Tee-Dubs from KKMG wiff brake news! Teh aliems are here a they are MOAST frenlee! They gibs snacks and eberythin! Teh second pickchur is their Supurreme Leader, George E. Porgie.
MOAR news at ten!
This hab been Toulouse-William for INTERSTELLAR KKMG
Pee Ess Huge big thanks to Fren Olaf’s human for teh MOAST EGGSALAD pickchurs
You roving repawter Toulouse-William (stage naem Tee-Dubs) live from teh front ob mine howse.
Furst ob all, I apawlagise for teh lack ob repawtering BUTT Ai maiself habs been busy romancing teh neighbourhood. MaybeNewMama worried Ai will soon need to start paying child support afore Ai become considered a ‘deadbeat dad’, whateber that might be.
Anywaes and eberything (as teh brother from another mother that Ai neber did meet would sai), Ai hab in recent tiems had a SHOKK OUTRAG cold and sneezes. MNM was MOAST concern. Wiff teh helps ob teh Pokey Plaice lady, and soem medsin that she did sneekily add to mine fud, Ai am naow all better.
Earlier this week, teh webber was frightful. Teh haylestoens, teh torrential rain, teh winds, teh frost AND TEH EBIL SKYBOOMS. Ai maed teh littul shelter (see pickchur three) mai base during this tiems. Also, easy access to snacks by teh front door.
Butt, Tee-Dubs, Ai hear you sai. What ob this ‘Double Trubble’ you menshun earlier? WELL. Ai tell you. At teh weekend, in a moev MOAST unusual for Ai maiself, Ai hid out behind teh bins at MNM howse and when she got close to maiself, Ai did a big HISSHISSHISS and SPITSPITSPIT at her. This enough to conbince her Ai was pawlee, which led to seberal daes ob worrying for her. Then yesterday, Ai was back to normal, eben going so far as to put mine paws in teh threshold ob teh howse, can you eben belleb it!
Naow, this teh amusing bit. When MNM and her neighbour did come back from teh supermarket this afternoon, Ai maiself was sit on teh neighbour drivewaes. Then when MNM went to teh front door, there Ai was again! MNM sai, haow on Urf did you move so fast, Lousie-Lou? Bery quietly and bery sneekily, she and neighbour laydee did walk back to drivewaes and there Ai was, sit still and inscrutable. Equally quiet and sneekily, they did walk back…in tiems to see a slightly smoller bersion ob Ai maiself running off! THERE ARE TWO OB ME!!! We luks almoast teh saem, but mini-me has slightly different markings and an attitude pawblem (hence teh HISSHISSHISS). Could this be mine child? Could this be mine gurlfur? Stae tuned for teh next episode of “Daes ob our Lives”
This hab been Tee-Dubs for KKMG, signing out.
Once again, a film mine terribly uncultured Mammy hab neber seen, can you eben beleebs it.
BUTT. Our Fren Olaf’s human hab once again helped out (thank mew, Fren. MOAST talemt), so I mine own self purrsent mine own self and mine gurlfur
Ruby u/Ksh_667 as we dancedancedance our waes across teh disco floar.
Eamonn teh Inbisible and Preshus Ruby.
Mine Mammy habs never seen this film, can you eben beleebs it. BUTT. Fren Olaf’s human (thank mew, Fren - you is bery talemt) did a maek ob this MOAST EGG SALAD pickchur ob mine own self and mine preshus gurlfur Ruby, u/Ksh_667
I am Puke Eyewarmer and mine gurlfur is ob coarse teh Princess.
Other than that, I hab noes clooo what this dumb film abouts.
Your Fren, Eamonn teh Inbisible AKA Pukey Eyewarmer