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Alternative post title: Théo Is A Unofficial Therapy Dog and I’m Making It the ICBGC’s Problem.

So I’ve mentioned I’m having a rough time, mental-health wise. I spent the day on the couch. I didn’t have the wherewithal to do anything else. But these goofballs made me laugh.

Can I ask the frens to comment with goofy/happy pics or videos? I may not personally reply, but I promise I will love every one and Théo will appreciate the help and support in his new job!

Mama haz da brain greebles. She do a deepress. But Fren Brutus and Ai do a halp and also do crimez at da same time! Mama can’t move! Ha!

Dis a tribute to eggsalad hooman Miss Dolly and also a serenade ob mai byootiful girlfren, Alexis the pit! ❤️

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Dis iz Théo repawting furom da Meowtana!

Dere has been SO MANY SKWATERS! An UNEGGSEPTIBUL amount!

All day long and all last sleep time! An probably all next sleep time too! Dis iz upsetting to dis repawter. Ai haf many tings to do in da bakyard but Ai hate da waters falling on me! No one suffers like Ai suffer!

Ai inclood image ob me wif mai emoshinull supper pikkul. Mine mama has been laffing fur sum reezon, so Ai need it eben moar!

I haven’t done a Sam vid in a while!

So, frens. Yoo kno Drama Llama? Ai got a littul eggsited an aynkshus playing wif dem during Da Big Abandon. But Mama notice and do a Sir Jerry. Which iz gud becuz Ai love dem. AN she pawmiss REEL CHIMKIN DINNER tonite! So maybe Ai do a furgib ob herm? Ai do a big tink about dis.

Ai dunno, frens. What do yoo tink?

PUPDATE: Ai GOTS DA CHIMKIN DINNER! Ai will put proof in da comments!

So the lake vacation was great! A wonderful end to summer. Théo was happy to see me and the dogsitter gave a glowing report. I expect he’ll report his grievances tomorrow, (I may have petted other dogs while I was gone 👀) but right now he’s had dinner and extra treats and seems content.

But when I got back, White Rino was…standing guard? Laying in wait? About to charge? I got a very “you shall not pass!” vibe. What can this mean? Is it a warning? 🤣🤣🤣

Took these this morning before I did a Cruel Abandon. I’m on the road to my weekend vacay by the lake. I can’t believe I won’t see him until Monday night!

I don’t know why I’m posting this, except I wanted to whine to humans who will understand (and frens who will encourage Théo to sue - if I’m lucky) and I don’t know if I’ll have cell service at the lake. Now I will drown my sorrows with McDonalds.

Da smols are bery sweet and gib gud ear rubs when dey not chasing da butterflyz, but anyone who wants to snuggle shud come ober! Ai, Sam the Snuggler, would lub it!

Who’s the best most handsome boy?

Hello frens! Byootiful Toffee (u/PrettyView3572) and Ai did a steal ob dis time masheen and we go on abvenchurs!

(The time machine is from Lois and Clark, a show I loved as a kid, even if one the stars did end up becoming galactically stupid. The time travel episodes were hilarious! They had H.G. Wells!)

Mama saw me an fren Brutus doing a lay down in da baksyard. She decided to take a pikshur but she not stealf! Ai seez her and fastfast go behind da bushes! Ha! She so slow, no pikshur fur herz!

(Ai really see herz and do a run up to say hi but dat not impawtant. Da crimez iz impawtant!)

He was still a puppy here. My baby, such an adorable boy. 🥰

Ai wazzint shur. But da shelter place waz berry scarey and loud, so Ai decide to take chance on da lady who came to meet me an say she want me! Ai am glad Ai did. She may be dumdum, but mai life iz good now.

Hi frens, iz Théo the Mighty Bitey. Mine Mama waz gone ALL DAY at da hooman pokey place, soz Ai have had to do a worry about herz so Ai not haf a moobie fur today. Ai shud soo. (Mama: I was at the dentist, I’m fine. I was gone maybe 4 hours. Someone is dramatic.)

AHEM! Ai wanted to do sumfing. So dis iz kinda MASH-y. Der iz me, Hawkeye (You are HotLips Houlihan if you’re anybody, pal) and fren Brutus gibes “Radar vibes” according to Mama. Also here iz Lil Blue, who we not fur sure is doggo or bunny but iz Mama’s stuffy dat she sleeps wif. Ai tink dat makes HER haf Radar vibes, but she not be in my pikshure. Dere iz also signpost.

Az fur what iz PAWS, Ai couldn’t tink ob a clever phrase to match da acronym yooz imajanayshun iz da limit!

Olivia AKA Livers and Onions AKA Baby Trash Panda is a thief, a terrorist and a gang leader. Seen here with purloined chicken tendies and fellow hooligan, Toast E. Cat. Please roast this reprobate.

She do a spy on me an den halfway frew she start doing a narrate like she on da big lite bocks!

Frens, Ai tink she not rite. Shud Ai do a worry, or iz dis just more hooman dums Ai haf to put up wif and how many treatos shud Ai get?

Dis waz gud idea! I roast ham and appples and lettuce and carrots and HAM! Come join me at my campfire and tell storeez and look at da stars! Maybe Ai shud carry fren Jiggy? Him muss get tired bisiting everbuddy’s fire, him haf littul feetses? At least he eat an keep up his strenf!

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I don’t know, I’m in a Théo video mood today, I guess? But he is very adorable and I love him so much! 😍