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Hilo frens. Wes gibin are vobel churds a rest toodai. Wes doin a magik trick. I is going to make Mr Coco Nuts disopeer and den oppeer agains. Here we go frens!

Mr Coco Nuts is going to step in de box and Isay de magik werds. Disopeero totalo! Himbs disappear, see all day left is himbs cloak and hat. Now I say moar Magik werds. Apeero Exacto!

Now I open de door an Mr ...uh okie dokie deres some doves holding a ribbon flying out de box. Dat's purrty cool. Gib de doves apaws. I just look in de box. Me Coco Nuts is you in dere? Hello, can you hears me? Has anyone seed Mr Coco Nut?

Meowmy say she can see de thought wheels spinning in my head. I never sees them. Can yus see em?

I was thinking bout feets an peets. Hoomans got feets but one feets is a foot. Wes got peets. So is one peets a poot? And if a poot is one peets can it also be a fart? Meowmy says poots are farts. I need a nap dis thinking hurting my head.

Shadow

Fank yu for de awards

Hilo frens, guess wat? Today was bring yur Goldie to werk day! Dats wat Meowmy say. Silver usually goes werk with Meowmy butt herms grumpy all day and hog de nu box we gots yesterday. Yesterday wes was all in de box together and Meowmy went cray cray. Herms could no find us. Go Hidey Box Crimez!! Anycat, Silver go in de box after breakfast a cause Meowmy tells herms no second breakfast and den Shadow go in box a cause him get no second breakfast either. I eatted my second breakfast and den try to get in de box. Silver hiss and bapbapbap on my head. I was so confused so Meowmy pick me up and take me to werk. I get to sit in herms helper chair and I get to bap de pens off de desk and make mess wif de papers. Meowmy not enjoy the game herms play putting papers back in order. Butt I had tons of fun. I hope Silver is grumpy again tomorrow so I can go to werk!

Is a smol wurl afta all

Is a smol wurl afta all

Is a smol smol wurl

Wes has so much fun on dis smol wurl ride. It's gud for smols and scaredy cats like Silver. Where is udder frens?? Wat ride yu recommend?

Silver, Floofie, Shadow, Goldie , Mr Coco Nuts n Mr Coco Nuts (AI seems to like to have all the seats full so Mr Coco Nuts is there twice😆)

Wes riding are first rolla coasta wif Applejack and Baby T. Dis so much fun. Hole on ebryone, West going round an udder corner. Next wes going to try de cinnonamyn breads. Wes smell it on de way to dis ride. Whhhhheeeeeeee!

Where is de rest ob frens? Wes will yus soon!

Goldie, Shadow, Floofie, Mr Coco Nuts n Silver

Are Meowmy not seed de moobie toosday announcement so wes a bit late.

(Pitcher 1) Dis are meowmy lake House and wes cattos all use it for bacashun. Dis be de year 2019. I, Shadow at de lake House and I just check de mailbocks. Dis so strange de letter is from some cat named Lotta Bit and herms say herms at the lake house right meow butt de date on herms letter say 2026. How's can dat be? I is here alone. Herms seem to kno meowmy and has key to house too. Maybe wes can plan a bacashun together. Wes should meet on Febury 31, 2027. Dat seem like gud Idea!

(Pitcher 2) Hilo, I is Lotta Bit and I is at de fud ladee lake house. Fur monfs I been exchanging letters with Shadow. Wes always at the lake house at the same time but different year. Shadow is catto from the past. Wes supposed to meet today Febry 31, 2027 but hims no here. I no get it. I get this letter wif today date and him say he here but I kno see him. Is him in different dimenshun. I sad. Maybe we try again next year.

Hilo frens. Wes hab our brofur, Shadow, and sisters Silver and Goldie here with us. Wes took dem on a tour today. Wes ate spicy chicken sammich named after Goldie and we drank pretty and tasted drinks at de bar.

Now wes having fun trying to catch de butterflies in de meadow. Come join us, is a ton of funfunfun. Lookie dere a butterfly catched Floofie!

