u/ExcitingLaw1973

Frens dis is field repawter Sam here wif teh webber. Ai has juss been owtside an is berry windy wif lots ob rain. Ai preedict dat dere will be a hoorycane tonite in teh soufeast ob americas! Mai is coorently hiding unner teh deck!

Make sure ewe stays inside, cause teh winds mite blow ewe away! If teh powers go owt, remember to hide under teh bed fore safety

Now to mine bruvur Pepper wif teh temparatures

-Pepper- Hello, it is sixdy three dagrees rite now an is sapposes to thunder pretty soon... uhoh!!! Dere is gonna be thunder!!!!

-Sam- otay eberybody stay calm... Pepper runned away.... hims is juss a liddle scared....

Ai fink dats gonna be all fore tonites webber...

I have a 3 of these spiders outside my back door. I'm happy to leave them if they are not dangerous to my dogs.

Any help identifying them would be appreciated. If you need a better picture i can try to take one.. my phone doesn't like focusing on them.

Where does ai start...

Pepper saved mai life dis morning! Dis scary bug made lots ob noise, so ai bravely hid behind my hooman. Pepper runned up an chomped it! (I've never seen Pepper protect his brother before. It was pretty cool)

Apter dat, Pepper went to pokey playce for vaccinashions. Dey said him is helfy and needs to go on more walks wif us to build muskles, which is grate noos!

When we got home ai had a bockse waiting for mai on teh porch! This bockse had teh coolest toy eber! Ai has been habing so much fun carrying it eberywhere

( I ordered a tug toy from Etsy made from real fur. He hasnt had much toy drive since his dental cleaning/being sick, but he loves it! It makes me happy seeing him so excited.)

Eberybodi keeps talking bout eggies, but ai neber eated one afore... ai didnt no why eberybodi so excited about dem..

But, mine dum hooman say dat fren Bubbles told him ai deserbs a speshul snak. An him makes mai eggies!

Fank ewe Bubbles! Dey was teh most tasty fing ai eber eated. Ai still walking round teh howse smelling eberyting trying to find more ob dem!

Dere must be sum more sumwhere.. mebbe ai check teh fridgernator next

-Sam DiT

Frens hab ewe been wronged by yore hoomans? We can help. Hab teh squarrels been teasing ewe? No prollems we fix dat. Has sumbudy peed in yore hoomans shoos an frame ewe? We find dat criminal

Ai has been seeing too manee crimes going unsolved lately, and we can help.

Mine fren Bandito is gonna do teh bapping if it comes to dat.. ai is teh one who sniffs out teh criminals. Looks how tough he is!! Ai bite in hims fayce, an him not eben flinch!

Fore teh low price ob onlee 4 beef jorkies an 3 head scritches we will werk to help ewe!

Frens.... eberybody always says "Sammy ewe is such a good boy". Ai is tired ob eberybody finking ai is a good doggo all teh tyme. It was time to use all mine trainings from Smuffi's Skool to really do sum good crimes!

Ai has been doing potty crimes on teh floor, frowing up on teh carpet, refusing to eats fuuds,spitting out medicines, and Ai has been doing an ignore ob hoomans! Is teh bestest crime eber!

Hoomans try to get mine attenshions, an ai juss ignore. Dey goes from one side ob mine bed to teh other an ai still ignores! Den, ebentually ai flops on mine back an asks for teh belli rubs!

What crimes should ai do next???

-Sam doggo in training

Frens teh webber has been crazy! Near mine howse dere was tornados! We getted a lots ob wind an rains yessirday... tooday is hot an hoomid, den more sky waters later dis week

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Dats all fore teh webber! Now ai needs to suu!!

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Ai has been locked inside like an aminal all week! Ai onlee gets to go owtside for potties.. an mebbe a liddle walk... No tug ob war... No zoomies... No funs

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Dis has been tereible.. as ewe can see from mine pichures, ai has been suffering.

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How much can ai suu for? -Sam DiT

Sumbudy halp!!! Dere is dinnersoars all ober teh playce

Whats going on?????

Frens, we habing a pizzah pawtee at mine howse!

We got plenty of pizzah an chimken, just grab a piece an hab fun!

Apter pizzah, we can play wif mine puzzler games or juss nap on teh cowch.

-Sam doggo in training

Frens... tooday was a day... a day wif lots happening

First ai goes to teh park. Ai meets duks an a kitty exploring wif squarrels!

Apter dat, we goes to teh lake an meets more birbs!

Den, ai goes to teh pokey place.. dey steels mine blood, pokeys mai, an worst ob all dey look at mine teefs!

But, dis time ai had fun!

Ai doesnt unnerstand it.. dey was nice an ai getted treats... dey said ai is teh bestest boy... mebbe ai doesnt suu?

-Sam doggo in training

2 forebers ago ai finded mine hooman. Sumtimes hims is dum... odder times we goes to fun places. Overall life is preddy good!

Me an wise old bruvur Pepper is frowing a pawtee. We has borgers an toona on teh grill. Chimken margariters for grown up refresherments an chimken broth water for teh illegal smols.

We has games owtside like use yore sniffer to find teh beef jorky, kong tug ob war, an mine faborite chase teh squarrel!

Inside games is kibbles in teh bockse. Dis is where ewe has to find kibblers in a bockse. We also has a millions of toys fore bapping. Mine wise old bruvur is going to watch teh smalls.. an mebbe nap a liddle bit

Eberybody is invited! Mebbe Hoku airlimes can help get frens ober here?

Ai hopes all teh meowmys has a nice ralaxing day

Mebbe dey can sit on teh cowch, then gib teh kitties an doggies lots ob scratches!

-Sam doggo in training

My buddy Sam just had my worst nightmare happen. He was highly dog/people reactive. I've put a ton of work into training him. He has improved a ton, but he can still react.

My new neighbors ~20lb dog just escaped their garage and charged my boy. The little dog was growling, barking, and trying to bite my boy's face/legs.

Sam did perfect! He didn't even tense up! He trusted me to get that dog away from him and keep him safe. I was able to separate that dog away with my foot until it's owner came out and grabbed it.

We celebrated how well he did and I spoiled him with treats. It could have gone so bad, but I'm proud of how far he has come.

Tooday ai brings ewe braking noos! We has horrible storms owtside mine howse. Mine poor bruvur Pepper was sooper scared eben wif sleepy medecines. Ai gonna hab to soo teh sky waters

Mebbe a liddle more rain tooday, den 2 whole days ob nice cool webber... den 2 more whole days ob rain!

Stay dry out dere frens..

In better noos, Chewy has been gibing mai lots ob good tings! Dey bring fuud, snaks, toys, collar, an sooper cool harness!

Ai getted to go on a walk wif teh harness an is teh bestest fing eber! On teh walk, dis squarrel letted mai get sooper close, den runned up a tree! He just watched mai an laughed! Owtrage!

Pichur 4 - is mine poor bruvur.. hims still sad abowt teh storm. Mebbe some frens can send him heeling purrs?

Pichur 5 - surveying teh damages

Dats all fore toodays noos! Dis was Sam wif KKMG noos an weeber. Hab a grate day eberybody!

Fanks to fren Tzeitel an Smuffi ai lerned how to climb trees!!

Ai gonna go explore in teh trees to talk wif squarrels an mebbe birbs too! Dis sooper exciting day fore doggie shayped frens eberywhere!