Frens luk, mine Meowmy (=dumdum) juss did a luk at dis video from wen ay mayself Hoku, Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun, wuz just 6 weaks ole an had juss learn to go UP da stairs (but not daun. For daun ay wud sing da song of ourmz peeple until da hooman wud carry me)
Gud noos frens, fo sum reeson da hooman gib me eggstra churu today! It tayste little funny but still eet.
Nau, on mine cod ay jus soooooo tired, no shoore why
Frens, is Nalu Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun. Mine Meowmy (=dumdum) nebbah gib enuff churu. Hermz say ‘we not maybe from Mooney’
Shudnt be mine pawblem but desprit tymes meen desprit matchurs - so ay is startin an Onlee Beens. Dis gud pitcha fo start?
Frens, is Hoku an Nalu, Duke an Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavaguns
Tuday wuz BIG soorprise!
Straynge hooman from amzone bring bigb bocks. Meowmy open a take out lossa peeces an say potty werds an allasudden der’s a bran neow climb tree hœus for ourmselves!!! Is multi level livin, an has skratchy area! Yu see we do big eggsplore!
Tuday no soo Meowmy!
Frens, dumdum hoomans is gunna hab da dumdum Fortajulie skybooms pawty, we all do a hate!!!
So ourmselfs Hoku an Nalu Prins a Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavaguns, iz gunna do mush bettah pawty: TOO OF JULIE PAWTY!!!
at ourmz pawty, da hot doggos tayste lyke churu, da bergers tayste lyke Berger but derz alsu lossa nip punch (not for da smols) and da fyrwerks mayke NO SOUN!!!
Yu can dress in too of julie outfit lyke ourmselfs but also any udda outfit or juss yu bootyful fur!
Ders gunna be lossa fud and treets an we gunna do danse an Mebbe even juggle sho
(u/BirthdaySalt2112)
We gunna fly da airlime fo do yu a pikkil me up, juss wayve yu paw in da air! Mebbe fren Olaf and fren Striker can also run da majic trane an da spayceship? (u/no_sense3670 u/lady_subilvex )
Frens AJ an DooeyH (u/mostlylurking07 u/KaleidoscopeReady839) can yu bring da gold pikkil so sa OTRB frens can go?
we also gunna do talint sho so if yu wunna do a talint do us a sho, das grate!
Ourms lubs Miso an TT will yu do us honnar of go to pawty wiff us?? (u/cats-are-lovely u/zaphod-ix)
Frens, acuz is big heat wayve in You Rope, Hoku Airlime gunna do speshil flite for all cattos hoo wunna kool off to NORTH PAWL
Iif yu iz in You Rope or anyware else an yu is hot, wayve yu paw in da air an ourmselves Hoku Prins of da Hœus an Nalu Duke of da Hœus hamsum sunnavaguns do yu a pikkil me up!
Of corse all odda frens can go too not onlee You Rope, it will be big fun an we do sno boll fite
Furrs ay pikkil up mine lubly wyfe Miso an hermz brofur Mochi (u/cats-are-lovely)
Frens is Nalu Dũke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun
Dis mornin ay eet brekkfie wiff Hoku as albays, den sit by winnow to do neiborhud wash.
GUESS WOT AY SEE???
A CATTO
Yu can see in pitcha is gray catto, so ay tink: oh, Prinsis Miso is doon a bisit (u/cats-are-lovely)
But gess wot - is not Prinsis Miso!! Is boy catto!!!
So ay do hisshisshiss a big luk outtada winno acuz jus wanna let neow fren no dis mine an Hoku hœus.
But ay wunna be frens!
Do yu no dis fren? How at mayke gud fren?
Mien Meowmy did a go ousside to see catto a say: himz hab a hœus acuz home chunky (rood!)
How ay make frens???
PSPSPSPS: see da big patch on winno screen? Is from GRATE crimez. Hoo did? Hoku! Nalu? Greebles? Hooman will nebba no ha ha ha go crimez
Frens, is Nalu Duke of da Høus an hæmsum sunnavagun.
Muss soo Meowmy (=dumdum) fo take dis berry salamander pitchur an do a laff at mineself an coll me a catto airplayne
Henlo Frens, is Nalu, Duke of da Hœus an inbestitagive repawter fo Kinx Media Groop
Tuday ay do a kontonuu of mine seerees coll: try unnastand da dumdum hoomans
Lass tyme ay inbestigayte da rain room bocks.
Tuday ay luk at hooman litter bocks.
