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Wes was imspired by are Meowmy's feber dream when we come up wif character for dis show. Herms dream was scary dis much better. For our theme song, Wes not borrow dis from any hooman show 😹.

Fishies baking in de kitchem,

Toe beans don't burn on de ground.

Took a whole lotta Meowmy tryin'

Just to get us up on de porch.

Now we're up in the big leagues

Gettin' our turn at de air bocks.

As long as we live, it's yu and me baby

Dere ain't nothin wrong wif dat.

Well we're movin' on in

To de east side

Ob a deluxe apartment insiiiiiiiiiidddddde.

On dis episoda ob De Mashables wes meet de members of de fambly. Magine if dem all exist in same deck ade.

ALF Shadow: Yus getting eepy. Yus no longer a cat, yus a...

JJ Silver: I is a wat?

ALF Shadow: Yus a hooman

JJ Silver: Dyn-o-mite!! I say Dyn-o-mite not Dyn-o-saur.

Goldie Sinclair: I de baby, gotta luv me!

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Eggsactamundo!

Lil Bit Samantha: All I want is de norman life ob a norman house cat.

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Norman house cat? Yus in de rong show chick!

Shadow, Silver and Goldie use da golden pickle to join us whiles we camping out under da stars. Wes hab snackies. Meowmy packed us some poppiecorns kernols wiff extra butter to pop on da fire. Herms also put s'mores stuff an peanut butter. An we also got sausages to roast on de fire. Wes can't wait to sit round da fire and hear storees.

Dis are nu fren Chloe in pitcher 1. Herms joined the backyardigans an Meowmy finally get herms pitcher. Meowmy says herms malnerish or sumfing like dat. We not kno wat dat means butt herms really skinny an eepy. Meowmy say herms can stay on de porch so wes make shore herms eating and drink de waters. De pokey man say herms going to be okie dokie pokie soon but herms no can do spay until herms betterer. Wes luv herms and wants Meowmy to keep herms butt Meowmy say it temperairy, jus a bacation. De second picture is Lotta Bit. Herms not nu butt herms want herms pitcher taken. Herms growing up big and strong. Wes want Meowmy to keep herms too.

Queen of Goldie Hearts : Is not have all day..I is bery portant Queen. Where is Alice?

Mad Shadow Hatter: Herms late, herms late, herms late for bery important date...

Silver Cheshire Cat: Herms prolly fall down da wrong rabbit hole...herms a dum dum hooman

Fank yu to are fren u/IvyCeltress for suggest an eggie dish named after Hoku. Dis eggie dish is in honor ob boff Hoku and Nalu. Dis dish name Hamsum Sunnavgunn Eggies and bestest part...is umnium free. Dats one heck ob a hamsum eggie dish!

Here's we are on de protest route. Frens please stop by and get some eggies snack. #Eggies4Hoku. Wes stand in Solid airy tea. United we stand for eating eggies and NO umniums ever again!!!

Wes forgotted to team up wiff a friend to make de float. Wes sowwie but dere plenty on room on de float if any fren want to join us.

Mr Coco Nut and Floofie

Hilo frens and welcome to Meet de Princesses.

First pitcher is Goldie Tiana. I is holding a plate of mai famous begninet, bennits....beignets (fank yu Meowmy). Across de street is mai cafe dat I run with mai hubbant Prince Naveen. Yep a little girl from de Louisiana swamp bagged herm a prince. He not in de picture a cause he serving food in de cafe. I picked Tiana a cause I like froggies. I only goes outside if I see froggies in de yard. I hophophop behinds dem and bopbopbop dem. I bopbopbop one into de House de udder day. Meowmy no like that. De froggie do a hide an Meowmy my no find hims until de next day. Oopsies!

Second picture is Raya Silver. I is warrior princess on a mission to find de pieces on a dragon gem. I needs dis gem a cause Meowmy turn to stone and I needs herms to turn back an open de can of gravy fuds. Dis gem is broken into a lots of pieces and I needs help from de water dragon. Dis frenly cute dragon no scary dragon. A boy broked my heart and tricked me but I no needs a boy. I is smort girl, warrior princess.

Tree is Mulan Shadow. I is really girl (not really) but I dress like boy so I can do warrior training. I fool de udder mens and pass de training. Butt eventually de find out I is girl. Is okay I kicked major butts an so I no needs to pretend to be a boy anymore. I bringed honor to my people's and I had a dragon fren and a cricket fren. Dey help me when I do my training. Also, I is really a boy but I reminded Meowmy not to leave me out a cause last week Goldie got to be a boy. I no mind a skirt...it's very breezy on my bort. Plus I got dis cool shield.

Hilo frens. Wes no hab a moobie dis week a cause Meowmy doing a bandonment of us. Herms going to de hooman pokey place for a few furrevers. Butt herms did have time for a photo shoot.

