Can I sue my cat for emotional distress?
Hello pawyers, human here. A while back, I decided to take my cat outside on a harness in order to get him some more exercise and mental stimulation. Unfortunately, he got spooked and managed to slip out of the harness and run away. I was an absolute wreck while he was gone. Today, after the 4 and a half most agonizing months of my life, I finally managed to bring him home. Anyway, I realize this is highly irregular, but I want to sue him for the emotional distress that he caused. I hope to gain 10,000 hours of cuddling and 1 million hugs and kisses. Do you think I have a case?