u/BeneficialLab1654

Now all of you know I lub my fiancy, Lucy the Lovebug, but I have another lub, too! So, I dedicate this song to MY MEOWMY!!

I waz just a silly smol

Didn’t know bout lub at all

But I knew crimz before I left my nursery

Left alone all by myself

Thought I’d knock things off yoor shelf

Heap sweet Meowmy, yoo made a bad boy out of me!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight

We’ll curl up by the red firelight

Oh, and you’ll give me lots of pets

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round.

SING IT FOR YOOR MEOWMIES!!!

u/Haunting_Bend346

Frens, I need a pawyer for sooing Mama & Papa! They abandoned me for 647 forevers! They took American Airlimes (soo #1 - iz a very bad airlimes that steals hoomans) to See-Attl (soo #2 - refused to take gifts of cheese to Prince Hoku & Duke Nalu). Then they got on a big boat ant went ON THE WATER for many forevers (soo #3 - water iz only good for drinking or spashies! Stay away from it overwise! Z wet!!!) Then, in the water, they saw verry verry big fishies! Mama said they are called “wales”, but she didn’t bring one home for me! I love fishies! They so yummy! (Soo #4)

My case is slightly weekend because my Lovebug nature betrayed me and I let them know I was glad they were home. The both gave me skritches & pets and… I purred. I have refused to sit on Mama’s lap so far, though. And Mama bought me some salmon treats as partial payment.

Iz there a pawyer out there that will take my case? I am clearly. too soft-hearted to do it on my own.

Lucy the Lovebug

(Mama here: we were gone on an Alaskan cruise. Our cat sitter came in twice a day to make sure our little orange princess could continue living the life she has become accustomed to.)

Elliot & I flying in for Minx & Marmalade’s pawtee and we saw this! Oscar, yoo has started a mazing fashion trend!!!

Lucy the Lovebug

Mama got up late this morning. She runs to kitchen & makes her gogogo juice and then to the office. (She works from home, so she ok.) Now, iz fine that Mama decide that she not have breakfast, but she never gave me any food either!!!

So I iz doing a starb, so I walk all over her desk and rub against her trying to get her attention. She thinks I iz just playing like alwayz (I do do this a lot). But I keep at it! Who knows when I will lose my strength! She keeps taking me off her desk & putting me on the floor. Finally she say “Lucy! I iz working on something very important! Stop being a pest!” And she *<sob>* kicked me out of the office & shut the door!!! How can I supervise her work? And I still haz no food!!!

Finally, she come out to the kitchen to make herself lunch. FINALLY she notice my empty dish and my listless wasted body. She say, “Oh, my poor Lucy! I forgot all about yoo! I iz soooo sorry!” And she get me food & water. But, she says we iz out of churus so I can’t get one till after she iz done with her work nonsense. What kind of mama doesn’t keep the pantry stocked with churus at all times???

So, she never feeds me in the morning, doesn’t pet me like usual, fails to understand my clear communication that I iz starbing, closes the office door on me, says she FORGOT about me, and has no churus in the house to atone for any of this. Iz there a number big enough to soo for? And how do I find a new Mama who will love me? I iz heartbroken 💔

Lucy the Lovebug