Dis beez a grate dance song. Very catchy. Dis song by Walk The Moon.

"Oh, dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz said "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz said "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

We were victims ob da nite

Da chemical, da physical, kryptonite

Helpless tew da bass an da fading light

Oh, weez were bound tew get togeber

Bound tew get togeber

Hermz took mai arm

Ai dun know how it happened

Weez took da floor an hermz sed

"Oh, dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back"

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

But up an dance wif meez."

A backless dress an some beat-up sneaks

My discotheque Juliet, teenage dream

Ai felt it in mai chest as she luked at meez

Ai knew weez were bound tew beez togeber

Bound tew beez togeber

Hermz took mai arm

Ai dun know how it happened

Weez took da floor an hermz sed

"Oh dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

Oh, come on girl

Deep in hermz eyez

Ai fink Ai seez da future

Ai realize dis iz mai last chance

"Oh dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif meez!"

Di catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance!"

"Don't yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuzveyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif meez!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

Ooh-ooh-hoo Shut up an dance wif meez

Ooh-ooh-hoo Shut up an dance wif meez

Thank you!!! Weez beez singin anuber song over on da Box Fort stage later on. Hope tew see yuz dere!!! Until den...SHUT UP AND DANCE!!!!!!!!!

Frens, is Hoku Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun

Ay use gold pikkil to bisit odda site of 🌈 bridj an meow a lub song at da festibal fo mine lubly wyve Prinsis Miso u/cats-are-lovely

Ay meow: ay wunna hole yu paw

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JYNX: "Hey eberybuddy! Iz yoo habin a gud tyme?!?"

*CROWD: Yeah!*

JYNX: "Ai can no heer yoo!!" *Puts a paw to herms ear*

*CROWD: YEAH!!!*

JYNX: "ALRITE!"

"Nows, fur deh final song ob mine set, wif yoor halp, it's gonna be EPIK!!"

"Cans ai cownt on yoo awl ta halp?!?"

*CROWD: YEAH!!*

JYNX: "OKAY!"

"Dis wut ai need yoo ta do...

Yoo awl gonna halp sing deh 'opera' part ob deh song!"

"Post pikchures ob yooself singin (pick one each time, so post lots!):"

• LET HERM GOOOO!

• OWTSIDE!!

• NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOO GO!!!

• WE WILL NOT LET MEW GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!!!!

- & -

• "Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

JYNX: "OKAY?? LES DO DIS!!!"

(To deh tune ob Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Intro]

Is dis deh reel life? Or izit fantasee?

Horked uppa hairball, mom stepped in ans mad at mewee

Open yur eyes, look up ta deh cowntur an' seeee...

Iz jus a poor void, ai needz no sympafy,

'Cuz Iz easy comb, eazy go,

Jump reel hi, stalk reel low

Sittin in deh winnow dudn't really mattur ta meeeee...

ta-uh me...

🎶🎶

[Ballad Section]

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹🎶

Meowmy, why yoo still in bed,

Ai been yowlin in yur ear

But yoo sleep an ai not fed!

Meowmeee, mine nap had jus beguuuun,

But neow ai gone an' frew it awl awaaay...

Meowmeee, oooo-oooo-ooooh,

Didunt mean ta mak yoo sigh,

If ai not bak for treets dis timb tamorrow,

Carry onnnn, carry on,

coz deh Churu reelly matterrr...

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹

Too layte, mine timb haz comb,

Sen shibburs up mine spine

Cos ai starbin awl deh ty-yime

Goodbye ta dis ole fud

Is gots ta gooooo!

Gotta leeb it awl behin

An replaaayce wif newwwww !

Meowmeeee, ooo- oo- oo-oooooo,

Ai don wanna wayte

Sumtimez ai wish ai hadz yoo bettur tra-ayned!

Carry on, carry onnnn

Cuz deh Churu reely matturrrs...

🎶🎵🎶🎵

[Operatic Section]

Ai see a little shilhouetto ob a bug,

Scaramouse, Scaramouse, will yoo do de pounce-dango?

Funnderbolt an' litening, bery bery fritening Mew!

(Meowilayo) Meowilayo! Meowilayo Figaro—magnifico-oh-oh-oh-oh

Iz jus a poor cat, nobody lubs mew,

(Herms jus a poor cat wif a empty fud bowl)

(Spare herm dis life from deh Portia Comtrol)!

