Lost in this week’s ICBGC DRAMA ? Here’s a recap!
There’s a woman on Instagram who’s been tracking down all of the dream phone guys in their current lives. It was really hard for her to find Steve, but she finally did last week and she published a picture of him as he is now
she also uncovered the fact that he had been driving an ice cream truck when he got the gig to be Dream phone Steve. Which no doubt catapulted him to fame and fortune. And ego galore!
Jazzy,still upset that Oscar won’t admit that they’re married, Ran off with Steve to Vegas to get married to him instead with Oscar’s stinkee sisfur as her maid of honor
this put our dear Oscar in a catatonic state then when at the same time Steve gave jazzy as a wedding gift a mint original dream phone card of him. jazzy put that on top of the wedding cake which might have been too much for our dear Oscar we’re not sure he’s ever coming back! :-(
Jango pulled together a posse of fearless, and hungry!, reskuers to go save jazzy from herself.
First they made the incredibly dumb strategic mistake of flying American Airlimes, bc it was cheep , whereupon They got dumped in Alaska, not Las Vegas. Hoku airlines reskued the brave reskue posse and brought them from Alaska to Las Vegas, where they found the all you can eat shrimp buffet. This is when Sweeney found his meaning in life, which was stuffing himself and his pants with all the shrimp he could.
Niko got the card off the cake, and is naturally driving the criminal investigation bc it seems Steve has run off! Leaving jazzy with kittens(?) who evidently need shoes (?) at the altar!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!
STAY TUNED AS THE DRAMA CONTINUES TO UNFOLD!