Did yoo kno dat we hab a Chewy store OTRB?! And yoo can gets ebryfing yoo want and yoo no need dat silly “monee” fing dey talks about on da odder side of bridg! So lez go and finds uz fabrit snackies and toys! And soft beds! And cat trees! And whateber else yoo wanted!!
See yoo der on Furrsday!!
-Jiggy
Welcom fren Kylo! (u/salanaland) I so sowwy dat i was takins a gud eepy and no see youz post til now! I purromise to make it up to yoo by makins dis a super special Welcom Pawtee! I bring all uz frens so yoo can meets dem and dey can sho yoo all da grate fings heer OTRB!
-Jiggy
Com join me in da butterfly meadow to watch da fireworks! Ders lotsa room heer on my blankie or yoo can bring yooz own!
‘Membr dat OTRB, da fireworks hab no booms ❤️🎆🎇
-Jiggy
Frens, did yoo know dat OTRB da fireworks make no booms?? Dey just pretty lights in da sky, no scawwies allowed!
Let’s hab a picnic in da butterfly garden thursdae to watch da colors in da sky!!
-Jiggy
(Dum dum hooman originally referenced “tomorrow”, thinking that today was Wednesday, not Tuesday. Post edited to correct)
Welcom OTRB Fren Finnegan! (u/treelessbark) Heer yoo iz wif frens who lub yoo and wif da majik of da bridg, ders no hurts heer! Ebrycat get to run and pway lik dey is kitten agains!
-Jiggy
I sees pyzzah, I smell pyzzah, I no gets pyzzah! How meowmy say no to dis fayce?!
Hi fren Duncan (u/Different-Dance-7537)! I gotses da mappy reddy fur da field trip tomorrow! I no mark da prints and hearts yet, cause mebbe uz frens lyk difrnt pwaces!
We also need to lük fur da Robin Hood twee! It camed ober da bridg, but I no kno where it iz! Mebbe we find on da way to cloud mountain!
-Jiggy
We wuz jus enjoyin uz nip toys… neow wez heering tings lyk “cal da polyce”, and “jayle”! We didn’t do nuffin!
-Iggy and Miss Twiggy
Welcom fren Boatsie (u/waselectricbar)! Ebryone is comins to da pawtee to see yoo and show yoo round OTRB!
-Jiggy
Welcom fren Baby! (u/forestwaterg59) Iz nyce to hab a hamster heer to play! All uz frens heer is nyce and lubbin, and we are heers fur yoo!
-Jiggy da Piggy
Ok frens! Iz tyme! Who wantses to sing uz a song, tell a joke, or recite a poem?!
Come one, come all, to OPEN MIC NIGHT!
Fanks to fren Moose fur da ideya!
-Jiggy
We iz all heer to welcom yoo fren Jodster (u/Loca_Bear_737)! Mr Coco Nuts is heer to introduce yoo to ebryone! We iz all frens heer!
-Jiggy
Hi frens! Da pawtee dis Wheek is gunna be Moose’s idee: OPEN MIC NITE! Does yoo lub to sing? Tell jokes or stories? Well dis da Pawtee fur yoo! I takins sign ups nao or yooz can sign up at da Pawtee! Hopefullee Princesses Grace and Ellie will hab der bar goins fur drinks too!
-Jiggy
Welcom fren Gatinho Leo! (u/ailathan) I kno yoo had lotsa hoomans who lub yoo on da odder side ob da bridg, and i purrmise yoo dat der are lotsa frens heer who will lub yoo too!
-Jiggy
Can yoo find Jiggy da Piggy?
I hope to see all uz frens start der own posts wif der hidey photos! Yoo can hide in photos or mebbe yoo liked to hidey befor OTRB and ders photo proof on yooz skills! Also check r/thereisnocat fur inspurration!
Welcom fren Bonnie! I kno Astra da Bard (u/Shazzley) wrotes yoo a bootiful poem and she misses yoo lots! Enjoy yooz pawtee and have som fun wif uz OTRB!
-Jiggy
(Astra's post: https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/comments/1u6pxl7/a\_pome\_for\_mine\_couzzin\_bonnie/)
Hi frens!
Aftur all uz fun wif da dinos las week, I fink we shoold hab a game pawtee! Lez play Hide an Seek! We can hides all ober OTRB and go on quests to find uz frens!
Fur exmapple, can yoo findz me in dis pictur? I doins a hide in Purris!
See yoo on Furrsday!
-Jiggy da Piggy
I cames up heer to get betta view to find my frens, but now I really hi up and no kno how to gets down! I need rescue!
-Jiggy da “I prowmis I not scawed ob hights but would like to get down” Piggy
MAJOR UPDAYTE:
SAM DA SNUGGLY DID A RESCUE OB ME! I IZ SAFE AGAINS!!