u/Lady_SybilVex

Hai frens, hai! Mai deaar sisfur Tali u/Charivari8 ❤️❤️ an mai deer inpaw brofur Jax u/MagicalManta ❤️❤️, Ai an we awl ob uz here atta Casfle Void wish yoo da supa berry besst furr yoourr furrs anniversary!!

We helps wiff da purrparrin ob da sooprize pawtee, butt! We awso dided a ting forr yoo by ouwrmseffs. Ai hadda idea an den Ai ask mai sisflins furr help acuz da moar paws da bettah. Sou, atta Casfle Void, we haffs set up dis furr yoos. ❤️ Iss furr afta da pawtee, hwen yoo mite be an littul tired frum awl da play an danse an ebberyting, an soo yoo cud haff sum tyme for yurrseffs atta annibersaree az well!! Mai brofur Stridah haz set up an romanse mix furr yoos wat wills be playin atta room awl nite, incloodin Pluto's rendishun ob Wonnerful Worle. Mai sisfur Serana haz debised a nyeow coktail, da Talijax, wiff an bit ob void catto majjic infoosed so it wills albayz taste ob yurr faboorite licky snak! Ai haff collectid awl da mannee picshores ob yurr two's mylestonez togedder ❤️ an mai sisfur Hekate haz helped me wiff da decorashuns an drapin ob da curtainz an awl. An finallee, Sir Merlin haz sooperbised da secoritee so dat yoo wills be unndisturbed here az lonk az yoo lyke. ❤️ Az da Cabin Gurl Ai will awso mayke shure dat yoo gettits da full menoo ob fuds delibbered weneber yoo likes!

Doo yoou lyke eet? 😌❤️ Wes hope yoo haff da bestist ob days! See yoo atta pawtee!!

Greetins,

Wednesday an Strider an Sir Merlin an Hekate an Serana ob de German Void Pak! ❤️❤️❤️

Frens, is da ABSOLOOTE HORROAWR. Luk wat Ai finds onna meowmie 2's sheff ahin herm desk. Ai kno she da arkologiss wat haff tings ta do wiff dem ole bones an stuff, but iz dis CAT SKULL???? An eet luk suspishuslee NYEOW?! Iz we in DANJA?! Watebber wills we do?!

Sen help!!!

Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee an Furrs Apurrentiss an Cabin Gurl ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!

(It is, in fact, the skull of a bobcat. I got it as a gift years ago from the US along with the one next to it, had nothing to do with its demise whatsoever. But it makes for a nice shelf/dnd prop. 😂)

We haff awso desided ta honoar da Tim Curry moobie dae!! Can yoo guess wat moobie we desided on? It awso pawt ob one ob da meowmie 2's moass faborite buk serieses!! Hehe!!

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay, speekin furr da German Void Pakk!! ❤️

Hai everyone! It's me, Pluto, from OTRB! I bring my adopted kits from OTRB for this moobie tuesday! 🥰 u/Head_Nefariousness89 u/anorphan4yourthots

Where can we go that is safe and fun for the smols? Or is everything safe? 😌❤️🐰 I am not so familiar with amoosement parks!

Greetins, Pluto the Bunbun 🐰 and kits!

Furriens, meowmie 2 iz SOOPA scawwed ob moffs. But tonite one gettit insite! So we teamz up an do an beeg hunt furr eet ta pawtecc da meowmie 2! Butt... da meowmie 1 beeted uz ta eet an tookded eet bakk ootsite?! Sinse wen do da hoomanz do an hunt ob moffs an awl?! We feels cheetid oot ob owr riteful boontee! Ai lub eetin da buggies an awl!

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!

Iss finallee no moar hots here. Iss skye waters ootside, an cozee blankie an cuddles wiff meowmie 2 insites. We do an curly up in beds an she puts on sum nise moosic frum sum hooman cawlled Howcat Shure or da lyke, an she reeds me herm faboorite buks. Ai lub lissenin to herm voise whyle she reeds! An denn we boff nap togedder. Iss da purrfec lazee afturrnoon, metinks. Ai eben eggsept da belly rubsies an gib awl da loudest purrs. ❤️

Wat did yoos do furr nise tings today?

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr.

It been littul ober 11 monfs ago dat de meowmiez caymes home wiff dis berry suspishoos bocks. Who canz guess wat insite? 👀 Da solooshon iz onna secint picshure...