🎵🎶🎹🎵🎶

Eezy comb, eezy go

Will yoo let mew go?

🎊🎵[DIS YUR PART!!]🎵🎊

Owtsiiiiide! (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Let herm gooooooo! (Owtside!) (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Let mew go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Oh mamamia! Mamamia! Mamamia letz me go!

🎵🎊[ALL TOGEDDER NOW!]🎊🎵

Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Rock Section]

🎸🎵🎶🎵🎸

So yoo fink yoo can bafe me an' shampoo in mine eye?!

So yoo fink yoo can trim all mine claws an' leeb me ta driiiii- ii- iy?!

Oh, baybee, can no do dis ta mew, baybee!

Jus gotta get owt, jus gotta get rite owtta heer!

🎵🎶🎵🎶

[Outro]

Nuffin' but Churu matturs, anywun can see,

Nuffin' but Churu matturs...

Nuffin' but Churu matturs.....

ta meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

....Any way deh win blows...

....

🎶

🐾

Dis a tribute to eggsalad hooman Miss Dolly and also a serenade ob mai byootiful girlfren, Alexis the pit! ❤️

u/Affectionate_Staff46

Diz iz too Mai love Dot

Dot yoo are soo booteefull

too mee

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee

Can'tz yoo seez

Yoo are ebery dinz Iz hoped furr

Yoo arr ebery dinz Iz needz

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee

Yoo are soo booteefull

Too mee

Yoo are Soo booteefull

Too mee

Yoo are ebery din I hoped fur

Yoo are ebery dinz iz need

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee (voice breaking in emotion)

Blows kisses to Dot in the audience she is wiping her eyes beaming

Tonite at Grace's Bar, I'm serving a new dewishus snack! They're yummy sticks and comes eider plain, custers and cream, beef graby, chimkin and catnip sauce or hapee dream ice cream. For Jiggy ans began pals we have timofee hay and flowers!!!

If you come to Grace's Bar, tell me what you is eating and what you is drinkin'!

I, Luna, iz singing at Grace's bar tonait. Dere will be catshee songs laik "everybody wants to be an cat" (obvisee) an "what's nu pusseecat". All da frens can sing along. Also I is sure Grace will be serving da tastiest churutinis an other drinks, laik always. I hope to see eberyone dere tonait.

Luna, faimus singer

Emcee Thunder Gravybeard here with the ✨FASHION SHOW✨! Everyone can join in! Unless you are a SQUIRREL!!! In which case you are probably doing SquirrelCrimes!

NOT AT THIS SHOW, GARY!!

How did he even get here?? He doesn't even have a golden pikkel!...he what? He ate the golden pikkel?!

GO AWAY GARY! BORKBORK BORK BORKBORK BORKBORK BORK BORK!!! RUR RUR RUR RUR BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK!!

Ahem.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this squirrel delinquent, this fashion show is open to every fren on either side of the bridge! First up is my sisfur Cami Snackbeard, professional Fashion Poodle, modeling an everyday walky-walk outfit! She's wearing a Darth Vader cape and harness set from Chewy, glasses by Doggles, and a sweater donated by a nonnymouse fren who went over the rainbow before we did. Fren, if you're out there in the audience today, thank you!

Now all of you know I lub my fiancy, Lucy the Lovebug, but I have another lub, too! So, I dedicate this song to MY MEOWMY!!

I waz just a silly smol

Didn’t know bout lub at all

But I knew crimz before I left my nursery

Left alone all by myself

Thought I’d knock things off yoor shelf

Heap sweet Meowmy, yoo made a bad boy out of me!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight

We’ll curl up by the red firelight

Oh, and you’ll give me lots of pets

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round.

SING IT FOR YOOR MEOWMIES!!!

u/Haunting_Bend346

Somecatto had tew do it!!!

Enjoy!!!

