u/mycookiepants

Sir Jerry Gon Steal Mai Teef

Sir Jerry Gon Steal Mai Teef

Is Gonzo here, oranj boyo of de nine cat crime sybdicat.

Youse can see I has a long front toofy. Meowmy finds out dis mean I has an issue wif da root on da toofy. So now I has to meet Sir Jerry to get my toofy out.

Can I sue him for steal mai toofy?

u/mycookiepants — 1 day ago

Cat with Long Fang

My orange boyo Gonzo has one really long fang. We noticed the other night it seems to be excessively long. Is this normal or should we go ahead and take him to the vet to get it checked out?

u/mycookiepants — 3 days ago

Sunday Funday with Mine Lub

Hemmo friends! Is me Bernadette coming to yew live frum beach date wif mine boyfrand Pierat Theo. u/TanaFey We is laying out on the beach to get de bess tans for fer Hoku and Miso’s wedding! We mite also be habing a wittle drinkie poo. I hab moehetoe and Theo hab dirty Shirley wif a little rums.

We luv to see what you doing dis fine Sunday! Meowmy include some fotos to mebbe helps inspire you! Lettuce know yer planses.

u/mycookiepants — 4 days ago
▲ 49 r/Catio

Catio for Relocated Feral Cats

Hello all!

The TL;DR for this is that I volunteer with a group here in FL that feeds a feral colony that lives near a fishing pier. (Makes sense right - cats show up where food is.) They're going to be remodeling the pier and we will have to move the cats if they have any hope of surviving. The group has discussed placing them with members/volunteers who could have 1-2 cats on a catio.

Here's where your expertise comes in! We have a large backyard with an unused shed. We do not have HOA rules to worry about. We'd be open to building a catio onto the shed so that way the cats have an inside place to be and an outside place to hang out as well.

Has anyone seen or built a set up like that? Do you have any recommendations as to how to go about this? We'd looked at buying the pre-done catio part of things just to make life easier. I truly welcome any suggestions.

Picture of feral boy Rusty for cat tax.

https://preview.redd.it/zn65dxji0l1h1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fe953a051d430452439364b2d84a4265585ed5

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u/mycookiepants — 5 days ago

A cute Ollies find

It was $1.99 and we had a coupon so we got it for our pup. I think the whole line is pickle ball focused, but still cute! I appreciated that even if it is for pickle ball, it’s still got the dog dressed up as the pickle!

u/mycookiepants — 7 days ago

Beautiful Bella

Not my hippo but had to share this beautiful girl from the dog park. She’s such a chill and sweet girl and loves getting pets and giving kisses.

u/mycookiepants — 7 days ago
▲ 47 r/ICBGC

A Wurld of Purr Umaginashun

I, Bitty Baby, am ready for de moobie!!!! Very excited for dis!!!

u/mycookiepants — 10 days ago

Starting a Discussion w/ Brother

Background: My mom is 86 and my dad is 78 and both are in decent health. They live in the house I grew up in which is in a major metropolitan city. Brother is 51, has ASD (Level 1), is single and lives in the house next door. He is employed and reasonably independent. I, 47 F, live in Florida with my husband. We’re both employed here and it would be hard to relocate back to where they live for a variety of reasons.

The gist is mom and dad’s independence has been steadily decreasing. Their home is starting to fall into disrepair and they’re just refusing to fix it. They are relying on my brother to help them despite having the funds to do so themselves.

Case in point: There’s a leak in the bathroom pipes. They’ve been having mu brother help them tear down the ceiling so they can “find the leak.”

I’m visiting next month and want to start the conversation with my brother that we need to make a plan for our parents. Truthfully, I don’t exactly know:

- What we need to make sure we discuss.
- What an actual plan looks like.
- What are some key legal things we need to think about?

I’d welcome any suggestions. I’m trying to be supportive from afar but it’s not always easy.

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u/mycookiepants — 10 days ago

Dey know bout retrayn!!!

Our dumdum meowmy was trying to find the picture of the shirt she wear today (second pic) and look at her she find instead! A kitty learning how to train dere hoomin!!!!

