Emcee Thunder Gravybeard here with the ✨FASHION SHOW✨! Everyone can join in! Unless you are a SQUIRREL!!! In which case you are probably doing SquirrelCrimes!

NOT AT THIS SHOW, GARY!!

How did he even get here?? He doesn't even have a golden pikkel!...he what? He ate the golden pikkel?!

GO AWAY GARY! BORKBORK BORK BORKBORK BORKBORK BORK BORK!!! RUR RUR RUR RUR BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK!!

Ahem.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this squirrel delinquent, this fashion show is open to every fren on either side of the bridge! First up is my sisfur Cami Snackbeard, professional Fashion Poodle, modeling an everyday walky-walk outfit! She's wearing a Darth Vader cape and harness set from Chewy, glasses by Doggles, and a sweater donated by a nonnymouse fren who went over the rainbow before we did. Fren, if you're out there in the audience today, thank you!

That 🙄SAL🙄 think they so funny! Mistreated Bubba has a big mega offend!!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

Bubba had his dental cleaning on Tuesday and lost 16 teeth (!)

Sleepy Bubba back home but some of mistreated Bubba's teefs is still at pokey place! Hongry Bubba only gotted half dinner! This all so unfair! Bubba demands justice!! And shoes. And naps. So...many...naps...

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

SEND HALP! SEND SNACKS!!

How could 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 forget about precious baby Bubba's needs like this?? They FORGOTTED ALL ABOUT HONGRY BUBBA'S BREAKFAST!!!

Even ornj Kirby is has a comcern for tiny abused Bubba!!! He did the horkhork so desperate Bubba could have catses foods, but then 💔CHARLY💔 cleaned it up before pitiful Bubba could have more than a licklick!!

Now 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 is eating an 🥯BAGEL🥯 in front of tormented Bubba!!!

#FreeBubba #FeedBubba #PomPomNomNoms #Bagels4Bubba

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

(adorable Bubba is getting his teefs cleaned today under anesthesia, so no foods for him)

TORTURE!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Cute little Bubba is going for walky-walk early tonight! And 😑Sal😑 lightbox was play the pokey place music earlier! And ❤️CHARLY❤️ was doing an talk about "what time we pick up cute little Bubba tomorrow"!

WHERE IS INNOCENT BUBBA GOING TO GO TOMORROW??

Why is they talk about "no breakfast" and "bring insulin"??

TINY WORRIED BUBBA HAS AN VERY POMCERN!!!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

Cute little Bubba did nothing wrong!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

Iz Kirby bery comfuze. Cutez little Bubba iz alwayz berkberk at mez Kirbyz, but Iz thinkz hez needz an resqoo!! The humanz gived him extraz meatballz treetz when Iz Kirbyz was monitoringz the sqwirlz crimez sityationz after lunchz. Seez pic. Then cute little Bubba was doingz extra big snoozle and the humanz takez himz out the house and then comez backz

WITHOUT CUTE LITTLE BUBBA.

Iz Kirbyz thinkz they woofied himz and catnap himz to pokey place!! But now they just eating chimken andz friez likez nothing wrongz?! Iz I shouldz sooz themz for woofiez and catnapz mine frenemy cute little Bubba???

-Kirby the orange menace

(Bubba is just at the vet having an echocardiogram, an ultrasound of his heart. He's had a heart murmur as long as we've had him, and previous echocardiograms showed a not-so-bad leaky valve, very common in little senior dogs. Hopefully this one will show the valve is still not too bad and he can have his teeth cleaned 🤞)

Cute little Bubba is being tormented by 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖! Yesterday they were trying to force itty bitty Bubba to eat breakfast and then they did innocent Bubba an big owie with the medicine pokey! Hongry Bubba shouldn't have to eat if not want to!! Then at dinnertime 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 put on a 💔CHARLY💔 costume and tried to use ❤️BIDOOF❤️ to trick smort Bubba into thinking everything was okay! And then forced abused Bubba to eat and did an big owie with the medicine pokey! (That's how logical Bubba knows it 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 and not actual 💔CHARLY💔!)

Exhausted Bubba did an Sleep In today which made 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 jump out of bed a long time after the alarm and almost do an Blue Screen of they robot brain! Ha! They tried to force hurty Bubba to eat breakfast so they could do the big pokey owie but imtelligent Bubba refused!!! SO THERE, 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖!! But then ❤️CHARLY❤️ and 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 started leaking from they eyeballs and 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 puppernapped defenseless Bubba to 💉THE POKEY PLACE💉!! As you can see in the pictures, hostage Bubba is very adorable and also trying to remind 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 that there is a door we could use to escape 💉THE POKEY PLACE💉

But instead of helping, 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 let the pokey lady take mistreated Bubba into the torture dungeons where they stole helpless Bubba's bloods and took naughty pictures of demure Bubba's insides! WHAT THE FLUFF, 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖?!

