Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
u/SpellbounDead_ — 4 days ago
r/BrandNewSentence
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Grotesque the most venomous word in the English language
u/Durian_Queef — 4 days ago
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Officiates ex wife marriage to billionaire weeks after divorce
u/Artistic-Math-1333 — 3 days ago
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I spent my precious time making boobs on my keyboard so could lure you into reading about how to properly do a breast check.
u/j0an_k — 4 days ago
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Japanese artists watching westerners turn Draco Malfoy into a gender bent tsundere waifu
u/Affectionate-Play435 — 4 days ago
Being bald will be a sign of poverty in twenty years
u/Pixel_Pastiche — 7 days ago
That just sounds like you simply told me to build a Stargate out of a microwave
u/T_that_is_all — 11 days ago
when we eat the rich and I get Taylor Swift
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 11 days ago
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furry verity with their gaster concrete thighs
u/Queasy_Dentist3903 — 11 days ago
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I've got so much gumption in my truncheon I could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk.
My fav brand new sentence of the bunch, a true poet.
u/history_fan69 — 11 days ago
"The engineering team started sharing the cocaine with the marketing team"
u/ContributionDefiant8 — 13 days ago
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Bro's getting shelled like it's the last days in the fuhrer bunker in there
Title cited in the picture.
The rest is for context
u/loscapos5 — 11 days ago