Thems clearlee know about the skool of retrayn. Meowmy bought de shirt and now everybudy gonna no!!!!

u/mycookiepants — 11 days ago

The Beverage Trio

Hydration - Sparkling water with a “Shirley Temple” water pack in it.

Caffeinate - Coffee with a protein

Fun - Zero sugar mango passion fruit juice

u/mycookiepants — 11 days ago

High Potassium?

Has anyone else experienced high potassium levels while using Mounjaro? Long story short I started going to a new doctor, did testing and my potassium is slightly elevated.

My kidneys are fine and it’s not dietary. Doctor is moving me off blood pressure medication but decreasing the dosage hasn’t helped.

I welcome any thoughts!

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u/mycookiepants — 12 days ago

No Soo Tooday - Meowmy Saved Me

Hewwo its Miss Boo, Senior Tortie Queen of the Nine Cat Crime Syndicat. I have a storee with sad start but hapee ending.

Three year ago my hoomin did a pass away. Nobudy was able to adopt me and so I wound up in de sheltur. I did not like it and started shutting down and not eating snax or really doing anyfing.

The sheltur made a video ob me and Meowmy saw it. Her senior 21 year old baby Pumpkin had pass away in December so she sez “I fink I need to adopt this kittee.”

So meowmy dribe two hours to Orlando and meet me and she was doing a cry. She adopt me and I have to go into the cardboard box to go home with meowmy. I did not laik dis box but then I get to her howse and get out.

Soon, I learn to like meowmy and do cuddles and get the bes chin skritches. I found manee plais to sleep and got lot of catnip toys. I lubbbbbb de nip!!!!

I meet the res of de syndicat and even super dog name Krypto! I take ober de bed as is my right. And I learn about de pikkel - YUM IS GOOD!!!!

My faborite thing to do is what pawpaw call “sandwich.” Meowmy and pawpaw get in bed and I snuggle up between dem.

I let Meowmy cuddle when she feel a sad and I don’t mind too mush. I hab some tortitude but mostly just yelling and no swipe swipe swipe.

So now is been three years and I 14 years young and mush happee wif meowmy and pawpaw and de udder 8 cats.

Dis my happee storie on my adopshun dae!

u/mycookiepants — 12 days ago

Meowning Stretch Sessin

Hemmo all! Bernadette here! Void lady of the 9 cat crime syndicat and gurlfren of Pierat Theo! (u/TanaFey).

I lead us in stretching dis morning acoz when we up late doing crimez we cans get stiff muscles. Do stretch will help maxomize de crime doin! Everybody do biiiiiiig stretch and make sure your hoomin says “Biiiiiiig Stretch” or else Dey in violashun of treete.

u/mycookiepants — 13 days ago

Our office has just decided to move from hybrid rotating schedules to everybody in the office the same three days.

I’m surrounded by folks who talk a lot, are facilitating Teams meetings from their cube and two of the big office chatterboxes. In short, I’m in hell and constantly overstimulated by the noise.

My boss has suggested changing my cubicle layout to help isolate me from the general office noise and people in the hallways. My walls are about 7-8 feet high.

I welcome any thoughts on my layouts above or anything that has worked for you in similar situations.

u/mycookiepants — 14 days ago

If you’re a r/Dropout subscriber you may be familiar with Vic and their show where comedians / actors / personalities get dressed up and made up to embody a crazy character.

Thrilled to see that Katya is going to be on and can’t wait to see what this yields.

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u/mycookiepants — 14 days ago
▲ 74 r/ICBGC

Hemmo all! Sky here, aka Baby Bitty from the nain cat crime sybdicat. I usually bery busy doin’ crimez and no posting too too much. Howeber meowmy has a disco tattoo that I thought should share! It is in honurr of me acoz I love all de shiny and sparkly tings!!!

u/mycookiepants — 16 days ago
▲ 47 r/ICBGC

Bernadette of de 9 cat crime syndicat here out on the danse floor! Who gonna joins me!?

u/mycookiepants — 16 days ago