"Handsome man but why no hair"
u/JenNettles — 1 hour ago
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"Anne Hathaway got Emily Blunt pregnant and they kept it hidden for years"
u/_achlys_637 — 4 hours ago
"they had to pause shooting on 'THE ODYSSEY' due to a cartoonish rainbow"
u/ChipmunkPresident — 11 hours ago
▲ 347 r/BrandNewSentence
Australia's PM apologises for saying he would shag Kylie Minogue
u/Durian_Queef — 7 hours ago
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"Australian officials ask fans to respect the privacy of Neil, a 1-ton seal who respects nothing"
u/JessyJessTheSecond — 9 hours ago
▲ 1.2k r/BrandNewSentence
my asshole tightens like a cigar cutter in preparation for the unlubricated sandpaper sodomy of whatever new task ive been volunteered for by the idiots in my life
u/East-Efficiency-6701 — 13 hours ago
"The Daleks' Master Plan bringeth life, and it also taketh it away.
u/Sebastianlim — 13 hours ago
"When ur buying energy drinks at 6am and the sandwich lady at Thorntons repeats the phrase the unborn aztec king u met on shrooms told u to recognize him by"
u/AspieAsshole — 19 hours ago
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Proof Ted [Kaczynski] was one Bl*w J*b away from salvation
The last two photos contain the apology for further context
u/ApproximateRealities — 19 hours ago
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I've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom with
u/Fantastic-Corner-605 — 1 day ago
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Researchers studying ChatGPT conversations surprised to find one power user churning out thousands of Doki Doki Literature Club pregnancy fics
u/starsinmyhand — 13 hours ago
“My left hand doesn’t even know I have an asshole”
u/everythings_alright — 1 day ago
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Man being investigated after putting Berlin Wall in back garden
u/Flashy-Indication-48 — 1 day ago