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!!

Born white, been white all my life. Widow to Pluto the Bunbun, who is now OTB. Living with rabbit besties on grass and dirt in the garden now. Name's Faye. You want a white rabbit, here I am. Approach. Approach slowly. Keep your paws where I can see them. The bars you see are for the kittens' protection, not mine. They call me... the White Dread.

Greetins, Faye the Bunbun, White Dread by profession, professional menace and jailbreaker.

Furriens, meowmie 2 findet diss on herm campooz todae! Iz diss pawt ob da SSOR furr void catto dormz mebbe u/OneAdvantage793? It same campooz were herms do da catnip steelz crimez furr us! Muss be catto frenlee campooz! She awso sez dere lotsa fat pigins!

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!

Furriens, is Prinsis Serana here ob da Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell. Todae Ai comez to yoo az speshul repawtress in cayse ob da #EGGIESFURHOKU mobemint! Az ob nyeow, a coorageuss grup ob yung cattos an catties iz onna way in sicrit on a beeg ship sumwere inna passific osheen, bringin a smuggle shipmin ob eggstra eggies an egg fuds to Seaddle! Dere leeder, wat doez nawt wan ta be idennified in cayse ob hooman purrsecushion but refers to hermseff as "Miss W", sez: Is tyme furr sum acshon, Serana. Dey iz doin an starb to dese frens an pillarz ob communitee, an wat did Ai does awl myne purrasee traynin for ib nawt furr emmergensees lyke dis? We hab purrvishons furr owrseffs unnil da shippie maykes port, an lots an lots ob eggie relayted fuds wiff us ta bring sayfelee to Frens Hoku an Nalu u/JelloSquid808. Wen asked hyeow dey means ta go bakk ib dey dun haff ship, da fierse yung ladee tells me nawt ta worree, dey haff derms own ship waytin inna Yuu Ess swamp, but refoosed ta disclouse locashon, onse more furr safetee.

Ai wills accompanee dis brayve groop ob yung pawtestans in dere mishon ta mayke sure dey get da pwess attenshun dey deserbe!

Dis wus Prinsis Serana ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell wiff an excloosive repawt ob sicrit delibbery mishon! Unnil neks tyme!

Furriens! Prinsis dae iz teknicallee ober, but Ai, Serana the Princess, did nawt pawtissipayte yet. Dis an shayme! So, Ai haff donned mai costyume, lured Leo u/MaleficentShake5930 onnto mai boat an we iz onna way ta gib da snakk wat Leo eggsidentlee tooks frum Ebil Te Gary bakk so mebbe he wills nawt be so ebil anneemoar! We iz accompanyed by myne trustee frens Ginnee Pigg an Heyhey Rex!

I am Serana ob Moto Nui! Yoo nyeow come onnto mai boat, dere be snakks! An den we sails ta Ebil Gary an gibs himb bak himbs heart snakkie an break da cuwrse! Else dere wills be no moar fishies furr anyone!!

Greetins, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell, sailin!

Hey! Hey, Jack! u/Dry_Mushroom7606

I hear yoo habe given flowers to littel Hekate! 👀 I rememba when mai wife an I adopted her an her sisflins Strider and Serana as tiny tiny babies! If yoo need any advise on how to swoon herm, I will help 😎 Alsoo I heer iz tradishoon that I askded yoo this: What is yurr intenshun wiff my daughter (adopted)? 😎

This is picsure of me and baby catto, methinks Strider. I am the kewl lukin grey guy!

Greetins, Pluto the Bunnie

Yoo dere! Yes yoo! Gettup! Iss tyme furr eggsersise! All ob yoos! Ta defeeeet da hunniez! Dids dey sen me petses wen Ai ask furr BEASTSSS?? Up up up!! Furrs one ta climb da tree an bringin me bakk myne arrow gets speshul medall ob victoree!!

... dese nyeow recroots seem an bit stranje. Butt!! Dere iz no male no female no sex inna armee!! We all juss men ob da emperor defendin aginsst da inbashoon ob skwirrils! Hut hut hut!! Nyeow ebberypawdee sing an eggsesisse!!! Yoo muss be swift assa riveeer! Haff strengff of da biggest vacoom!! Myssteriouss az da darkess mooooon!

