▲ 4.1k r/BrandNewSentence
mom can you come pick me up the panopticon startup is smol beanifying itself
u/orchid_breeder — 7 hours ago
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hesty serving cunt and her son serving Inconsolable fear of the unknown
u/orchid_breeder — 10 hours ago
We can literally fry shit with the air
u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 — 14 hours ago
Liquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centers
u/Anwallen — 14 hours ago
I Still Say My Phone Number Twice When I Leave Voicemails
u/TheCABK — 19 hours ago
▲ 1.7k r/BrandNewSentence
Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid, and then...
u/lvsnowden — 17 hours ago
"Achilles, very understandably, is like "shut the fuck up. you're a horse""
u/CompetitionProud2464 — 1 day ago
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Pretty sure I ruined my sister’s baby name by asking if it was a tech startup.
u/NBPU — 1 day ago
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Bought the "Women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish." shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says "BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH" on the front.
u/moongrump — 1 day ago
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Am I supposed to intuitively know who is m0gging here
u/Greedy_Tooth6191 — 1 day ago
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My crotch would explode, and the blast would flatten the entire northern hemisphere
u/No_Tear_2287 — 2 days ago
Would shitting into a cement mixer while it’s mixing concrete affect the concrete’s structural integrity?
u/Cobrachimkin — 2 days ago
▲ 497 r/BrandNewSentence
Police rescue Ariana Grande-sized alligator from basement.
u/farsiderules — 1 day ago
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"I don't know how to explain that my mouth and fingertips have vastly different vocabularies"
u/DevilsAltAcc — 2 days ago
Ngl it's been some journey watching these green frogs go from being used to deny the holocaust to being used to advocate for more bike lanes
u/moongrump — 2 days ago
“Extremely obese bedridden woman who had a 2-week-old hot dog fall out of a roll of skin when we moved”
u/Apprehensive_Cry_459 — 2 days ago