Then 😑Sal😑 took exhausted Bubba home and went and got soft foods for miserable Bubba and did the medicine pokey in a way that didn't hurt, not like 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 who apparently left the sky water faucet running! Poor little Bubba has been so scared all afternoon about 🤖EVIL ROBOT SAL🤖 returning! It's a very mega hard to do big snoozles like this!! Also something 💉THE POKEY PLACE💉 did is making dizzy Bubba trip over his own little feets! And ❤️CHARLY❤️ keeps talking to 😑Sal😑 about "icko cardy gram" and "dim tool cleaning" which suspicious Bubba has a VERY POMCERN about!

-Bubba the tortured, victimized, unfairly treated diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

It's been ridiculously hot so we've been taking Bubba to the parks and woods where it's slightly cooler. Bonus: his tricked-out wheels.

And 😑Sal😑 keeps being pupperazzi and taking pictures of exhausted hardworking Bubba and saying "ha ha, look at him sleeping like he pays the rent". RUDE. Cute little Bubba obviously pays the rent in cuteness!!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

Dis place soooo big. I never knowed any place could be dis big. I was borned in a place with fivety zillion eleventeen bajillion other cattos and lived mostly inside the wall. There was hoomans there but they didn't make frens with most of us cattos. Then when I was a big grownup tomcat and I got my wall just how I like it, one of the hoomanz pulled me out of my wall and took me to another place with my unclebrother and my sisterniece.

At the other place they gived me a government name, Kylo (I never had a name before!) and a whole government apartment for my very own. It even had TWO places like my wall!! I still could smell my unclebrother and sisterniece and like eleventeen cattos from the other place but nobody was trying to steal my stuff. And hoomanz comed every day with foods and waters and thingies almost as fun as mices but a lot less bitey! I hated it a lot at first because it was scary, but then I got used to it and I hated it a lot less, and then I didn't hate it at all! Sometimes the hoomanz I saw the mostest shoved their lightboxes into my apartment and somehow there's pictures of me! Mostly in the part of my apartment that's like my wall but more comfy and smells betterer. I really did like my apartment.

It was just almost dark time today and I was eating first dinner on the platform in my apartment and all of a sudden it hurted really bad in my mouf so I started yelling. One of the hoomanz saw me trying to bite the thing that hurted my mouf, and they went and got the pokey lady. I don't like the pokey lady any more than anyone else so I tried to run away while also trying to claw the owies out of my mouf, and the pokey lady gave me a pokey in my leg.

It didn't hurt nearly as much as my mouf.

Then I fell asleep.

Now I'm here at the Rainbow Bridge place and it's SO BIG and there's SO MANY cattos including some of my fambly. And weird cattos that say borkbork or wheekwheek or other things. And lots of them talk about missing their hoomanz and I don't miss my hoomanz because they weren't really my hoomanz, I just lived in their wall.

But then a borkbork catto named Goldie tolded me that the hoomanz that brought me the foodz at the government apartment had sadz about me being at the Bridge because I died in the government apartments place and I never had the chance to find my real hoomanz.

But I don't want them to have sads and leaky eyes. I really didn't hate my government apartment. And being so close to the pokey lady meant my mouf stopped hurting really quick. If I lived in my wall still, my mouf would've hurted for a long long time and I wouldn't have had all the yummy foods.

Please someone tell the foods people to stop being sads for me. That's so dumdum. I liked living in the government apartment, it was the nicest place I ever lived in and I liked getting the foods and treatos and toys and blankies and stuff. Can someone please tell them to stop leaking their eyes?

Frens,

Some of you said "maybe cute little Bubba can do more crimes with pokey place robot" and "maybe even extra carbs" and frens, cute little Bubba is a report that after industrious Bubba did the big inspect of the neighborhood, the dye-a-beets robot attached to poor mistreated Bubba made the lightbox do a BEEP BEEP BEEP crime and then the grown up human puppy gave hongry Bubba an piece of WATERMELON.

Also the robot makes the lightbox BEEP BEEP BEEP in the middle of sleepy sleep time and wakes up 😑Notsomeanie Sal😑, go this specific robot crime!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

PSPSPS pictures is: cyborg Bubba with robot, busy Bubba doing big inspect, and cute Bubba with Cody