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr, habin himbs dream job.

Eet tay'se berry nise, bu' nyeoww Ai feel ae beet stra'ge... Ai fee' a mi'tee desirre furr fishie ae'n thisssllles ae'n aacherry, ae'n awso tae doo growl noi'se ae'n wallk on awo foours... way'e, diss soound ly'e purrfec'lee no'mal catto behabioor too mees. Eggse't furr da aacherry bi'... mai gu' fre' Applejakk u/MostlyLurking07, is dis o'e o' yurr caykes mebbe? Iss maajical... 😋

Gree'ins, Hekate the Kween, enjo'er o'cakes, purrfeclee no'mal catto (rawwwwr)...

Teeheehee. Is me, Strider!! Az ranja catto Ai thot it wud be nise ib Ai showded sum ob myne animul fren skills an awl. Asidez, ib de meowmiez call oot furr prinsis in dis howse, Ai alwayz come runnin too acuz dere cuds be fud! 🤭 So, here iz me maykin frens inna woods wiff da odder animuls! Ai sings too dem an dey sings bak at me, we danse throo da meadows an awl. u/Nickye19 My lub Arwen, wud yoo lyke ta join us mebbe? 🤭

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!!

Ob cowrse dis wud be myne choise, did aneeboddee doubt dis? Hehehe! Ai wearded da pwetty dress wat Prinsis Miso gabes me! It da dress frum da Purrates moobie wat u/Nickye19 Gus an Ai watchded togedder on owr furrs dayte 😎 it Dizney moobie too afturr awl! Wat doo yoo tink? Yoo can see me surroundid bye da mannee odder purrate cattos too az ushual!

Greetins, Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee an Furrs Apurrentiss an Cabin Gurl ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!

Brofur Frankie u/Charivari8 meowmie 2 saw dis at buk shop latelee!! Dis yoor biograffee? Da title sez "Frankie Among Hoomans"!

Greetins,

Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee an Furrs Apurrentiss an Cabin Gurl ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!

So tonite meowmie 2 wus in skware bed all sikkie wif da my-grainiez. Ai sit on top of beech howse tree an keep watch. Sumtimez sisflins come an tayke guard shiff wen one ob us wants ta nap an awl.

Well.

Ai leeb da room furr 0.000000002 secins an wen Ai com bak MEOWMIE 2 GONNE FRUM SIK BED!

Ai yell! Ai runn throou apawtmin! Ai fin da meowmie 1 u/InkheartBlackwater an sez MEOWMIE MEOWMIE COME KWIK DA MEOWMIE 2 HAFFS DISAPPAWRED! Ai sho her to room! Ai sho her emptee bed! Yell mores!

Meownie 1 ses, nawt ta worree Seranabebe, she juss wenn ta baffroom, Ai heer da door. So Ai runrunrun to baffroom! Yell moar! Ai stan on hinlegss an SCRATCHRATCHRATCH da door!! Were meowmie 2?! Were she go?! So distress!! Ai run bak to meowmie 1 and sez meowmie pik me up pik me up!!! Ai scawwed!! Were meowmie 2?! She deded?! She gone?! Missin fureber?!

Den finlee da baffroom door opin an Ai see meowmie 2! So I do anodder big yell ta chassthiss herms!! Bed emptee!! Meowmie gone!! No note, no ebberyting! She juss gib me hed scritchiez an sez Sirenibebi, meowmie juss went ta hooman littaboks! Stoopid Ai ses! She muss stay were she suppawsed ta be!!

So, Ai soo furr immense distress! An mannee eggsaushon frum runrun an yellyell! Wat cans Ai soo for?!

Greetins,

Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell!

Frens, dis is me, Sir Merlin, resievin mai neggst sicrit misshon frum mai nyeow boss H. Mai preevus boss an mentor Dame Sippy (see picsure 2) hafz retirred resentlee az she is seneowrr catto - she wuss moss trustee sicrit agent inna previss tymez, bein myne belubbed cusinn frum anodder famblee!

In serbise ob da kween, Ai am herm grayses Hekate's moss trusted aygent. Inna bak, yoo can see da manee cayse filez we is workin on! Mebbe soon Ai will awso be ayble ta show yoo owr fansee gadget workshop... 😎

Greetins,

Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr.