We say it agen: ELEBENTY BILLION TENK YOO TO WEDNESDAY AND CASTLE VOID for dis byootifol room (u/lady_sybilvex)
Iz da perfekest prezint!!!
Also elebenty billion tenks to fren Astra (u/shazzley)
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Tali
Hi frens, iz Tali and Jax wiff owr dobbel serprise anniversary pawtee!!!
Elebenty billion tenks to Cozzin AJ (u/mostlylurking07) and fren Francis (u/frequent_bug8149) for setting dis up!
Also elebenty billion tenks to all owr frens hoo join us!
Da lass page heer has tons of room to put yor sticker self in wiff us! (If yoo not no how to do dis, put a pichur an we do it.)
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Tali & Jax
I’ve accepted the possibility that Maya is an alien.
It’s hard to tell who’s in this photo. That couldn’t be Steve, could it? And Maya?!
I could believe how many frens posted their photos on Singapura Friends Friday! I was very moved that so many of you showed up!
It was great to see all the pictures and I loved reading all about everyone. It was so much fun to learn everyone’s back story!
You guys are true frens.
❤️❤️❤️Maya
Is Maya too judgmental or is Drew’s behavior truly inappropriate?
Note: Maya does have RJF (Resting Judgmental Face) because she’s a Singapura (see r/singapura for proof).
How do you rate Maya, on a scale of 1 - 10 where
1 = totally not an alien
10 = totally an alien
(People always ask - Maya is a Singapura - see r/Singapura if you’re curious.)
Hi frens, iz Tali and no, da anser not me. Iz mai sisfer, Maya!
Her bin trying to get da r/Singapura subreddit going agen for a long time. Now iz up an running!
If yoo wan to vizit, pleeze go and sho her and da other Singies some love!
Tenk yoo!!!
❤️Tali
P.S. I edit dis to say r/singapura iz a peepel-talk subreddit. Yoo gotta talk da way yoo gotta talk but I tink Maya feel better if yoo mek da effort to do da peepel talk. Tenk you!❤️
Hi frens, iz Tali. I miss fren Smuffi (u/one_advantage793) so I call him.
I say, “Hi fren Smuffi! How yoo doing? How iz yoo mom? I miss yoo!”
Hoo wan to join on a yooj confrents call?
❤️Tali
Hi frens, iz Tali and dis week I not haff a moobie! I haff a game. I show yoo da suspeks, da possibel wepons, da possibel locashons and da murder seen and yoo guess hoo dood it, wiff wat and ware.
I even inclood an extra sooper-hard murder seen for frens hoo want an extra challenge.
I wan to tenk mai brofers and sisfer for dere help, and a big tenk yoo to Mr. Henry Rat.
I hope yoo enjoy!
❤️Tali
(I yooz da moobie Cloo coz Tim Curry in dere and I do Rocky Horror later, for Halloween.)
Hi frens, dis Frankie wiff a tail from da pass.
Yoo see dis bad toi? Iz call da terkee fut (iz not da reel fut of a terkee). I not like dis toi - kin yoo tell? A corse yoo kin tell, iz OVIYUS! I do a yell at dis toi, saying, “I not like yoo!”
Dis happen a long time ago, before I no cats can soo for dis kind of distressment. I say, iz not too late! I soo retroactingly.
Rite?
- Frankie
Hi frens, iz Tali, Jax (u/magicalmanta) and Bubbles (u/chibikoneko) and we trow a barbikew today! Pleez ware yor Devo hat if yoo haff. If yoo not haff, dere iz stikker heer or just do a rekwest and mai mom giff yoo won. Or yoo not haff to ware if yoo not wan to!
Iz time for fun!
❤️❤️❤️Tali, Jax and Bubbles
Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis morning, Drew and I getted tooken in to da pokey pless!
Yes, iz troo. Drew getted Blahblahpentin so he was totilly chill da hole time. I getted noffing. Just elebenty shots!
Da Vee-Ee-Tee sed we bofe is helthy - WE NOED DAT!
❤️❤️Tali and Drew
Hi frens, iz Tali. The lass time I seed mai brofer Frankie, was at da gas stashon ware we tuk da pichur at Dollywood.
If yoo has seed Frankie, pleez let me no!
Tenk you!
❤️Tali
Hi frens, it’s Judge Maya. I have a new law or maybe it’s a new type of ruling. It’s just for cats, not humans. Here’s what it says:
If a fren is accused of a crime by their human - maybe they’re guilty, maybe not - and there’s a ton of evidence against them (probably fake), they can ask for a Dali Pardon. Under this ruling they would be absolved of all responsibility for whatever happened, permanently.
It’s called the Dali Pardon because I love surrealist artist Salvador Dali (he had a pet ocelot, see picture 2) and it’s surreal that humans would accuse us of crimez. Also it’s a tribute to Dolly Parton, who I’m sure, wouldn’t have wanted any cats being accused.
Please vote below.
Maya
Please note: this video is NFS (Not For Smols).
Hi frens, it’s Maya. Yes, I have an alto voice.
I just want to say, what the heck? Are we back in Purrassic Park?!
- Maya
Hi frens, iz Tali wiff a casting call. Heer pichurs I need:
Mose impordant: sleeping pichurs. I luk for pichurs dat show yor fase, most of or all of yor bodee, eyez cloze, gud liting and in fokust. If yoo doing a yawn, dis grate! (If yoo sooper-relax, eyez kin be open, juss not luk at camra.)
I also need pichurs of yoo doing a groom.
And if yoo haff, pichur of yoo eeting or doing a play.
If yoo has meny gud pichur like dis, put alla dem!
Wat I NOT want: pichur of yoo sitting, doing noffing. I also not want pichur of yoo luk at da camra.
Tenk yoo frens!!!
❤️Tali
(I put ezzamples of pichurs up dere.)
Hi frens, dis Frankie. Last nite, I singed a byootifol song. It was a song abowt midnite so guess wen I singed it -
MIDNITE.
Wen else wud I sing dis song?
Som peepel (mai mom) not like to heer dis midnite song at midnite and she putted me in da basemint for da rest of da nite!
Dis not only a injustiss agenz me but also a crime agenz art!
- Frankie