Ai wazzint shur. But da shelter place waz berry scarey and loud, so Ai decide to take chance on da lady who came to meet me an say she want me! Ai am glad Ai did. She may be dumdum, but mai life iz good now.
Hi frens, iz Théo the Mighty Bitey. Mine Mama waz gone ALL DAY at da hooman pokey place, soz Ai have had to do a worry about herz so Ai not haf a moobie fur today. Ai shud soo. (Mama: I was at the dentist, I’m fine. I was gone maybe 4 hours. Someone is dramatic.)
AHEM! Ai wanted to do sumfing. So dis iz kinda MASH-y. Der iz me, Hawkeye (You are HotLips Houlihan if you’re anybody, pal) and fren Brutus gibes “Radar vibes” according to Mama. Also here iz Lil Blue, who we not fur sure is doggo or bunny but iz Mama’s stuffy dat she sleeps wif. Ai tink dat makes HER haf Radar vibes, but she not be in my pikshure. Dere iz also signpost.
Az fur what iz PAWS, Ai couldn’t tink ob a clever phrase to match da acronym yooz imajanayshun iz da limit!
Olivia AKA Livers and Onions AKA Baby Trash Panda is a thief, a terrorist and a gang leader. Seen here with purloined chicken tendies and fellow hooligan, Toast E. Cat. Please roast this reprobate.
She do a spy on me an den halfway frew she start doing a narrate like she on da big lite bocks!
Frens, Ai tink she not rite. Shud Ai do a worry, or iz dis just more hooman dums Ai haf to put up wif and how many treatos shud Ai get?
Dis waz gud idea! I roast ham and appples and lettuce and carrots and HAM! Come join me at my campfire and tell storeez and look at da stars! Maybe Ai shud carry fren Jiggy? Him muss get tired bisiting everbuddy’s fire, him haf littul feetses? At least he eat an keep up his strenf!
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I don’t know, I’m in a Théo video mood today, I guess? But he is very adorable and I love him so much! 😍
Mine mama sayz dis to me! Juss like NikoMeowmy! Why? Iz it juss da dums or iz der sum weerd hooman conspirasee apaw!? Will she start trying to do me a starb too?
Dis waz berry fun! While dere iz no frens acting in dis one, Ai muss still do grateful mentions ob fren Applejack and da so berry byootiful Toffee! Ai hope all ob yoo enjoy mai controo…kuntra…mai moobie dis week!
Make shur yoo tap da pikshur so yoo can see da whole ting!
Ai hope our frens on da odder side are doing dere bess to stay cool!
So I like to play my little color-by-numbers game to relax. Only you all will realize why I laughed so hard at this one!
Hi frens! Finally, Ai, Théo the Mighty Bitey, and Toffee the Gud Gurl Doggo ( u/PrettyView3572 ) went on our date! It waz wunnerful but also sooprizing!
Furst, becuz our fren Hoku is, erm, indisposed, we couldn’t take Hoku Airlimes to Castle ICBCG. (Fur frens who didn’t kno we had a castle, haf yooz hooman google Castle Peñiscola in Spain). But our frens on da Grompy Shark ferry Miss Toffee dere, where I wait nerbously!
Sekond, we haf our picknic date out on da castle field. Becuz we in Spain 🇪🇸 we haf paella! No worries, it be doggo safe reseepee! Waz moast delishus!
Furrd, we do a sunbaff on da castle top! We boff love diss! Elebenty billyun times betterer den nasty water and soap baff!
Den, we do an eggplore ob da castle and Toffee find a passage Ai not kno about! She haz da best and prettiest noze! Dere waz somefing berry susspishus in dere. We follow to a secret room and find…
Look at da lass pikshur! We iz boff shocked! Wat duz dis mean!? Someone hiding eggs! In da bowelz ob Castle ICBGC izself? Iz dis connected to odder berry strange tingz going on? Who can be behind dis? Ai tink dere might be a cloo here…
Anywayz, dis waz DA BESS DATE EBER!! Toffee iz da smartest, brabest and prettiest gud gurl Ai eber did meet! 😻
Hello frens. Iz Théo the Mighty Bitey and mine dumdum mama iz trying mai considerrabul payshuntz! And dis after Ai take such good care ob herz while she be attac by My Grayn!
Furst, she do an abandon. Ai tink dis maybe okay because she bring me new toy. Dey name iz Drama Llama. Boff me an fren Brutus like.
But den! Frens, Ai take Drama Llama to mai Berry Speshul Stuffie Spot to meet new frens like Mr. Bear and Purple Duck. But Mama do a spy!
ROOD! Ai heer yoo say! Dat’s rite! How iz Drama Llama sposed to feel safe and at home if dumdum mama don’t eben haf sense enuff to leev dem alone! She kno she not allowed dere! Ai haf to do a guard and say GO AWAY MAMA!
Dis lady, I don’t eben kno.
This was a video I made years ago for my parents, who were on vacation…I forget where, but someplace warmer! I thought a snowy vid right now would be nice (extreme heat advisory 🥵,) but I slammed right into bittersweet. Both Sam and little Chewie are ortb, of course, but both of my parents are gone now too.
But I still want to share! Sam was having fun and love shouldn’t be forgotten, even if it makes me a little sad.
Ai cannot stop doing a think on da smartest, sweetest, prettiest Good Gurl Doggo in da whole world! Here, we can do a lie in da sun, den an eggsplor ob da castle, den a sniff of da greenery an den moor lie in da sun! What doo yoo say?
I can’t draw, but sometimes I do anyway. I drew Sam and Jiggy today and I thought it would make u/IntrovertedGiraffe smile. Just like Jiggy makes The 🌈 Bridge a wonderful place for all the frens, that’s what you do for this sub! Please don’t ever think you are not appreciated!
(I didn’t mean to make Jiggy look cranky! But it made me giggle. I assume he’s thinking really hard about the next pawtee!)
Frens Primrose an Lil Tortie an Ellis an Bird an Mr. Cat already heer! Lil Tortie Girl gibing me, Sam the Snuggler, da ear rubs!
Damn the shelter and their “lab mix” LIES!
Okay, not really. I love my walking ball of fluff. But good lord, my poor vacuum.