Goldie get mad and ask Meowmy why Shadow always de main character in de moobies. Meowmy say hims not always the main one. Hims only main one wen de lead is male. Herms remind Goldie dat Shadow was not in Wicked moobie. Butt Goldie pout and say no fair so Meowmy say dey share de role and be 007 and a half ( a cause herms short) Tee hee hee. I gets to be Silver Kitty Galore. Is not like to be all girly like Goldie but dis really nice dress and I has neber had a betterer hair day. Also, dis Meowtini is yumyumyum. Plus wes got Meowmys cred card and wes at de casino. Shhh no tell herms. She no need it at de pokey place anyway. Wes can no wait until herms get back so wes can see fren moobies!!

Hilo frens and Happee Wemsday!!! Welcome to da Fren Spa Day. Wes going to take yu for tour of de Spa. On de floor on left an right of de room is koi ponds. Koi are fren not fud. For fud please see the buffet table next to Goldie. On de table, the fountain with blu lite is cool an refreshing water. De udder one is a Churu fountain. Wes not sure why Meowmy put out plates and silberware but dey is here too. Wes hab rohissorie chimkin, sammon bites and mixed seafood platter. Dere is also gravies. Deres more food and Meowmy will refresh when it get low so eat as much as yu want.

On de right wall over by de koi pond is de relax rooms built into the wall. If yus get ober stimalated or want to take a nap, you can use dat area dere. We also have plenty ob chairs on the right to relax. De choice is yurs.

We have stations behind buffet for mani-pedi. Dere is all kind ob cromchies available at dis station if yus get hungry and waiting for claws and paws to dry. At de back ob de room is massage tables. Wes also has de mud baffs back dere. On de left is mud baff jacuzzi and on de right is still mud. When yus done with mud baff one ob de hooman staff will take yus outside to be rinsed off. We have plenty of human sebants available as well so make sure to ask dem for chilled churu eye mask and facial masks. No be scared by the view in de windows. We no live in the wild. Meowmy cover de windows wiff dese privacy prints. So come one, come all and relax wiff us.

Goldie, Silver and Shadow

Hilo frens an Welcome to dis week adbenture of BatShadow and Gang. Dere's a lot here so make sure you scroll frew for da hole story. Wes hope to see yu all on Wemsday for Fren Spa Day!!

Hilo fren. Wes was out at a spa today. Wes was helping Applejack to feel betterer and it werked. So Wes was finking wes should host a special spa day for all frens dis Wemsday. Wes all werk so hard creating de best moobies eber made ebry week. Wes also do are Crimez and keep are hoomans in one piece or mop dem up and hang dry em. Wes always have so much to do. Wes all deserve a spa day so wes having spa pawtee on de porch. Wes gonna have massages, mani-pedi and mud baffs for any frens dat like to roll in de mud. Wes also going to have lots of fud and treats. Wes only ask dat you come in yur favorite robe and slippers. Wes can't wait to see you all on Wemsday.

Shadow, Silver an Goldie

Wes invite fren Applejack to spa day wiff us. Wes hope dis do a halp to cheer herms up.

Meowmy no like scary moobies an Silver get scare easy so we no watch de shark moobie.

Butt wen wes wake up for breakfast, we sees dese tickets and did note from Meowmy. Wes really sad a cause wes no understand why Meowmy go to office if herms office is at home now. Butt wes tooked the tickets and off we go.

Wes get to the place and put on wet suits and sign de waver and next ting yu kno wes sitting on de bottom of de ocean with these breaving tings dat make a lot of bubbles. Dats wen Shadow decide he haff a queshun. Shadow ask how wes feed de shark an we haff no shark fud a cause dere no sharks here. Dats prolly why wes has no shark fud. Meowmy need herms money back. So we wes looking for de shark fud and den dis cage scoop us up.

Oh are cod. Why is wes in dis cage? Dere was no cage in de waver. Not for us. It say cage for shark so wes stay safe. As you see in pitcher tree wes no feel safe. Goldie is holding on to de bars trying to see if herms can break free. Shadow is practically crawling up my mai back and I, Silver is praying. I say dear cod protect us and I promise to no bitebitebite Meowmy fingers while herms eeping. Amen.

Wes was so scared about de cage we no look behind us until pitcher 5. Goldie screaming SHARK. Deres a shark in de cage wiff us...oh no when dis shark get dere? Shadow digging hims claws in my back but I too scared to tell him. I just keep praying. Wait, wat in de wurl, wes moving. Why is we moving? HALP!!! Wes want are Meowmy!!!!!!

De cage come out de water an dump us wiff de shark on the boat deck. Wes turn around and see sumfing crawling out de shark. Wat in de wat?!? Dat not a somefing dat's are Meowmy. Dat shark swallow herms whole and herms gib de shark upsett tummy so de shark no eat us. Wile Meowmy take a shower. Wes get on are robes to warm up and eat churu snack. Dat was an awesome Venture. Meowmy tried to trick us but herms got eatted so trick on herms. But wes all safe now!

Goldie: Whatchu guys doing over dere?

Silver: Wes practicing are scenes for de moobie. Whatchu doing?

