I told him he better listen, because you can't have a successful dad joke without a little Pop and snap!
Son: "Dad, why do smart people always ask 'Why?' and dumb people always say 'Well...'?" Dad: "Well..."
Let's work hard for our cute kids again today. Dads
He’s got lots of fans!
Sarah left her Pepsi sitting on a fence rail at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.
And that’s where Sarah’s soda is.
A guy is at the Pearly Gates and he sheepishly asks St. Peter if smoking is allowed in heaven. "Well technically yes but..." Oh wow! Really?! Can I have one now?!
'Ok.Reach into your pocket' came the exasperated reply.
Sure enough a full package of his favorites were right there. But then he realizes he needs a light. He flicks his thumb at St. Peter asking for a lighter.
St. Peter says 'Here we go...!
Suddenly thousands of Angels begin singing, an epic parade of the Heavenly Host march towards him with all kinds of pomp and circumstance. Then at the end of the long line of drummers, flag bearers, and horn blowers, one little cherub brings his request on a tiny silken pillow.
The man, completely stunned by what just happened stares at St. Peter trying to get a clue and St. Peter shrugs says
"What'd you expect? It's a match made in Heaven."
She wrote him a John Deer letter
Died in his tepee.
A postage stamp
Right where you left it
In their sleevies
I was exhausted.
And realize were were in high school together
Neigh Neigh…
Like when you get home from the grocery store …
She was told dates have a lot of fiber
Catch you on the flip side