Frens, I had da weeredes dreem eva. I was doing an nap an mine timfoil hat slip off. Den I was dreeming dat Luna an me was flying out da window into da sky. We had an fun vacation, somefing was weerd about it. Now dat I wake up it feels, da nap was elebenty billion furebers long. Da supa weerd fing is: Luna meow, dat she had da same dreem.
Did we miss anyfing here?
Francis, master of naps
Hello fellow kittehs, Iz me, Francis. I iz normal kitteh. So iz Luna. Accusashin, dat Luna was acting weird were wrong. Hermz sing da song of ours people (kitteh).
Aliumz don't exist. Take off da tinfoil hats an open your mind to fresh thoughts. Tinfoil hat iz bad for yu. Take dem off now. Faraday cage hat is bad for yu. Take it off now.
Thanks for yuz atrenshin,
Francis, Kitteh not Alium
I iz doing a save wif da hat. But i iz doing a big concern about Luna, hermz seem different dan usall. What do I do? I iz a bit scared. Don't tell hermz I asked.
Francis, master of naps.
Frens, mine hooman is soo Dumdum. I likes da lap time when dey is sitting at da litebocks table. When I get on da lap i usually follow dese steps:
1.sit on da table firs, den put one paw on da lap for two furebers. I put all mine weight on dat paw, to test the stability of da lap. Da hooman is not allowed to move in that time. When i has maded sure, the lap is save to step on, the nex step is
But sometimes da hooman will do an complain, when i put all da weight on one paw. Dey will say iz too heavy. Eckskuse me? I iz lorge stronk gentlecatto. I iz heavy, but not too heavy. An den sometime de outrayyge happen: Dey gib me an PUSH, so i walk on the lap wifout kompleting step 1 an 2. I still get onna lap an cuddle, but it iz different when not doing it rite. Picshers is me doing an skrem for justhiss.
What are mine legal opshins on dat matta?
Francis, fren of snakk an master of naps