Ohh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Black an orange stray cat sittin onna fence

Ain't got enuff dough tew pay da rent

Ai'm flat broke, but ai dun care

Ai strut rite by wif mai tail in da air

Stray cat strut, Ai'm a (ladies cat)

Ai'm a feline Casanova (hey man dats ware itz at)

Get a shoe frone at meez frum a mean old man

Get mai dinner frum a garbage can

Meow

Yeah, dun cross mai path

Ai dun bother casing mice aroun, oh no

Ai slink down da alley lukin fur a fite

Howling tew da moonlite onna hot summer nite

Singin Da blues wile da lady cats cry

"Wild stray cat, yuz a real gone guy

Ai wish Ai cud be as carefree an wild

But Ai got cat class, an Ai got cat stile"

Ai dun bother chasing mice aroun

Ai link down da alley lukin fur a fite

Howling tew da moonlite onna hot summer nite

Singin Da blues wile da lady cats cry

"Wild stray cat yuz a real gone guy

Ai wish Ai cud be as carefree an Wild

But Ai got cat class an Ai got cat stile"

Thank you and God nite! Weez beez see yuz all next lite times!!!

Junebug, Pawthur, an Samwise purrformin' Ai Wanna Hold Yur Paw

Oh hai, ai tell yoo somfin
Make yoo say “O mai gaw!”
Wen ai say dat somfin
I want to hold your paw!
I want to hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

 

Oh, pleeze, say to me
You neber gib me claw

And pleeze, say to me
You'll let me hold your paw!
You'll let me hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

 

An wen I pet you
I feelz happie inside
It's such a feelin' that my lub
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

 

Yeah, yoo got dat somfin'
Maek me say, “O mai gaw!”
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your paw!
I want to hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

 

Hilo frens. Wes gibin are vobel churds a rest toodai. Wes doin a magik trick. I is going to make Mr Coco Nuts disopeer and den oppeer agains. Here we go frens!

Mr Coco Nuts is going to step in de box and Isay de magik werds. Disopeero totalo! Himbs disappear, see all day left is himbs cloak and hat. Now I say moar Magik werds. Apeero Exacto!

Now I open de door an Mr ...uh okie dokie deres some doves holding a ribbon flying out de box. Dat's purrty cool. Gib de doves apaws. I just look in de box. Me Coco Nuts is you in dere? Hello, can you hears me? Has anyone seed Mr Coco Nut?

Does we hab ebryone heer? We missins anyone??

(Niko salutes to comfirm we gots ebryone)

Otay, heer we go!!

Nex wheek, we no hab Pawtee Fursday.

(da crowd does a gasp)

But iz becuz we gunna hab a pawtee ALL WHEEK!!

Iz yoo reddy to kno whut da theme iz??

(da crowd cheers!)

It gunna be da furst eber ICBGC an OTRB ...

FALL MEOWSIC FESTIBAL!!

Dats rite frens! We gunna hab 4 stages heer OTRB where anyone can sing da song ob dey peoples! Yoo can choose where yoo wanna perform - da choices is:

• Grace's Bar Stage
• Butterfly Meadow Stage
• Bocks Fort Stage
• Pikkel Forest Rave

We gunna be postin more infohs bof heer and r/ICBGC to halps ebryone get reddy! We workins on posters and tshirts and hats, mebbe eben borthole cobers! We will hab more infos on how to do a sing on stage too (iz eesy - yoo pick a song or two or free, pick a stage, and go sing!). Ders gunna be singin ebrydae durins da festibal!

Iffin yoo not a singer but lyk to heer meowsic, yoo gunna hab lotsa concerts ta go to an cheer on uz frens!

iz ebrybode eggcite?!?

(da crowd does a cheer and lotsa clappins!)

Yay! While we iz all heer, feel free to find frens yoo may want to do a sing wif - an becuz it iz bof a ICBGC an OTRB festibal, yoo can sing wif frens from bof sides ob da bridg! Iffin yoo haz questions, com see me or Jynx (u/sisterantistita)! Miss Boo (u/mycookiepants) also bringed many treatos fur ebryone to enjoy todae :) Yoo can also go bisit da stages to see which ones yoo lyk!

I hope ebryone is as eggcite as I iz!

-Jiggy

Hemmo awl you bootiful frens!

Jiggy and I work very very hard to do awl da mixings and bakings so now we has a huge yummy buffey for you to enjoy!!!

Step rite up and serb youself! Enjoy da tastee treats and feel few to let us knowed what you like best!

Is gud to eat da snacks an discuss what you plan to do during big partee festibul nex week!

Happee October!