Oh frens. Iz Basil here. I don’t no what to doo. I am scared and confooosed. I need halp from eggsperts. Please catsisst me.
I woz put in jail.
BY ORZO!
And he was doing a guard and woodn’t let maiself out! I wil addmit dat he didn’t lokk me in and I ebentualli exscaped, but what doo I doo to stop it happening again?
Diz iz foto of me being jailed.
Orzo, da little pasta kitten girl, here. I was gifen a baff! Horror!
There was also salamander. Fozter Meowmy had her Meowmy come over to help ‘kleen’ me. I woz already kleen! I kleen myzelf very well.
Dey said I had ‘dried poop’ on my back legz and tale, but ALL LIES! I woz doing poop crimez and making mess to be kleened up wiv my poorly tummy, but dat iz not relevant.
One of dem held me so I kouldn’t wriggle away and de udder one dip my back half in waterz and give a little rub rub and then wrap me in towel. The hoomans said that the water was dirty after I got out but iz more LIES. I made some meows to make dem fel guilty and stop, but dey only stop after dey said I woz kleen.
Meowmy got the green worm fishing toy after which I akcept for play time, but still need soo meowmy, meowmy’s meowmy, and waterz.
Is outrayjuice. Wot compenshashion do I soo for?
Hi frenz. Now that you all told me a few hourz ago that I can use this as a record for da futur fozter cattos after I leave, I have started a crime record to pass down my wizdom once I go to furever home.
So… I did a big hurry scarf of all my fuds, and then I do a hork! Many foreverz ago foster Meowmy caught me coffing a hairball but got a little towel under me so did not go on rug and she said was ezy to clean.
Dis time! She tri da same trick today but I evaded the towel and horked on two separate bits of rug!
GO CRIMEZ! Dis a gud one to start a record for the next foster cattos?
Hi frens. I iz Edna and I has bin trainin my foster Meowmy. I haz question. I goez to mine furever home nex week, but I wantz to help de nex kitties with foster
Meowmy.
So, can de nex foster kitties contin-you wiv dis account so I kan share mine experienz down a chain of kitties who may also need pawyer help wiv foster Meowmy?
Danks frenz!
PS. Her iz pic of me and my floofy belly and footz.