Mr Coco Nuts an Floofie

Wes was imspired by are Meowmy's feber dream when we come up wif character for dis show. Herms dream was scary dis much better. For our theme song, Wes not borrow dis from any hooman show 😹.

Fishies baking in de kitchem,

Toe beans don't burn on de ground.

Took a whole lotta Meowmy tryin'

Just to get us up on de porch.

Now we're up in the big leagues

Gettin' our turn at de air bocks.

As long as we live, it's yu and me baby

Dere ain't nothin wrong wif dat.

Well we're movin' on in

To de east side

Ob a deluxe apartment insiiiiiiiiiidddddde.

On dis episoda ob De Mashables wes meet de members of de fambly. Magine if dem all exist in same deck ade.

ALF Shadow: Yus getting eepy. Yus no longer a cat, yus a...

JJ Silver: I is a wat?

ALF Shadow: Yus a hooman

JJ Silver: Dyn-o-mite!! I say Dyn-o-mite not Dyn-o-saur.

Goldie Sinclair: I de baby, gotta luv me!

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Eggsactamundo!

Lil Bit Samantha: All I want is de norman life ob a norman house cat.

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Norman house cat? Yus in de rong show chick!

Shadow, Silver and Goldie use da golden pickle to join us whiles we camping out under da stars. Wes hab snackies. Meowmy packed us some poppiecorns kernols wiff extra butter to pop on da fire. Herms also put s'mores stuff an peanut butter. An we also got sausages to roast on de fire. Wes can't wait to sit round da fire and hear storees.

Dis are nu fren Chloe in pitcher 1. Herms joined the backyardigans an Meowmy finally get herms pitcher. Meowmy says herms malnerish or sumfing like dat. We not kno wat dat means butt herms really skinny an eepy. Meowmy say herms can stay on de porch so wes make shore herms eating and drink de waters. De pokey man say herms going to be okie dokie pokie soon but herms no can do spay until herms betterer. Wes luv herms and wants Meowmy to keep herms butt Meowmy say it temperairy, jus a bacation. De second picture is Lotta Bit. Herms not nu butt herms want herms pitcher taken. Herms growing up big and strong. Wes want Meowmy to keep herms too.

Queen of Goldie Hearts : Is not have all day..I is bery portant Queen. Where is Alice?

Mad Shadow Hatter: Herms late, herms late, herms late for bery important date...

Silver Cheshire Cat: Herms prolly fall down da wrong rabbit hole...herms a dum dum hooman

Fank yu to are fren u/IvyCeltress for suggest an eggie dish named after Hoku. Dis eggie dish is in honor ob boff Hoku and Nalu. Dis dish name Hamsum Sunnavgunn Eggies and bestest part...is umnium free. Dats one heck ob a hamsum eggie dish!

Here's we are on de protest route. Frens please stop by and get some eggies snack. #Eggies4Hoku. Wes stand in Solid airy tea. United we stand for eating eggies and NO umniums ever again!!!

Wes forgotted to team up wiff a friend to make de float. Wes sowwie but dere plenty on room on de float if any fren want to join us.

Mr Coco Nut and Floofie

Hilo frens and welcome to Meet de Princesses.

First pitcher is Goldie Tiana. I is holding a plate of mai famous begninet, bennits....beignets (fank yu Meowmy). Across de street is mai cafe dat I run with mai hubbant Prince Naveen. Yep a little girl from de Louisiana swamp bagged herm a prince. He not in de picture a cause he serving food in de cafe. I picked Tiana a cause I like froggies. I only goes outside if I see froggies in de yard. I hophophop behinds dem and bopbopbop dem. I bopbopbop one into de House de udder day. Meowmy no like that. De froggie do a hide an Meowmy my no find hims until de next day. Oopsies!

