It’s a 5 minute walk to the local bar but it’s a 45 minute walk home.
The difference is staggering!
u/Informal_Response518 — 18 hours ago
r/dadjoke
If Russia were to attack Turkey from the Rear…
Do you think Greece would help?
u/Informal_Response518 — 1 day ago
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Dad joke
What was Michael Jackson’s favourite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
u/hiddenrose8 — 1 day ago
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Their eyes are always peeled
u/UmpireNo5081 — 3 days ago
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high..
She looked surprised.
u/Opposite-Wear-8631 — 4 days ago
A friend's Stonehenge pun. Felt like sharing.
Dairy say, this is a decent pun...
u/embrace_fate — 5 days ago
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I bought a new tent
I bought a new tent and got a 20% price reduction. I slept in it from December to February.
It was my winter of discount tent.
u/Diligent-Coffee1408 — 3 days ago
What has four stander uppers, four puller downers, two lookers, two hookers, and a swishy wishy?
A cow.
u/Lazy_Anxiety_6688 — 5 days ago
Just for laugh gags: Nothing personal....
u/Neat_Homework7582 — 5 days ago
Impressed my Co-workers
I changed my bathroom name from The John to The Jym, and I just got a new puppy that I named Five Mile. My co-workers are so impressed that I go to the Jym and walk five miles every morning.
u/lincbugger — 5 days ago
Shots fired, we repeat, shots fired!
u/ShehrozeAkbar — 11 days ago