Goldie: I learned my line. Yus wanna hear it.

Shadow: Umm wat lines...err I mean yes let's hear dis.

Goldie: Fishes are fren not fud!!

Shadow: Tee hee hee yu tell herms Silver.

Silver: I'm ded member you bitted me.Tee hee hee.

Goldie: Wat's so funny over dere?

Shadow: Dat's great line Goldie butt it's wrong moobie. Tee hee hee.

Wes hoping all are frens are stay cool and hydrated. Happee Foorth of Jooleye!!!! 🎊🎊

Frens welcome to an udder episode of Meow Night Live. Tonight, meow Silver Marion is yur host. Wes has Robin Shadow Hood and Friar Goldie Tuck as are special guess. Tonight wes going to discuss de apple and arrow scandal from Moobie Toosday.

Silver Marion: Welcome Robin Shadow Hood to de show. Wes all want to kno why oh why yu wants to put two arrows in one apple?

Robin Shadow Hood: Well I needed to practiss but wes only had one apple.

Silver Marion: So in all of Sherwood forest dere only one apple.

Robin Shadow Hood: I only sawed one.

Silver Marion: Well frens now we kno. Let's speak wiff are next guest. Welcome Friar Goldie Tuck to de show. The audience wants to know was yu really scared or just bery gud at acting scared ?

Friar Goldie Tuck: Meow was turrified. Robin Shadow Hood no use hims bow for like 2 furrevers. Plus as yu saw in de moobie, hims had de arrow point at mai FACE. Hims was too close an arrow was too low. De first arrow no problems. De second arrow neber happened afta 6 takes. Meow lost some furrs off top of mai head, almost lost an eye and eer. I fainted twice.

Silver Marion: Oh Mai Cod. Dat sounds turrible. How are yu feeling now?

Friar Goldie Tuck: Honestly meow fell better after eatted de apple. De poor apple was suffering from dat one arrow. It was delicious. Bery tasty. Mai role was brief a cause I refoosed to go back on set wiff dat maniac.

Silver Marion: Welp frens dere yu hab it. De troof behind de apple and the arrow scandal. Stay safe and stay cool out dere frens. Until next time...

First pitcher is our moobie poster. Wes going to add it to the moobie poster wall. Second pitcher is robin hood wanted poster..whoa look at dat reward. Deys going to empty out de ocean. So here's we are in pitcher tree Robin Shadow Hood, Maid Silver Marion and Friar Goldie Tuck. Wes talking about de reward on de wanted poster. Robin Hood says hims need archery practice and want to put an apple on are head. Maid Marion ran as fast as herms could. In pitcher four, Poor Friar Tuck. Um...Robin Hood yus need to back up and point dat arrow a lil bit higher. Friar Goldie Tuck says hims prayers. Robin already get one arrow in de apple. In pitcher five hims wants to put an udder arrow in de same apple. Friar Goldie Tuck looks like hims gonna faint. In pitcher six Robin Hood sealed dose Churu from dat mansion an runned to Sherwood Forest to gibe de Churu to de poor hungry kittens. In de last pitcher Maid Marion come back a cause it safe and she worried robin Hood might talk a kitten into putting an apple on hims head. Wes happy to say dat only de apple was hurted in de making ob dis moobie. Afta being shot wiff de arrow, Friar Goldie Tuck eatted de Apple to put it out its missery.

Wes didn't get to do a whole moobie butt we got da part bout how wes become agents as Catses in Black short moobie done. Wes was really happy to have boff Mr Coco Nut and Floofaloofasaurus Jodster in dis film. Wes like to dedicate dis short movie to a short dude who spent a short time in the backyardigans wiff us.

In pitcher 1 is are first day at de lab. Wes was getting are werk badges so wes can have access to all de cool rooms. In pitcher 2 wes doing training in de endurance obstacle course test. Wes get to run in de mud to prove wes tuff enuff fur de job. Wes failed the second part of de test when Mr Coco Nuts nock de bouncy ball off de pedestal in pitcher 3. Dat crazy ball attac us. Wes almost no get out de way in pitcher 4. After we catched de ball and putted it back, we used are badge to get in de weapons room in pitcher 5.

Wash out werld wes ready to fight some aliems in pitcher 6 but first we'd need to be briefed on de mission at hand. Wes getting all de briefs we need on Edgar de bug in pitcher 7. After we got de briefs we join our team of Catses in Black. Pitcher 8 is all us dancing to celebrate are graduashun to be Agents. In pitcher 9 we hits de street to find dat cockieroach bug. Can you see it in de pitcher?? Help us finds dat alien bug. Fank you to all are friends who added dere pitcher to join are team an are short moobie!

Uncle Neighbor found lil Jodster this afternoon. We don't know what happened or when it happened but we certainly do miss him and all his bravery as he discovered new things in this crazy world all around him. I'm sure he find Mr Coco Nuts and all of our frens otrb. I know you all will look out for him and take really good care of him until we can reunite with him again. Shine on lil dude we luv you!!