Hi! Iz me, Théo! Bigbrudderbestfren Sam’ little brofur. Ai juss wanna say, yoo haf been so nice! It halps me and silly mama feels better and not juss sad. Ai lubs yoo!
Ai dunno if Ai run da cat software. Mama says mai husky dramatics iz like tortietude fur puppers. But she silly.
I’m so overwhelmed. I’m so sorry that I can’t respond to everyone’s comments and messages individually, but I have read them all. I can’t find the words to say how much it means to know how Sam was loved here and how kind everyone has been. This has been a really rough week, but this is a wonderful place. I’m so grateful. I love you!
Hi, frens! Iz me, Sam the Snuggler. Ai not eggspec anudder abvenchur so soon, but Ai not been feeling so good lately and den yesterfurrever Ai really didn’t feel good and Ai couldn’t walk or even get up! Mine mama stay up wif me all night and snuggle den dis morning 2 laydeez come to mai hous and mama feed me chimkin wif her fingers and gibe me kisses and der was a tiny pokey and den Ai sleep.
Fren Jiggy? Fren William deh Tuxedo? Frens Noam and Nisse and everbuddy?
(My beautiful boy. 💔 I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. But he’s not hurting now.)
Here iz da final part ob mai moobie, based on REAL TROO EBENTS! Many thanks to frens who appear, eggspeshully Applejack (u/mostlylurking07), who iz inspurrashun and has dye-uh-log!
Sam the Snuggler
Da Abvenchur continues! Our hero (dat’s me, frens!) find himself in a noo place wif noo people and meets wif a nasty sooprise! Dis iz quite a pikkel! What do Ai do next?
Normally, Ai say no. Mama iz dumdum. But she buy me and brofur Théo noo collars wif our names and da lite bocks number.
Why she do dis, when der iz abd…aduck…alien napping going onz! Cowinsidinz? Ai don’t think so!
Iz Mama in cahoots wif da aliens? Iz Dey affecting her teeny hooman brain? Haz yooz hoomans been acting weerd?
Hi frens, it’s Sam the Snuggler again. Ai leave brofur Théo to keep an eye on da big weerd rock an suspishous clouds in Why-Oh-Mee and continue on mai journey to meet fren Applejack and other frens in Roswell! But Ai find sumfing else!
Dis place smell bery funny to me. Ai muss inbestigate! But how to past da fence? Ai not good at climb. Ai could dig, but Ai don’t really like…💡!
Ai know! Dis place fur military guys! If Ai look mile military guy, dey have to let me in! Juss call me General Sam!
Don’t worry, Ai keep mai foyl hat on under mai general hat!
Frens, we haf a problem! (Oops, wrong movie.) Ai do a big concern about fren Applejack out in da Roswell. (u/mostlylurking07) Not that she can’t takes care ob herself, but strange tings are happening. So little brofur Théo and me puts on our trusty hats and head on out!
But we ends up here fur some reason. Ai feels very weerd! Dere’s dis moosic and Ai can’t help but tink Ai’m missing sumfing…
Ai wasn’t sure fur a few furrevers, but den Ai decided a little brofur could be fun. Mama wud say, “Sammy, yoo very payshunt. Good boy!”
Ai, Sam the Snuggler, an mai byootiful girlfren, Alexis the pit (u/Affectionate_Staff46), were doing a stroll by da choclet river in our fancee hats and WHAT DO WE SEE?! Izzat Gary? What shenannyginz iz himb doing?
It be her speshul day, so Ai gets her in vroom and we go to da river! Water and noo smells and fun fun! It juss be me and Mama cuz brofur Théo is chaos gremlin. Was good time!
Dis iz liez! I am Théo the Mighty Bitey and I am very dignified big boy pupper! I ask fur leegull repawzenshun. Can pay in milkbones!
Ackshully mai birbday wuz last monf, but we all kno mine mama iz dumdum. But she buy me nice chew toys and pawmise chimkin dinner, so AI not soo. Maybe.
But! Dis weekend AI haf pawtee! Everyone invited! We have soft blankets and beds fur napping, big baksyard fur exploring and Ai send Mama fur eben moar chimkin and also churros! Come celebrate wif me, Sam the Snuggler!!!