tale?

- Frank

Pichur sho me shoing maiself as a kittin, wiff arroze point to da kinks in kweschn.

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai moobie, Nasty Fox. Dere too fings yoo shud no before watch dis moobie.

First, iz base on a pome call Jabberwocky dat in a buk call Through the Looking Glass, which iz da sequil to Alletts in Wonnerland. Dis pome full a med up werds and sound pritty wile. Wen Alice herds it, she not unnerstan it much, just dat it bout somwon hoo kill somfing.

Sekint, in 2024, I getted attak by a focks. Da focks bited mai leg and dis wai Sir Jerry had to tek it.

I hope yoo enjoy mai moobie!

❤️Tali

(Jabberwocky is one of my all-time favorite poems. I can see how some people might be offended that I posted a cat version that I wrote in two days. So I apologize ahead of time. If you’ve never read Jabberwocky, you’re missing something very special, please check it out!)

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky

Hi frens, iz Tali. Fren Niko sooper-bizzy so I dood a meminder for moobie Toosday. Big tenks to fren Théo (u/elisa-maza) for doing an ackt!

Allest in Wonnerland iz a grate chooz for inspirashon. I can’t wate to see everwon’s moobies!

I see yoo dere!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis pichur of me iz from 2022. Notiss eneeting strenge bowt it?

❤️Tali

Hi frens, it’s Professor Maya. I’m going to be teaching a class on alien worlds and other dimensions. Before I start, I would like everyone to take the Miki Test. This is a test devised by my colleague, fren Miki (u/uleebunny) and it can determine if you’re from a different planet or dimension.

It’s okay to get a low score - it just means you could be from somewhere else.

Please put your answers in the comments.

Miki Test

1. Are Crimez by cats good or bad?

2. Can humans sue kitties?

3. Is Fat Gary your friend?

4. Are humans smart or “dum dums?”

5. What do you do with a box if you fits?

Thank you! Prof Maya

Hi frens, iz Tali wif mai moobie for dis week. Iz a redo of mai Titanic moobie.

I want to tenk frens Hoku and Nalu (u/jellosquid808) for all dere hard work and amazeen ackting. And I wan to tank mai wonnerfol hubbant, Jax (u/magicalmanta) for his grate werk, as alweez!

I hope you enjoy mai film!

Lov, Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali. Sints dere no moobie annownts dis weke, I tink we shud go back to ole moobies we has did.

I gonna go back and redo mai ole Titanic moobie. I not was entiretly happy wiff it.

Mebe yoo not need a redo. Mebe yoo missed a weke, or mebe yoo like won week so much, yoo wanna do it agen. Go for it!!!

❤️Tali

I not no how it happen. I was doing a yawn and den I getted another yawn hallway troo.

I reelee needed a nap.

❤️Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis morning Drew and I had a bag-ackting comtest. I yooshally win dis kinda ting so I went wif da classic “cat hide in da bag.”

Den Drew did his “littel kitten upset in da bag.” Dis da sekint pichur.

Drew was da cleer winner. Iz ok, I not mind a looz.

Do yoo has pichur in a bag or do a ack? (Not for da comtest, just for show off.) Pleez sher!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai moobie, Cinderella.

I watch da 1950 Diznee Cinderella moobie. It was grate moobie essep for won ting: da evil step sisfers was “ugly.” Firs, I not like dis kind of talk. Sekint, all hoomans luk funny to me and all frens luk byootifol. So how I cast da rolls? I deside to yooz onlee mai fambly and cast mai brofers as da sisfers and mai sisfer as da mom.

Dere was no way I was gonna ask wonna mai frens to be ugly sisfer - dis da reeson bois end up as da sisfers. I not want misunnerstan. I tink boyish gerls iz byootifol and I tink gerlish bois iz byootifol. Also nonbinary frens iz byootifol.

Blah blah blah! I wan to tenk mai sisfer and brofers for doing a mamazing job! I also want to give sooper-big tenks to fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin) for being da printses assistant! And finilly, big tenks to da guy hoo play da prints - kin yoo guess hoo I chooz? Mai hubbant, Jax (u/magicalmanta)!!!

I hope yoo enjoy!

❤️Tali

Hi frens, this is Maya. Last night, I was doing an explore of an upstairs closet when suddenly I heard, “Anyone in there? No? Okay.” And then the door closed.

I waited patiently for someone to open it. Nobody did. I waited and waited. I took a nap. Door still closed.

Eventually, I got hungry and I went to the back of the closet to see if I could find that little door Frankie found one time. And I found it! I went to the forest, I went to the café. I even met one of Frankie’s kids.

After about ten days, my mom finally opened the door this morning and let me out. She was so concerned!

Maya

Frankie and Maya back in 2023.

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai sisfer Maya, brofers Frankie and Drew and fren AJ.

We want to giv deer fren Mr. Cat a good selebrashon before we let him go on him big trip. AJ med dis byootifol cake, I’m shor it teste as gud as it luk.

Pleez join us, everwon.

If yoo swipe, yoo see I inclood a page wiff pichurs yoo yooz to mek stickers. If yoo wan to ware da hat or yoo wan to give Mr. Cat a big hug, yoo can do. (If yoo not do stickers, I do for yoo.)

❤️❤️💔Tali

u/not_so_visible
u/mostlylurking07

Hi frens, it’s Maya. This is a 3 photo moobie.

As you can see in the first photo, I found a HUGE moth. (It came in with the mail.)

Next photo: guess who stole it?

Last photo: the finisher.

❤️Maya