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Happy 250th birthday, America! We'll see you for your 500th!
The tarp is out in Omaha
Indians vs Storm Chasers. Some selections from the stadium's Rain Delay Playlist:
The Weather Girls - "It's Raining Men" Milli Vanilli - "Blame It On The Rain" Prince - "Purple Rain" Rihanna - "Umbrella" Imagine Dragons - "Thunder" (and there's been plenty of that!) Toto - "Africa" (Gotta bless the rains!)
Friend: "I never watched Seinfeld...I thought it was kind of pointless." Me:
I must report...the Borg are already here. And they're driving Hondas.
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(Which makes sense, since they are usually in one accord.)
A Texas Rangers Father's Day Memory
Before Father's Day was over I wanted to share one of my absolute favorite memories with my now-deceased dad...he took me to old Arlington Stadium to watch the Rangers play the Athletics, and we got to see Nolan Ryan get his 5000th strikeout. I will never forget that night. I still have the ticket stub, kept in a sealed baseball card for the past, what, 37 years?
My doctor asked me if I was familiar with tinnitus.
I said no, it doesn't ring a bell...
I knew scoring games would bring me fame and fortune!
My hand marking my scorecard made our local 10:00 news (Lincoln Saltdogs, independent AAPB team). There's my 3 seconds of fame...just waiting on the fortune!