Strange creatures are eating the food that belongs to my outdoor friends. I must sue!

u/champdo — 15 hours ago

Humans found illegal smol in front of a restaurant. Smol didn’t want to be friends

u/champdo — 2 days ago

Need to double sue. Family won’t serve me at the table and took a picture of me mid yawn

u/champdo — 3 days ago

Human brother asks me to hang out with him more but when I do he says “why are you doing that in my bed?”

u/champdo — 9 days ago