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My day and immersion were completely ruined. Trash movie.

Just a glimpse into my dark reality.

In the beginning, the Barriss posts were spaced by 24 weeks. Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. The last one was a week. In four days, we could be seeing a Barriss post every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. Mods, we should witness a double event within seven days.

Please don’t spoilers for those who haven’t seen it

George Lucas, having just watched his legacy squandered by Abrams, unleashed his Shun Goku Satsu super attack on the director, leaving him crumpled and defeated. After the Heaven kanji cleared, stunned onlookers asked George why he performed the forbidden technique of Ansatsuken. He only straightened his tie and walked off, saying, "maybe The Last Jedi will be better..."

I watched the first ten minutes of the Pedro Pascalian and Googoo on their Fortnite map......

.......And I didn't hate it. Dare say.....I actually enjoyed it.

WHAT DO I DO?!

The body was discovered last night by Star Wars Youtube grifter Mandalorian The Explorian who announced on his channel that "Lol, reviewers hate the movie. STAR WARS IS DEAD!"

The funeral will be held next Sunday as Star's lifelong friends George Lucas, Dave Filoni and Sam Witwer will speak about their fondest memories of poor Star. The coffin, containing every single copy of every Star Wars movie, TV show, book, comic, video game, will then be lowered into the lava of Mustafar, along with all the actors, writers, crew members and producers.