r/okbuddywhitaker

this morning i woke up and decided to hack a hospital so i did that but when i went to hack my next one they had already "taken themselves offline" to prevent any "catastrophic scenarios" and now the mob boss keeping my family and i hostage in this abandoned quizno's is probably going to kill my wife

Everyone is asking "where are the foreign objects shoved up people's butts?"

Well...

From numbers cited between 2012 and 2021, an average of 4,000 people end up in the ER annually with something stuck in their rectum

Even if we go on the liberal side and say its gone up to 5000 people a year, thats only a rate of 3 cases per 200,000 Americans.

Pittsburgh is a city of 300,000 (give or take) and the Greater Pittsburgh Area (GPA) has a population of 2.4 million.

With those stats, even including all the people in the area, at most there would be 36-40 cases a year in the GPA or one every 10 days so it's actually not like it would be a daily occurrence

Yes, I placed "healthy" in brackets because some people fall for those they can take care of.

I ship Robby with Samira. I think they have chemstry and he just doesn't know how to approach her when he is trying to be nice. Samira is also young and indeptes so, let'a be real, he could help her with that since his salary is higher. On the other hand, Samira is young and leaves the impression that she is healthy. Their romantic relationship in terms of conflict of interest could be solved easily by putting her in night shift where she reports to and Abbot, who also appears to have "clicked" with her. Samira wouldbe better off professionally with Annot, I think.

Also, I love "enemies to lovers trope", it is my guilty pleasure.

I also ship Robby and Ns. Kim. I know she is a blank slate and my opinion is solely ibased on her looks and the few looks Robby gave her. I like to think that she is the one who pushes Robby into therapy and maybe they go together.

Also, I ship Robby with Collins. I am a sucker for second chances stories. And Collins needs money for IVF, why not have a baby with Robby "for free" (I kow how it sounds). Also, I think they have chemistry and that the emotions are still there between the two of them.