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Even as a die-hard OT fan, I have to admit it’s hard to get through the first 30 minutes of ANH without cumming.
▲ 71 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

Even as a die-hard OT fan, I have to admit it’s hard to get through the first 30 minutes of ANH without cumming.

It’s warm and wet and it gets everywhere.

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 4 days ago
▲ 8 r/SpaceMarine2

Siege Priorities?

I’m new to siege and have learned from Reddit that people get a liiiiiitle upset if you allocate your siege points sub-optimally. What is the consensus list of good expenditures and bad expenditures? Just make it simple so I don’t ruin your day/week/life.

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u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/SpaceMarine2

Fix “Come Prepared” Now.

It says 10 stimms, but EVERY SINGLE TIME I play this I get zero stimms. Neither do my teammates. I don’t even care about the Doritos. I’m a single dad with very limited time each day and I’m sick of wasting it on failed, no-stimm runs.

This has been happening for weeks now. Any decent developer would have taken this modifier out of rotation. They would have apologized. They would have even offered some minor in-game reward. Nothing.

This is absolute trash, Sabre.

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u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 2 months ago
▲ 7 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

Confession time: I watched a Star Wars yesterday.

Don’t get angry. I was drunk and I don’t even know which of the Star Wars it was. I’m terrified that I may have put more money in Disney’s evil pockets and convinced them to make MORE woke n’ gritty Star Wars to ruin our ongoing childhoods.

Worse, I don’t think I hated it. Am I going darkside? Do I deserve to even call myself a fan?

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 2 months ago
▲ 440 r/CK3AGOT

Y’all trying to win the Game of Thrones. I’m out to make the dumbest person in Westeros.

Checkmate, Ser Bronn.

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 2 months ago
▲ 69 r/SpaceMarine2

Why are there never any Med Stimms in the 10x Med Strats?

There are never any in my inventory at the start of the mission (or in the map), so you’re essentially playing with zero stimms. Am I missing something? This has been going on for a while now.

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 3 months ago
▲ 193 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

I just showed Star Wars to my GF and she agrees with all my opinions, because she’s real and this definitely happened.

She got so sad when Qui Gon died and was like “things would have been different if he had lived”. She also said “The Clone Wars is great, but what if it was like Band of Brothers?”

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 3 months ago
▲ 272 r/powerscales

Titus Runs the Gauntlet. How far can he go before he cries?

  1. Green Mile
  2. Rudy
  3. Return of the King
  4. The Iron Giant
  5. Field of Dreams
  6. Up (first 15 minutes)
u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 3 months ago
▲ 310 r/saltierthancrait+1 crossposts

what events/characters/ideas/etc in star wars., do you dislike, not acknowledge, etc? Why?

i really hate the whole idea of giving planet destroying lasers to normal destroyers, not even saying giving it to so many in ep ix (but it was also in other media). It is so stupid imo

u/Hawaiikoto — 4 months ago
▲ 149 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

Help! Am I supposed to hate Shadow Lord or not?

I’m really stressed about this. It’s a Disney show, so naturally I want to shill extra hard for it. Gotta support the mouse. But…it’s also animated and I like to call SW fans babies for liking animation. It makes me feel big. It’s got Sam Witwer, so it’s basically weapons-grade perfection, but counter-point, people really enjoyed it…so I definitely have to hate it, right?

I also haven’t watched it. Jerkers, please set me straight.

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 5 months ago
▲ 70 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

Have you guys seen this? It was actually pretty good.

Hot take: I kinda liked Andor. I know it didn’t have any Cad Bane in it, but that’s not a deal breaker anymore. Call me crazy, but no clones = no problem. I know, right?

Like it wasn’t perfect. It was a little harsh on the Empire and we didn’t spend nearly enough time with Cuckold Timm, but maybe give Filoni a chance “special edition” it and I think it’ll go down as a guilty Star Wars pleasure.

What’s your craziest SW take?

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 5 months ago
▲ 28 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

It was 1977. I was in a dark, crowded room with my dad. Everyone experienced jizz at the same exact time. It is my fondest memory.

What about you? Are you still jizzing today? Does that worry you?

u/SuccessfulRegister43 — 5 months ago