when we eat the rich and I get Taylor Swift
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 11 days ago
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r/CantParkThereMate r/bus r/butlerianjihad r/jschlattsubmissions r/LateNightTalkShows r/masterduel r/addressme r/Bossfight r/bitchimabus r/cyberpunkgame r/BrandNewSentence
I finally got to watch "The Odyssey". Really solid movie, overall I'd give it an 8.5/10
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 2 months ago
▲ 959 r/BrandNewSentence
dating someone from your own country feels like incest
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 3 months ago
▲ 45 r/BrandNewSentence
Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 3 months ago
▲ 17 r/masterduel
Made it to Master V for the first time just before the end of the season with my trusty Radiant Typhoon deck
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
never occurred to me that camels could be wild i thought they all had jobs
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
▲ 1.9k r/BrandNewSentence
the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
I never considered we could get animals addicted to gambling this is HUGE
u/Hot-Rock-1948 — 4 months ago
▲ 4.5k r/BrandNewSentence
If he was born a few miles over he would be a fish
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
▲ 126 r/BrandNewSentence
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
▲ 1.4k r/BrandNewSentence
shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
▲ 1.3k r/BrandNewSentence
My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 4 months ago
The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 5 months ago
no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 5 months ago
They're all turning into handsome Squidward.
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 5 months ago