u/Acceptable_Cow_5026

I am a seafood diet guy. I see food and I eat it.

Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.

I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

I tried to come up with a joke about anti-gravity. It's impossible to let down.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Anyway. Made a little shop called Groan & Worn for Father's Day. Just the jokes, on shirts. Dad approved. (He asked for a free one. I said no. He said that was a dad move. Fair.)

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