Is a straynge ting. Yu can open an close. It has wotr in it!!!!! Hooman nebbah eben do a scratch scratch scratch but Dey trow da fun white unlimited play payper in it????? Hoomans so dumdum
Frens, ay not no if we ebber unnastand our hoomans!
For Kinx Media Groop
Repawter Nalu
Frens, is Hoku an Nalu Prins an Duke of da Hœus an hämsum sunnavaguns
tings haz been weerd roun da hœus sinse stinky sisfur Pua wen obah da 🌈 bridge (see OTRB).
Ourmz Meowmy do a big sad.
So Nalu an mineself thot we gunna do big rasslin sho for cheers hermz up! (Onse again, wot wud da dumdum hoomans do wiffout us cattos??)
Luk how gud we did!
Today you guys got a special new friend on the other side of the bridge. Sweet Pua Girl (or as Hoku and Nalu call her ‘stinky doggo sisfur Pua’ crossed the bridge today.
I hope you all welcome her with open paws. We miss her terribly here on this side
Frens, ay mayself Hoku Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun an min brofur Nalu Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun did BIG TIME huntin tuday!
We wuz outside an saw a bug! So we did a big hunt, see veedyo.
In da end, ay Hoku eet da bug
Go hunting crimez!!
Frens, is Hoku Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun.
Tuday ay di big crime of lay in litter bocks fo fun he he he go crimez
Ay, Nalu, Duke of da Hôus an hamsum sunnavagun, kontrol da teevee nau.
Hooman nebbah pikk gud shos!
(he he he also stole Meowmy sit spot. Go crimez)
Is ourms barfday, come to ours pawty today, we wud lub to see all ours frenz!
xoxo Hoku an Nalu
Frens, is Hoku an Nalu, Prins an Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavaguns
On windsday JOON 10 is ourmz barfday! We iz be TOO hooman yeers old!
We wud lyke do yu a big invite to ourms Hœus fo SLEEPOVAH PAWTY!!!
we will hab chimkin an salmin, a churu fountain, an minno fishies fo snakks.
Der will be bocks fo sit, pillo an blankits fo fleep, stayrs for runnaroun, an all kind toys!
All frens is inbite a will do flyaroun wiff airlime an Hally Koptah to kollekt all frens hoo wunna rise wiff us!
Yu can ware Yu’z pajamas or odda outfit or juss Yu bootiful fur!
PSPSPSPS: golden pikkil will be der for open portal over da bridge 🌈
( 🚨 human note: Hoku’s exact birthday is unknown and this date was estimated based on his age when I found him. Nalu’s birthday is entirely unknown but he is similar in age to Hoku, so the decision to make them twins was easy 🚨)
Gud mowning frens, iz Munday an ay iz Hoku Prins of da Høus an hamsum sunnavagun is bakk from widdin an hunnymoon, so iz bakk to werk!
Impawtent werk ay do roune da høus:
As yu can see ay hab lossa werk!
Here yu see mineself an brofur Nalu Duke of da Høus an hamsum sunnavagun doon a sooperwise of da neighbrohood to greebles, burbs an Gary
Wots impawtent werk yu do?
Hoku
Henlo Frens, da lass stop of ours hunnymoon is Antarcticpaw!
Is berry cole here so we hab warm clothes an do lossa snuggles!
Prinsis Miso is habbin a littil snakk of salmin!
We see penguin (demz is our frens!)
Aftah dis, we to bakk home. Hunnymoon was GRATE but we miss see our frens, an our Meowmys need to be done a super wise upon! Mochi, Nalu and Pua doon gud job but demz need help, our Meowmys Berry dumdum!
Frank yu fo celerbayte ourmz widdin wiff us an fo follo ours hunnymoon
Kissies
Hoku an Miso
(u/cats-are-lovely)
Ciao Bellos an Bellas, greetin from ourmz hunnymoon! We iz nau in Roam!
Ob corse we injoy fresh pasta with salmin, an nau a gelato (is churu flavah)
Layter we gunna ryde a Vespa (Miso gunna luk so kyote wiff helmet!), eet pizza a talk wiff our paws gesticulayte in da air (iz coll speekin Italyan!)
Tomorrow is ourms lass day of hunnymoon wiff won lass desnashion. Onse we is bakk home mine an Nalu sekind barfday iz soon on Joon 10, we will hab fleepovah pawty
Luv
Miso an Hoku
Cheers mates, is Hoku. Mine lubly Miso an ay iz in Australia nau. Is berry booty! We saw kangaroos which dem is big hoppy cattos.
We try vegemite flavor churu - mebbe is an akwire taste? Later we throw some shrimps on da Barbie!