r/unexpecteddcc

Inspired by a hilarious quote from my partner. Searched and looked at some crab embroidery examples for reference.

Watching the Sixth Sense with my daughter who suddenly likes horror movies, I saw this moment.

But seriously, fuck that guy.

Integration of the human species into intergalactic communities has proven difficult. This is due to the fact that earth is among the small 10% of worlds within our galaxy where intelligent life exists in the form of mammals. To add to that there seems to be an innate phobia of insects and arachnoids, as recent studies have proven that humanity’s ancestors weren’t the only intelligent life form on earth around 900 thousand years ago. The ensuing prehistoric conflicts would wipe out 98.7% of humanity, leaving only roughly 1280 survivors of their species but fully eradicated all other intelligent life on earth. This also lead to an evolutionary trait which causes a sensation of fear or “creeps” within humans upon laying sight on certain bugs and arachnoids, this trait seems to be missing within some few members of their species for yet unknown reasons.

As such places like hospitals had to be equipped with human masks. These masks don’t nullify the humans discomfort but at least they stopped screaming on sight. Increased lighting was installed too, to prevent an increased fear factor caused through a dimly lit environment. Movement for staff has been restricted, as the stomping from wall crawling and the constant sound of buzzing wings seems to be annoying for many human patients. Also Wasp staff are no longer allowed to eat in front of human patients, apparently most cultures on earth kill their food prior to consumption…

“Touch Therapy” has shown to help with the more extreme cases of humans. By letting them touch the feelers, exoskeleton, spindly legs and hairy claws of staff, the human learns of and affirms harmlessness within these features.

NOTE TO CENTIPEDE STAFF: Please refrain from hugging with full force, there is more strength in your arms and legs than the human body can handle.

Tragically moth staff are not allowed to interact with humans as their hair can cause skin rashes, severe itching, and eye irritation upon contact. Known as lepidopterism, this reaction occurs because these hairs can embed into the skin, acting like fiberglass. This is very sad as humans seem to have the least issue getting used to moth staff.

We just started the summer book bus here and I spotted this book among the reads when we were restocking. This is kind of how I imagine Donut being with Mongo. Very cute overall.

Source: esuhara.log

I guess this family will survive the initial collection.

English Soccer Star Suffers Freak Injury While Celebrating Team’s World Cup Win

Creative clay creations on display in a private studio. Just need a hatchet coming out of the noggin in case they need to give someone the chop

Found a rack of Beanie Babies at the local flea market

Hello ) my name is Dima and I did this CENTIPEDE COVERUP tattoo - Done in 3,5 sessions. - swipe to see picture before and the 3rd slides is the picture of "work in progress". Chest coverups are tricky, but I wanted something flowy and light, so I mixed centipede and ornamental designs. Turned out like a necklace!
Im super happy with this type of works. It's super hard but I like the result - sometimes it's fun to use old tattoo as a nice background.
So if you have any tats which you would like to cover - I'm open to do some sick ideas #berlintattoo #coveruptattoo

The actress who plays Robowoman and Nikki in Paradise hotel has a wildly hilarious IMDb page. Just reading her whole bio gave me a laugh, and you learn why she’s in this business (nepotism)

It’s also extremely obvious her picture is AI. So she is literally a robowoman!

Sorry if this is not the correct way to do it but Joel just played in sf last night 😝 so sick he was wearing this shirt and I want one please send link

60ft blast radius of Kernel Shrapnel