u/KaleidoscopeReady839

Fren Tali, dis yoos cuzzin? Hims cute.
DooeyH

U/Mostlylurking07
I'll be at. Moobie Night. Reddit say dey might put mama in jail cause she said "soo". If dey do I still be dere wif budder, my girlfren!
DooeyH

Dis me, poor poor Lichen. Pardon bad langwage. Dese two as****e lil huskies come to Dog Park. Sumtimes. I love Dog Park. I do NOT like Dese two. Dey do an attack on me couple times. Mama very careful a stay close to me when dey come in now.
Today dey attack mine Dalimation fren who so sweet. Mama had to lift her in de air an dey still snaps a bites.
Made ME an udder fren move to udder side park. DEN dey attack ALL dr dogs in de park an dey scream an yell.
Finally, eberybody ober dere yell an dey leebe. Can I s oo terrible owners who don't keep doggos safe, or terrible lil huskies dat bite eberyone?
Four my frens have to leave early cause dem dogs suck a**.
Poor little Lichen
Now stupey Reddit say ise in biolation ob threatening to s oo.

So, my 10 year old grandson is here to visit. All the way home I told everyone to wait outside, let me bring Lichen out to introduce. I came inside to get him and my whole damn family, grandson, and all, charged in.
So, now Lichen is following him and growled once.
How do I fix this tonight? There's really no room in the house I don't think that I don't think Lichen wouldn't freak if left alone and my room is upstairs where he refuses to go.
Sigh.

I assidentlly made comment dat look like I flirtin. I would NEBER! I hab best girlfren EBER! An ise so sorry it soun wrong.
I put myself in timeout in mine bocks.
Pleese forgib ma Applejack.

(Chewing hair between my toesies)

U/Mostlylurking07

I starts a dis to buy fren Oscar back some furs! Hims was malishishly stealed by jellyfish hoomins.
Please take card out ob pawrents wallets an gib til yoos hoomins hab no more to gib!
If Dey hab no moneys den share dis to eberyting on their Hisstory.
Tank yoo for tention to dis madder.
DooeyH

(Mama here. Please tell me I didn't just get flagged for "f*nd rais*ng?)

Pspsps I can't change titles. So we see what happen.

So, we all knows my frens the stoorberees are nice. But lookies here, what I somebunny else posted!

"While strawberry tops don't technically make cats "high" in the same way drugs do, they can trigger a catnip-like reaction in some felines. "

Now I needs to makes frens wif some mores a share wif Applejack!
DooeyH
(Hehehe. Spellscheck change mine name to FooeyH)

Dat ebil guy on my TB! A liddle kid tides a string to hims toof, I hab no idea why, an den dey jerks hims toof out!
An when it lands dat Fat Gary ran ober an steals it! Stringy an all! Dere was blood on toof an I tink Gary gots a blood lust. Hides yoo teef! Dat ebil skwirell gonna gets em!
Charlie Boy