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Hi my name is Elsie Belsie and I need to sue.
HI mommy and daddy went away for 200 sleeps (10 people days) and got back 140 sleeps (7 people days) ago. I don't trust them and want to sue for emotional distress and lack of kissies and lickie treats. Mommy say I am being overly clingy now which is bery rude. Does 1 bajillion lickies seem like a reasonable negation starter? I enclosed a picture so you can see how cute I am.
u/canarylinedancer — 5 days ago