r/dadjoke

Things went sideways real fast.

We were standing outside under a clear blue Arizona sky. I spotted a lone jet cruising the sky. I asked my nephew," where do you think it's going?" Without even thinking about it, he replied "airport".

What did Tennessee?
The same thing as Arkansas.

My son asked me the other day “dad do trees poop?“
I responded “where do you think they get #2 pencils”

Mali-boo.

A Yamahahahahaha

Little Johnny was at school and got a splinter in his hand. He ran to the teacher, shouting "cider, cider, i need cider."

The teacher asked him, "Why do you need cider johnny?"

Johnny replies, "I've got a splinter in my hand. I heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand, she wants it in cider!".

Guillotine operator sues employer wins severance package.