Second picture is Raya Silver. I is warrior princess on a mission to find de pieces on a dragon gem. I needs dis gem a cause Meowmy turn to stone and I needs herms to turn back an open de can of gravy fuds. Dis gem is broken into a lots of pieces and I needs help from de water dragon. Dis frenly cute dragon no scary dragon. A boy broked my heart and tricked me but I no needs a boy. I is smort girl, warrior princess.

Tree is Mulan Shadow. I is really girl (not really) but I dress like boy so I can do warrior training. I fool de udder mens and pass de training. Butt eventually de find out I is girl. Is okay I kicked major butts an so I no needs to pretend to be a boy anymore. I bringed honor to my people's and I had a dragon fren and a cricket fren. Dey help me when I do my training. Also, I is really a boy but I reminded Meowmy not to leave me out a cause last week Goldie got to be a boy. I no mind a skirt...it's very breezy on my bort. Plus I got dis cool shield.

Hilo frens. Wes no hab a moobie dis week a cause Meowmy doing a bandonment of us. Herms going to de hooman pokey place for a few furrevers. Butt herms did have time for a photo shoot.

Goldie get mad and ask Meowmy why Shadow always de main character in de moobies. Meowmy say hims not always the main one. Hims only main one wen de lead is male. Herms remind Goldie dat Shadow was not in Wicked moobie. Butt Goldie pout and say no fair so Meowmy say dey share de role and be 007 and a half ( a cause herms short) Tee hee hee. I gets to be Silver Kitty Galore. Is not like to be all girly like Goldie but dis really nice dress and I has neber had a betterer hair day. Also, dis Meowtini is yumyumyum. Plus wes got Meowmys cred card and wes at de casino. Shhh no tell herms. She no need it at de pokey place anyway. Wes can no wait until herms get back so wes can see fren moobies!!

Hilo frens and Happee Wemsday!!! Welcome to da Fren Spa Day. Wes going to take yu for tour of de Spa. On de floor on left an right of de room is koi ponds. Koi are fren not fud. For fud please see the buffet table next to Goldie. On de table, the fountain with blu lite is cool an refreshing water. De udder one is a Churu fountain. Wes not sure why Meowmy put out plates and silberware but dey is here too. Wes hab rohissorie chimkin, sammon bites and mixed seafood platter. Dere is also gravies. Deres more food and Meowmy will refresh when it get low so eat as much as yu want.

On de right wall over by de koi pond is de relax rooms built into the wall. If yus get ober stimalated or want to take a nap, you can use dat area dere. We also have plenty ob chairs on the right to relax. De choice is yurs.

We have stations behind buffet for mani-pedi. Dere is all kind ob cromchies available at dis station if yus get hungry and waiting for claws and paws to dry. At de back ob de room is massage tables. Wes also has de mud baffs back dere. On de left is mud baff jacuzzi and on de right is still mud. When yus done with mud baff one ob de hooman staff will take yus outside to be rinsed off. We have plenty of human sebants available as well so make sure to ask dem for chilled churu eye mask and facial masks. No be scared by the view in de windows. We no live in the wild. Meowmy cover de windows wiff dese privacy prints. So come one, come all and relax wiff us.

Goldie, Silver and Shadow

Hilo frens an Welcome to dis week adbenture of BatShadow and Gang. Dere's a lot here so make sure you scroll frew for da hole story. Wes hope to see yu all on Wemsday for Fren Spa Day!!

Hilo fren. Wes was out at a spa today. Wes was helping Applejack to feel betterer and it werked. So Wes was finking wes should host a special spa day for all frens dis Wemsday. Wes all werk so hard creating de best moobies eber made ebry week. Wes also do are Crimez and keep are hoomans in one piece or mop dem up and hang dry em. Wes always have so much to do. Wes all deserve a spa day so wes having spa pawtee on de porch. Wes gonna have massages, mani-pedi and mud baffs for any frens dat like to roll in de mud. Wes also going to have lots of fud and treats. Wes only ask dat you come in yur favorite robe and slippers. Wes can't wait to see you all on Wemsday.

Shadow, Silver an Goldie